Reviews

Secrets is no more, it has been renamed The Body Club. Apparently the name change happened recently. The club has also been refreshed in that the bathroom walls have been retiled and the floor in…

I was in Miami for the weekend and this was one of the few clubs I ended up visiting during the stay.

I wasn't sure which clubs were worth checking out so I based the visit…

I prefer the hole in the wall clubs and Secrets has been my go-to spot for about 6 years now. My most recent venture there back in July was arguably my best. It is easily…

I’ve reviewed this club several times and will not describe the club details - for club details refer to my August 28, 2013 Secrets review.

My last couple of visits to Secrets had been evening visits…

I visited and reviewed this club last week (Thursday eve 8/7/14). In that review I commented the vibe was not what I was used to @ Secrets.

I visited again a week later Friday 8/15/14…

Visited Secrets on Thursday eve 8/7/14 around 10:30 pm – free parking; $15 cover; $4 bottled water.

I have reviewed this club on several occasions and will thus not describe club layout details -…

I have reviewed Secrets on various occasions. This will be a summary of two visits I had on Sunday and Monday over Memorial Day weekend (5/25/14; 5/26/14) – I will not describe the club…

I will break up this review into 4 sections so you can skip a section which does not interest you:

I) Intro
II) Club Layout
III) Dancers
IV) Conclusion

I) INTRO:

I visited Secrets on Sat night around 2:00 a.m. (technically…

Visited Secrets on a Sunday afternoon 3/16/14 ~3:30 p.m. – no cover – free parking – had a $4 bottle of water.

I have reviewed Secrets on several occasions and will not describe the club layout…

This club has been reviewed many times so I will not waste too much time with physical layout - other than to say - it is a small club - one main bar stage, one…

This is my second time going on consecutive Saturday afternoons. Pretty much the same experience both times.

Last time I got all my dances while sitting at the one bar in the place.

The girl I got…

It's been years since I've been here. Shortly after they opened I followed a former Tootsies & Scarletts stripper there named Fantasia. She's one of my ATF's. She has a tigers face tattoo to the…