Cheaters Reviews

The last of 4 clubs I visited last night.... I am so used to the wonderful level of dances in Detroit, it is hard to be impressed anywhere else... Paid my $7.00 cover and walked in to a smokey, good size club with a huge stage in the center...

I visited Cheaters during a recent visit to Cocoa Beach in January 2012. I got there around 7pm so it wasn't too crowded when I arrived and everyone else showed up around 9pm. It happened to be 80's night but that was only apparent in the DJ's music...

i was in the area for work and this was my first time here. Really did not have any expectations and not sure what I was going to find. When i looked around i could tell its a locals place.i certainly stood out a bit. Maybe it was too early....

I had no idea this was the night of their Christmas party, but driving by earlier in the day I saw the sign. I changed my plans to arrive earlier, figuring there would be a big crowd later and I could get a few lap dances before the insanity....

Was in Cocoa on business, and stopped at the IR for a while and headed north. Hadn't been in for 2 or so years, so why not? $5 at the door, went to the head, noticed the walls had been tiled and the sinks updated. Last time...

Took a trip from Orlando...well worth the hour drive! Football and naked women...what could be better?? I was bumped into by "Piper" I mean literally bumped into I think intentionally. She was a lovely petite blonde all natural. We chatted and drank while I watched the...

I think the best part of this place is that military gets in free on some days. I don't know about all.

The location is easy to see from the road. It is a fairly big building with its own parking lot. Business was slow when I dropped in. Lots of...

The night we went this club it was the place to be. It was raining but that did not stop people from coming or maybe it stopped people from leaving but whatever the case. As soon as we walked in it seemed like it was a dance club with a...

Review of multiple nights when I was in the area on business a few weeks ago. Inner Room down the road offers more bang for the buck, but I like this place and it's rather laid back vibe. Not much trouble here having a bit of conversation and getting...

Right when you walk into this club the stage is straight ahead with a bar to the far left and behind it. There is also a private dance room to the back left. Girls are a good mix but too many older and overweight ones the night of...

A group of 8 of us came in from Orlando to experience something better than the Mickey Mouse clubs and found a great place with a local feel. Girls weren't Vegas hot but met quite a few attractive ladies that were very friendly and sociable. We ended up getting bottle...

Review of a Monday evening visit, 9PM-midnight. I hadn't been here in a few months, and was a little disappointed. It was dead at first, but did start to pick up an hour later. There were only about a dozen customers and dancers combined when I walked...

I haven't been to this club before the parking lot was completely full so I a parked next store. I check inside to make sure I won't get towed and they said it will be fine. I walk in about 10pm on a Friday and this club...

I've been to Cheaters on several occasions. Twice over the last couple of days. Like it as the better club of Merritt Island area. Main room is open with higher ceilings, so you don't feel crowed while there. Many dancers, cute as hell and all being very...

I went to Cheaters on a Wednesday evening. The club is right on A1A, the main drag on the island, and walking distance to Cocoa Beach Pier. I got in before the cover charge. The club was dead but more dancers and customers show up by about 10 o’clock or...

I stopped by on an afternoon after surfing the pier.
There were perhaps 7 girls, mostly young, a few appealing.

Watched one small young Latina with an awesome butt do some neat pole tricks.
I came to the rail and tipped her well, got lots of personal attention, including a close view of...

I was in town for some business and figured I would stop in and have a beer. I was pleasently surprised by the atmosphere. Of course on an afternoon visit, it was not crowded, but it was not uncomfortably empty either.

The dancers were all rather friendly. ...

In the area over a month on business, I spent entirely too much time here. It's a solid club with a lot of girl-next-door types and a laid-back atmosphere.

Busy nights here are Fridays and Saturdays, of course, but also, strangely, Sundays. Most early evenings there's not much of...

So after leaving a disappointing Inner Room, I decided to try out one last club on Saturday night (10pm-close) that I'd never been to before; Cheaters.

Th club is small. You can see the stage from anywhere you are in the club, music was good, drinks were ok, prices for drinks...

I hadn't been here since last year, but I'm glad to report it's the same solid, fun club I remember. Lots of young cuties who encourage roaming hands and reciprocate. It wasn't that crowded when I arrived around 9PM, but there were lots of girls about. The...

As far as the clubs in cape canaveral and cocoa beach go, this place is reliable to a fault. It is nowhere near as nice as Lido, but the drink prices are reasonable, the girls average about a 6-7, particularly if you like latinas and black girls. The...

Despite the obvious 1980s decor, it's an excellent club. Dancer quality was fairly good, some knockouts and some not-so-hot. A little something for everybody. They'll easily negotiate for couch or private dances. Very low-pressure. A great place to spend an evening, but having visited on...

We made the drive over from Orlando on a Thursday night after checking out a few options from TUSCL. Drove by LIDO as it looked very busy. Cheaters had a decent crowd but not crazy. There were probably 15 dancers in the club. Some fairly so-so...

It had been about a year since I'd been to Cheaters and afternoon and early evening visit ar IR we decided to check out Cheaters and we're glad that we did. The were a good number of very attractive ladies that were fun. My friend found a hottie...

A recent Saturday afternoon visit found this place packed with semi-hotties, you know the 30-40 somethings with a little baggage, a few too many tats, the tired looks, Well there were lots of them.
After a beer ($5 with tip) I met one, A skinny brunet, 1/2 dozen tats, nice...