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Lou Turks
500 Powhatan Ave Essington, PA 19029
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59
Pennsylvania
reviewed
12 years ago
picked up my car at the...
Picked up my car at the airport and decided to hit up this club as a Facebook friend was supposedly working(didn't run into her). Parking is a little tricky but I later found out that...
markphilly
reviewed
12 years ago
i visited on a wednesday and...
I visited on a Wednesday and was surprised how crowded it was for a Wednesday. The Philadelphia Strip club business seems to be in a funk, so to see some signs of life...
eagles08
reviewed
12 years ago
pretty average club drinks are expensive...
pretty average club drinks are expensive .. dancers hound you .. they are decent looking wouldnt mind to go back but wouldnt mind going elsewhere either .. didnt try the food .. I personally...
WTF1234
New York
reviewed
12 years ago
as i said before, this is...
As I said before, this is a very nice club and I enjoy coming back to visit it again. started at the Bar having a beer, there was this beautiful girl on the stage she's...
metalek2000
Florida
reviewed
12 years ago
i finally got back to lou...
I finally got back to Lou Turks after many years. First off, they really cleaned up the place having done a 100% make over. The physical club is pretty nice. The girls were attractive...
dopeydope
Michigan
reviewed
12 years ago
covers a visit, late afternoon on...
Covers a visit, late afternoon on a Thursday, around 5PM. Club is in close proximity to the airport. I was expecting kind of a neighborhood bar type of place but it is...
WTF1234
New York
reviewed
12 years ago
this is a very nice place......
This is a Very nice place... I went there a few hours before my flight on a Friday afternoon. The place was not crowed, the were not a lot of girls but the ones...
Davexx
reviewed
13 years ago
was near the airport and decided...
Was near the airport and decided to give this place a try. Not a bad location (across from a wawa) and plenty of parking. Girls were okay. One girl really looked like a dude...
tuscl
A catch-all account
reviewed
13 years ago
ok...it's not a top of the...
Ok...it's not a top of the line strip club but it is a very consistent club where you'll feel at home after you've been there a while. Plenty of parking, easy to find, safe area....
tempest666
Tesla Crowley
reviewed
13 years ago
i auditioned here and got hired...
I auditioned here and got hired but I doubt if I'm going back. The place looks small from the outside but once you go in, it's actually pretty big. The dressing room is located...
metalek2000
Florida
reviewed
14 years ago
omg...they should just close this place....
OMG...they should just close this place. I've been here off and on for 20 years and it just keeps getting worse. I don't know why they bother. I was on my way to the...
heavy_n_slim
Florida
reviewed
14 years ago
my first time to lou turks...
My first time to Lou Turks and got there a little early. Had to wait outside until 4pm, when one of the dancers pulled up. Smoking looking blonde, and we spoke for a few...
Adguy
reviewed
14 years ago
i also worked near lou turks...
I also worked near Lou Turks back in the early 80's, and would stop in every Friday nite on my way home from work. It was an amazing dive. Back then, the...
Leparsdon
Florida
reviewed
15 years ago
this place isnt a complete dive...
This place isnt a complete dive but it certainly has a local feel to it. The girls seem to know the regulars and will run a dollar parade on anyone at the bar. Drinks...
tuscl
A catch-all account
reviewed
15 years ago
finally found adrian from club...
Finally found Adrian from Club Risque again. She is at Turks. She is like an angel. She is so hot and gives the hottest couch dances I have ever had. I saw her...
richieg23
Florida
reviewed
15 years ago
went to turks as it was...
went to turks as it was close to where I was staying. girls are all "next door Girl" types....no real knockouts...but no dogs either. Heaven is pretty, and gives one of the best...
minnow
Any place that interests me.
reviewed
16 years ago
recent late friday night visit: club...
Recent late Friday night visit: Club is very much a local kind of bar that just happens to have topless dancers. Not a club to go out of your way for, or to write...
havingfuninde
reviewed
16 years ago
my wife and i frequent this...
My wife and I frequent this club often. The club itself is not the classiest of places but they're getting there with all the changes they are making. The girls are very friendly and...
upsman90
Florida
reviewed
16 years ago
had heard that lou turks was...
Had heard that Lou Turks was on the way back up. Considering the way it was about 8 years ago it had no place else to go. Stopped in to check it out last...
koala3547
reviewed
16 years ago
i can't believe anyone would think...
I can't believe anyone would think the renovaions were complete, at least to the building. The unpainted top step nailed on the sides of the stage may be needed for the dancers. It...
Hefcat
reviewed
16 years ago
the remodeling is basically complete and...
the remodeling is basically complete and has really changed the atmosphere. Not a cozy little place anymore but is trying to be more of an upscale gentlemen's club. Some very sexy girls...
koala3547
reviewed
17 years ago
what are they doing to my...
What are they doing to my old hang-out? The neighborhood bar is undergoing some changes. There's a sign saying they are under new management. The sign on the door said that they don't open...
goretrogo
reviewed
17 years ago
the girls were great looking, very...
The girls were great looking, very intimate. I talked to a lot of them. No lap dances but a lot of ways to tell a girl what you wanted her to do on stage....
pulses011
reviewed
17 years ago
turks is under new management. they...
Turks is under new management. They now have a DJ and a happy hour buffet. I only stopped in to see if the rumors of new management was true. I plan on going and...
koala3547
reviewed
17 years ago
this place will never be a...
This place will never be a Gentlemen's Club. It's a neighborhood bar with dancers. It's classic like an old pair of shoes is classic. There is no DJ. The girls bring their own music...
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