Cheaters
5450 N Atlantic Ave. Cocoa Beach, FL 32931

An average joint

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Dolfan
Jun 2, 2017, 1:27 PM
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Visited: Sunday Afternoon

I had intended to stop by IR, but it wasn't open yet at around 3pm on a Sunday afternoon. So, I stopped in to Cheaters instead. It was easy to find, and easy to park. There were a fair number of cars in the lot, but I guess they were leftover from the night before or just using the lot to park and going somewhere else. I didn't pay to park or enter.

The inside is what you'd expect, a laid back local bar looking joint. Not quite a dive, but sure as shit not a posh nightclub. I grabbed a seat at the bar by the pool table. The bartender ignored me for a bit while she shot the shit with what appeared to be a regular who was playing pool. Eventually she brought be a beer, maybe 3.5 or $4. She was pretty cute and fun to chat with, so I forgave her pretty quick. She actually ended up being the highlight of my visit.

There were only a few dancers there when I arrived, maybe 3 or 4. None were attractive, but none so bad I lost my lunch. They were all mid twenties to thirties, slim body types but the firm, tight bods I go for. Despite the few number of dancers, they kept a solid rotation on the stage. Most girls had some superfluous clothing on, so they did the first song fully dressed, the second in a bikini type outfit, and the third topless.

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