Reviews

Things have changed and I can't say for the better. The elevated main dance area has been removed and the ladies no longer come from behind a curtain or step up to the dance floor.…

Maybe I just picked a bad night to visit, but things were better a year ago. The $10 dances before 7pm were no longer official policy, though the DJ hinted that some dancers may…

Stopped in after a disappointing visit to another club. Parked no problem. No entry fee. Been before so was expecting the kooky layout of the bar. Seemed like a relaxed atmosphere that I liked. Only…

I stopped in about 2:30 on a Saturday afternoon a week ago. There were 14 or 15 girls there. When I arrived I was guy number three. I think 3 or 4…

I've been going to this place on and off for more than 20 years. The layout's not changed much, but the furniture is less scuzzy, though still in need of sterilizing considering the regulars…

Lido was the second stop of my trip to Cape Canaveral. It is a big, plain, windowless building. Very easy to find, good signage, and plenty of parking that was mostly empty when…

I was visiting for a couple of nights for a couple's retreat. Went in with my girlfriend who secretly wants to be a stripper I think. I had been there a couple of…

I stopped by Lido Thursday for a cold one and see the local day time talent. It was about 4:00 and happy hour was going on. After a while, little spinner came and sat down…

I've been going to this club for a number of years and have found it to always be consistent in quality. There is always a good variety in the evenings of all ages and a…

I’ve narrowed it down to one of two things. Either strippers are more desperate for money during the holiday season, or they have suddenly discovered that aging, overweight, balding men with small penises are…

Stopped by Lido on my way home from Tallahassee (Papi: expect a PM sometime this week). There's no cover before 7, I believe. The club layout is somewhat like a maze: you enter the club…

This is a club I've been going to for more than ten years and I have to say I don't think I've ever been disappointed. No it's not a plush expensive club but what it…

I used to be an inner room regular but I have at least been partially converted to Lido. At night ir is still the place to be with its $10 dances. That being…

I first visited Cheaters, did not like it there and then went to Lido’s Cabaret. If tall, slim and slender blondes are the types that you looking for in a strip club, then Cheaters is…

the club was a alright size club. there were mostly white girls, 2 black and I think one Spanish when I went. all were good looking but service was ok. I wish the dancers would…

the club was a alright size club. there were mostly white girls, 2 black and I think one Spanish when I went. all were good looking but service was ok. I wish the dancers would…

Got into Cocoa a little early and decided to give Lido another chance (two prior visits had been less than thrilling). Arrived at about 12:30, no cover charge. There were a few patrons sitting…

I visited Lido several times during a recent visit to Florida. It is just up the road from Cheaters in Cocoa Beach, but I guess it's officially in Cape Canaveral. I met some beautiful dancers…

Stopped by here on a Tuesday afternoon with some time to kill. Won't go into physical details of the club - those have been well-documented elsewhere in other reviews and nothing has changed significantly. Drink…

This was my first time to the club. There were about as many customers as girls. No one was tipping at the stage except me. I only tipped after the second song…

we were out for a nice crawl ride and decided to hit the place on a whim, Good move. place seems a little dated but it's a strip joint so really wasn’t looking for a…

Had a pretty good time here at my first 'stop-in' - As others have mentioned (and I agreed), probably the best looking girls in the immediate area. Mostly compared to Inner Room, where i also…

This review will cover two stops to Lido in the past few weeks, both disappointing. The first visit I stopped in about 12:30pm, 30 minutes after opening. Upon entering the club you have to…

Arrived Friday at 2pm to sample the $10 dayshift dances. The club is trying to be competitive, they had complementary pulled pork sandwiches, first drink was $2 more for a double, and very welcoming.…

This club has the best looking girls in the area (I've heard tales of girls being fired for acne, weight issues, etc.), but that doesn't necessarily translate into better lap dances. Some attitude problems, and…