The Palace Gentlemen's Club Reviews

Got the digits of a beautiful stripper who lived in Austin named Allison with several flirtatious texts from her throughout that evening I visited the Palace. Also talked to her on several other occasions with promises to meet up ;). And we did meet up another night at another club...

This is a combination of two visits - Friday afternoon and then Saturday afternoon.

The ratings above are for the Friday afternoon visit. I went to Palace about 4 PM on Friday. The club itself is very neat and clean, and fairly well maintained. There were about a...

I visited The Palace on Monday, November 23, 2009. I give this club a very solid 8 rating. It is definitely an above-average club. I arrived at 9:15 p.m., a little early, but there were already several very pretty girls there. The staff was very friendly,...

This was a nicely appointed large club. Cover charge was 5 dollars. They had a free buffet. The number of dancers was limited. None asked if I wanted a dance. Had one drink and the buffet and left. The least impressive club in my visit to...

Went late on a Saturday night. It was a $10 cover. The place was packed, mostly with younger guys. I would say over 200 customers easily. There were a lot of dancers also, ranging from 7 to 9 in looks. I would say most were in...

It took me a while to get to the club due to construction and bad signs on Loop 410. Eastbound exit wasn't marked as Starcrest, just 25A.

Very nice place and very good club. Valet parking in front, regular parking in back.

I'm new to SA but prices seemed...

Plenty of dancers at the Palace. Pretty strong on the quality meter as well. Though there were a few that you wondered why they were there. The stage is up a little higher and has a lot of seating in front of it. The girls put...

I've started travelling for work recently and will begin posting recent trips. Was told this was the best club in SA, and I certainly enjoyed my experience. Unfortunately all the top clubs are far from the good hotels in downtown SA. When I entered the club, I...

Palace is a good-sized club with an upscale ambience. It has a large main stage and two smaller stages, one on either side of the main audience. There is a slightly elevated, darker section to one side and a VIP area upstairs, out of sight. There is...

I like going on Sunday evening. While there may not be that many dancers, the ones that are there are very beautiful and very attentive. Much better than the younger crowds on Friday and Saturdays....

This has a rep as the high end club in SA. And for good reason. 12 bucks for a drink in the afternoon. Small number of dancers. Most of them 6 or above. One girl was an 8. Talked with her and she said life has been slow here...

First, the good: The dancers here are mostly very pretty. That explains the "9" rating above for the dancers. Next, the bad: The prices are high, the service and attentiveness is low, and the dances are lame. That explains the very low value rating, and...

This is the best SC in SA. The selection of dancers is outstanding. I received LDs from Selena (Philippine gal) and Taylor (surfer looking girl from Wash State). A lot of two way contact w/both especially Taylor. Selena had the softest skin I have ever felt...

I think this is the best stripclub in san antonio. It's very upscale and the night I went it was very packed. They played alot of techno which I liked alot. They also played some rock and r&b.

Most of the girls here are hot!! Alot of girls here have fake...

I visited a lot of clubs some of them had $5 table dances. The girls were unfortunately only worth $5, so we went to try the Palace. The dances here were $20 but, the ladies were the most beautiful of any of clubs in South Texas. We bought a bottle...

I'm told that San Antonio isn't the best city in Texas for strip clubs, Dallas is. I had heard that before going to PMC, so maybe I wasn't expecting much. But this place wasn't bad at all. The girls were attractive, but not gorgeous (maybe better on...

This is one of the best strip clubs in San Antonio, although the best strip clubs are Dallas. A certain Spurs player and his incredibly hot wife have known to frequent the Palace. The girls are very attractive and there weren't any ones that I would turn away....

The is one of the more spreadout clubs I've been to in a long time.
High cielings give this club a wide open feel. The main seating area is very large with short back chairs. There is a slightly elevated area by stage two.
An upstairs area is open for VIP but...

WARNING-DO NOT order any drinks from this club that contain soda. When my Sprite arrived, it tasted like vodka. I went to the bar and had them make a new one before my eyes. Either the lines are filthy and need to be flushed, or the canister of Sprite had...

I tried a few places in the area and this is the best. Girls nice mix, many cute ones. Minimal silicone, several small chests, and a few big ones. Nice bar area, clean bathroom with attendant, 3 stages, lap area chairs have arms that get in the way. Officially no...

Out of four clubs I sampled in San Antonio, this was my favorite. It is a huge club, lots of beautiful dancers (30+), bright lighting, and lots of patronage to make this a fun place to be at. There's one large stage plus two small platforms where the dancers rotate...

Beautiful girls. Many are quite tall. Not pushy. Fun to chat with. A few give really nice dances but bring your money if you want to keep their attention. Its not you typical club as the lighting is quite bright but considering how the girls...

Dropped by on a Sunday afternoon. Plenty of cute girls although many seemed to hang around the mid-level seating area with guys watching the Cowboys game. Not many walking around the main floor so I had to get the attention of the girls to get a lap dance. Once I...

After researching, it was a toss-up between The San Antonio and The Palace. Starting out for the S. A., I lucked out and got a cab driver that was a regular at the clubs. He steered me here, and I wasn't disappointed.

I like to stay away from the...

Went to the club on a Wednesday afternoon before catching a plane. Cover charge was small, like $4. Drinks were not too expensive. The club was a bit brighter than others that I've been to, but it gave me a chance to check out some of the dancers a bit...