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First stop on my east to west tour just over a month ago. Club not changed since last remodel. DJ just as chatty as always. No restroom recon so can’t comment. Parking limited and sucks in general but I got lucky someone was leaving as I arrived so I got a spot toward back on right side of club and avoided street parking. Took a spot on far side across from DJ. Girls were pretty decent, most 5 or higher, most tried to give a show at stage when they realized I was tipping. Some girls honored the $5 dances, others wanted $10 bar side. Did some $5 for warmup but I had my eye on an a quite little gymnast build with meat in the right places. Finally she came around. I was rock hard from the warm ups. She grabbed me and said damn, you got a nice dick for an older whit dude. Ok, thanks, I think. Asked her prices, she said $10. I said I thought they were $5. She said you, you wanna dance, $5. You wanna something you’ll enjoy a lot more, I’m $10. Let me give you one and make up your mind. So $10 it is. She wasn’t kidding. Slid me out the leg of my shorts, few nibbles, quick lick kiss, and a whole lot of camel slides. She got very creamy. Asked if I wanted more, I said you’re gonna be here for a bit, keep going. Song 2 more like song 1. Song 3, she said she couldn’t take any more and slid me out the front, offered a wet suit, and I was deep sea diving bar side. Can’t wait for my November return trip. Now that I said that, as I write the review, I see reported as closed. What the hell? Papi, what happened? This place is a national chocolate treasure. I am supposed to be back next week and I am disappointed to see the news. Some of you might not appreciate the report on a supposed closed club, but if this is the end, I want to send it out in style. Here is to hoping this place reopens or comes back at a new location. Love this place, the Mint, and Outer Space Philly. Always fantastic chocolate fun to be had bar side.

I spent a recent weekend Miami and stopped by the Body on a Friday evening. I got there just before midnight. The tiny lot on the side of the club was full, but since I took an uber from my hotel it wasn’t an issue for me. Security patted me down outside of the club before letting me inside where I paid the $20 cover. It was pretty packed once I got inside, but I saw one open seat at the bar so I grabbed it. The bartender took a while to get to me but when she did, I ordered a D’ussé ($15 with the tip). There is small stage with a pole set up inside of the bar and one girl was doing her stage set. There were an additional 10 or so girls out on the floor either sitting at the bar or making the rounds. All of the girls were black with a nice range of complexions and body types (from thin to thick). I was approached by a cute petite dancer with a Caribbean accent. She introduced herself and after some small talk she danced for me for a few songs. She said we could do a private dance in the back ($50 for the room + her tip) or she could dance for me out on the floor. I choose to start with dances out on the floor at $10 per song. Her dances included a good grind and lots of dirty talk in my ear throughout. During my dances with the first girl, I noticed a voluptuous dark-skinned dancer come out of the locker room, and made eye contact with her from across the bar. I paid the first dancer $50 and she went on her way. The thick dark-skinned dancer noticed me noticing her and came over. She got right down to business with a few dances at the bar which were nice with great two-way contact and stick shifting. She suggested that we move to the lower seats near the entrance so she could get more comfortable. Once we moved to the lower seats, she continued with the high contact dances and even discreetly pulled jr out. She was putting on a nice show but I stopped after about 10 songs. I paid her $100 and decided to head back to my hotel. Another decent visit and this spot will most likely be my first stop next time in in Miami as I enjoyed the laid-back vibe.

I was bored on a Monday afternoon before a flight home so i went to this club. I have been here many times, mostly pre-covid vut some post. Both at night and during the day. I remember the $5 dance days and based on reviews it had gone up to $10 which is fine, #Inflation. The last review made me think that this might be the place to have a little fun before I headed out. Welp... to bottom line it, i was wrong. I know this isnt the ideal review, honestly, because i stayed for 20 minutes. Parking was free. It is on the side of a divided highway which can be annoying, yoy have to make a u-turn to get in if you are on the other side. Two security guards both outside the front door. Didnt check id but did a light pat down. No one at the desk to take money so walk right in. First thing, this place is smaller than i remember. That being said, last time i wss there, it was PACKED. Second, it is daek with really low ceilings. It felt like a basement, lol. As you walk in the front door, semicircular bar on the right, probably 8 seats? To the left, there is a pool table. Some chairs on the floor and rundown church pew like cusion partitioned seats on the wall. Last time i was here, these were for dances. I go to the bathroom..... disgusting. They need to waffle house style, garden hose that bitch down immediately. I dont know how women change in this place. There are two women working, one black, one white. Both are 6-7. Both are sitting on the laps of two different men at the bar. Both the men are in their 60s. Hard to tell if they are pimps or regulars, based on the actions, ids say one of each? There is also two men shooting pool on the side. The music was also weird. I dont know if the two older men were giving requests but the songs that played as i sat were "members only" by Bobby Blue Bland and this song, i dont remember the title but the chorus is "I got my money, i got my whiskey, now its time, to get a little friskey". So basically 70s-80s blues music?. So im 40, i can get it to anything but this was a little much. I order a double patron silver on rocks. It was $16. I give her $20 and tell her to keep it. As i sip a little, i see a thrown behind a door on the side of the bar? Maybe for bachelor parties, weird. One of the women who was on a guys lap who had a green suit on comes over and sit next to me. I figured this might be her pimp. She asks what im drinking and i DOWN my drink. She says "damn! Lets party, wanna order us some shots!" I was kinda weirded out by sitting at a bar alone with a woman and her pimp, so i left. Sorry, didnt get dance prices or anything. I assume they are $10. I dont get it. Maybe the day, hood, strip club party vibe in Miami is dead? I went to the two clubs that used to be my spots and nothing. I hope Miami didnt go the way of Memphis.

First time visitor to this place. I did a bit of recon on area clubs on a recent Miami and landed on this spot as one where I'd be almost certain to have a good time. I went on back to back afternoons/evenings and spent 8-9 hours over the two visits. All black club in terms of dancers and employees. Most of the customers were black and some Haitian and maybe a very small number of Latino or white guys. I do not recall a cover charge either day but I arrived in the afternoon both days. If anything it was $10 or less. Fairly low ceilings - probably about 8 feet which makes the place feel smallish. Domestic bottled beers were $5. Same bartender both nights, middle aged black woman, not very friendly but reasonably fast service which is the more important trait in that job. Smoking is allowed in the club. There were 5-15 girls at any given time while there. Only one small stage with a pole but there's not always a girl dancing. Girls are mostly in their 20s and some in their 30s. Bodies all over the spectrum - thin to thick, short to tall. Girls wear tops and bottoms for the most part but when giving barside dances the top and bottoms come off pretty quickly. $10/song dances are the norm here. Girls ranged in looks from 4-8 in my book but I presume they have some real hot ones real late or on weekends. There are three places to get dances - barside, in some large, open booths near the back, in private rooms in back which are $50 to the house and whatever tip the girl charges/negotiates for her time. I talked thru private time pricing up front as anyone with any club experience would do in advance. There is technically a fourth option I guess - some booths in the main bar area which apparently are reserved for bottle service which I saw no one try. There is also one roped off room in the back which I never saw anyone use. There is a pool table in the back room which gets a fair amount of play. $2 in quarters to play. I played numerous games over the course of the night with random guys that were playing. Over the course of the two days I got lots of dances - barside, in the booths and in the vip area. Among four trips to the vip area only one girl tried to limit services somewhat after the fact and that same girl then asked for more money too. Unsurprisingly she was the hottest girl that I took back further validating the correlation of the hotter the girl the worse the service.

So this review is actually my second visit in as two weeks. I went the Friday before and had a good time. This visit was weird. There were quite a bit more girls than the first time. They ranged from 6-8. There were a couple so thick and sexy. Oh man. I went looking for the girl I had met the week before because she was so good. Funny thing is she was the first girl I saw but didn't recognize her because she changed her hair. So as I'm standing there wanting her to get to work (even though she was already there the whole time), I tried a few girls. Girl 1 - I didn't actually get a dance from this one. She was easily the finest and the prettiest girl in the whole club. But when I struck up a little conversation with her I picked up on a stuck up attitude so I told her I'd get a dance later. She ended up coming back about an hour later and when I denied the dance again, she walked away angry. Then she doubled back to tell me she thought I was ugly AF and she was finer than all the other "b*tches." I denied her because I watched her with a few other guys and her dances were so lame. She didn't even get naked. Girl 2 - Very cute light-skinned with braces. She approached me and told me she would do anything I wanted in VIP. But instead I got a few dances. They were good but I couldn't feel her booty because of the kind of outfit she had on. I usually only get dances from girls if the booty is fully out. I like to feel on it. Anyway, she was very friendly and told me she would check on me later. She did, but I never got anymore dances because she was still wearing the outfit that covered her boots. Girl 3 - Approached me aggressively and asked to dance for me. It was more like she told me to let her dance for me. I told her not now. She came back about 30 minutes later and I again told her not now. She got mad and threw my hands off her and told me not to touch her and stormed off. Girl 4 - Finally they called the girl on stage who I was waiting for and that's when I realized she was there the whole time. As soon as she got off the stage I went to her and told her to come to me after she freshened up. She looked a little upset at first, but she came back to me with no bottoms on. I told her I didn't recognize her when I first came in and that's when her mood lightened up. She realized I wasn't ignoring her. Now to the reason I wanted her. When she started grinding I just slightly pulled my pants down and now my "thing" was right on her booty. I knew she was okay with it because she let it go the week before. She even slowed down and really took her time. She let me put it in her crack. She just kept going. I felt the explosion coming. I wondered if it should cover up with my shirt so I wouldn't get any on her. I thought about asking her if I could just bust on her booty. But I guess I waited too long either way and it came all over her booty and in her crack. She just kept going until I was done. I told her she could wipe it with my shirt. She did. Then she gave me a hug and I told her I wanted to see her again next time. She said yes. She is really really good with a good personality. I don't know if I have to do a layout. The club is a decent size. The main stage is surrounded by the bar. There are long lounge seats along the walls, but they're roped off. I don't know if that's considered a kind of VIP. There's actual VIP behind a curtain. There's a pool table in the back where you can get dances, but it's too lit up with lights for my liking. There's another smaller pole kind of in the middle of the room that seems voluntary for the girls. Overall, I've been to smaller clubs. This one is a decent size. By the way, this visit was a Friday around 5p.

Arrived at the club at 1:30 PM on Tuesday. Sat at the bar and got 2 sprites. There were 2 dancers with some regulars who did not approach me but one dancer did. This dancer was slim with a nice ass and titties. She took some time to chat before getting down to the dancing at the bar. She went fully nude and let me play with her pussy and titties. Lots of stick shifting too. She got my worked up to where we went to VIP. $50 to the club and then $150 to her. Got everything I wanted and it was amazing. No distractions. She did say the night time can get a little crazy. We’ll see I guess.

I checked out the Body on a recent Sunday afternoon. I took an Uber from my hotel. I was greeted by a security guard outside of the club who patted me down before letting me in. No one was collecting cover when I arrived at about 4pm. There were only a handful of customers and dancers when I first arrived. I went to the bar and ordered a Dusse ($10). The Cowboys/Giants game was on all of the TV’s, so I was briefly glancing at that while checking out the talent. There was a light skinned spinner on the pole that is inside the bar and a few other girls out on the floor. Not long after I was approached by a thick dark-skinned dancer who began grinding on me while I stood at the bar. She grabbed my hand and placed it in between her legs right off the bat which I wasn’t expecting but didn’t mind. I grabbed one of the high chairs at the bar and enjoyed ultra high mileage dances with lots of two way touching for the next four songs. The dancer asked if I wanted to take things to the VIP room, but I declined since I just arrived and wanted to see the rest of the lineup. I paid her $40 for the dances plus a $10 tip for her efforts which she seemed to really appreciate. The songs weren’t cut short, and the DJ would chime in with some funny comments periodically. I noticed another dancer putting in some serious work on an older gentleman in the area with a pool table and some lower chairs not far from the entrance. I think she noticed me noticing her so she approached me after she was done with the older gentleman. She asked if I wanted the dances at the bar or over in the lower seats. I chose the latter, so we moved over to the area with the lower seats. She positioned jr and got to work grinding away. After the second song she warned me not to blame her if I ldk’d. I ensured her that I wouldn’t let that happen. She definitely worked the spot like that was her goal. She also took my hands and alternated placing them on her nice full titties and between her legs. I stopped after 6 or 7 songs, because I didn’t want to make a mess and have to head back to the hotel. I gave the second dancer $70 and brought her a drink. The second dancer also offered a VIP dance, but I needed a break after the regular dances, so I told her to check back with me later. Unfortunately, I never got a chance to take the second dancer up on her VIP offer as I didn’t see her in the last hour that I was there. I still enjoyed the laid back vibe of this place and the high mileage dances and will definitely return next time I’m in town.

This is a bit of an explicit review, but it’s the only way to tell the honest story. Limited parking but easy to find. Got there about 4:15 and it was reasonably busy but not packed. It’s a small all-black club and if you’ve read the other reviews you know what to expect here. I had just come from an attempted rip-off at Foxxy’s and was hoping for pretty much anything here but didn’t have very high expectations. I sat down at the front of the only bar and saw a dancer doing basic moves on the single pole. Nothing special. A thick dancer came over and chit chatted but she wasn’t my type so I moved her along. Over the next 10 mins or so I notice another dancer in the far right corner who isn’t wearing panties, but she’s with a dude. I’m hoping to get some time with her and keep an eye out. After a while she disappears down below the bar and by the guys face I could tell what was going on. Then to my amazement she does a full La Pearl on him. She turns around and proceeds with the barside bump. He was definitely getting serviced. All of a sudden my expectations rose dramatically about this place. So a really cute early 20s spinner appears out of nowhere. Not to let an opportunity pass by, I went and grabbed her. She’s hot as hell with cute A/B cups and is maybe 4’11 and 95lbs. She sits down and isn’t overly friendly or chatty. She’s made little small talk and kept her top on and hands to herself. I offer her a drink and things completely changed. The top comes down and she grabs my dick while I order her a shot. She downs it, leans back in her chair, lifts one leg high in the air and keeps in there while looking down at her crotch. Embolded by this new attitude, I reach down and pull her panties to the side so I can have a look at her pussy. She kept her leg there and pussy exposed for as long as I wanted. After a minute or so I got her out of her chair, turned her around and pulled her ass up against me. I’ve discovered a (so far) foolproof phrase to see if fs is on the menu. So I say, that pussy looks amazing, I’ll bet she feels good too. At this point a dancer will rebuff you or signal she’s available. She responds, it does feel good. I’m tight and wet. So I reached down the front and slipped a finger in and she wasn’t lying. I asked for the deal at this particular club and her rate. She says $50 to the bouncer for the back room and $200 to her. I talked her down to $215 total because that’s honestly what I had on me. I even pulled out my wallet and said it’s what i’ve got. She agreed. She asked me to exchange a $100 for one hundred in ones so she didn’t get busted at the end of the night. I did and we went back. She stripped out of the bra and panties she was wearing and the fun ensued. She was so tight I’m not ashamed to say I only lasted one song. Maybe that seems like a bad deal at something like $55/minute but I loved every second of it and absolutely exploded inside her. YMMV but I was only lucky dog.

I was in Miami over the weekend so I decided to visit the Body on Saturday night. I had a good time during my previous visit back in late December 2020 so I decided to check it out again. I took the 15 minute Uber ride from my hotel in Aventura and arrived around 11pm. The security guard gave a brief pat down outside of the club before letting me in where I paid the $30 cover charge which was more than I remembered paying last time. Once inside I noticed there wasn’t a big crowd at all. Seats were available at a few tables with low chairs spread out on the floor, a couple of mini booths along the walls and at the bar with high chairs surrounding it. I grabbed a seat at the bar which surrounds a small stage. There is another section near the entrance with a pool table and some additional seats that seemed to be ripped off. I ordered a Hennessy ($10) and watched the stage show for a while. The girls danced on stage for 3 or 4 songs and most got naked by the second song. The stage being located inside of the bar is still a bit weird to me but I still enjoyed some of the performances. There were 10-15 dancers in the couple of hours I was there. All dancers were black with an even mix of young and vets and most were on the thinner side. I was approached by a cute slim thick light skinned dancer. She danced for me at the bar for 4 songs ($10 each). Here dances were ok, with a nice grind and some light stick shifting, but she never got fully naked. Next dancer was an older dark-skinned dancer who gave got naked right away and gave a nice sensual grind for 4 songs. The last dancer was a thick dark-skinned chick. I got 5 dances from her and she gave me her number. None of the dancers mentioned private dances but I believe there is an area for those. I decided to leave at around 1:30. Overall had a decent time but nothing special and not as good as my visit a few years back.

I was in SoFlo so decided to check out this club. It is on a busy street in Miami, with very little parking. But it was worth the effort. There is security when you enter the front door. A quick pat down and a $10 cover and I was in. I arrived on a Thursday around 5pm. It is a small room with a bar in front of you when you enter. there is a pole in the middle of the bar, but the area is very small, so the girls really don't dance as much as show you their tits and ass. Most also got completely naked and made sure to show you their kitty in glorious technicolor during their pole dances. I got a water for $6 but overheard the bartender charging guys $12 for mixed drinks. I'm not sure how much beer is. The bar is surrounded by high chairs with no arms. On the floor are a lot of low chairs with rolled arms and an adjoining room with more of those chairs and a pool table. There is a VIP area to the left of the bar, as you are facing the bar. I was in a sampling mood and got a few dances from about 10 dancers. I can't remember all of the names, but mileage was fairly high with all of them. All of my dances were right at the bar in full view of anyone who cared to look. They have dancers of all sizes, except plus size. All AA dancers...some spinners, some with natural curves, and a couple with significant bolt-ons that had very noticeable scars. All of them let me touch them everywhere, including the kitty, except one. And all of them did significant stick shifting, which was nice since I went commando. I had on shorts, and a few of them reached inside the shorts leg to feel Little Sammy. My only regret is that nipple sucking was not allowed by any of them. All of them requested $10/dance, and a few of them asked about going to VIP, but did not pressure me when I politely declined. I got two dances from most of them. Other reviews have stated VIP is a fee to the club and whatever you negotiate with the dancer for the extras you want. All in all, if I lived here, I would go to the Body Club regularly. The going rate in SoFlo seems to be $25/dance, so it was nice to be in a place that kind of remined me of the Outer Space Club/La Pearl in West Philly. They only charge $5/dance at OSC/Philly!!! I tip generously at OSC when extras are involved. These girls were not shy about getting naked right at the bar and rubbing their bodies all over me. Most of them guided my hand to their kitties. Needless to say, I made quite a few trips to the men's room to keep my hands clean for the next dancer since most of them had very wet kitties. They just didn't go the extra mile like they do in OSC/Philly of FIV, nipple sucking and in some case FS right at the bar. But for $10/song, the Body Club is good value with nice looking women of shapes and sizes for most, if not all tastes. YMMV

Best experience to date, especially after the disappointment at Club Madonna. $10 fee when I entered around 10pm. It was a very slow day, but there were many ebony girls available (10-12), and 2 dancing on the stages, one in the center bar and the other in front of it. Beer (Heineken) fairly priced at $7, served cold in the bottle with a paper sealing the top. After viewing a couple of stage dances, I hooked up with a tall, built, light skinned ebony dancer and had four chair dances, $10 a piece. If you like Amazonian body type women, she fits the bill. Then, I had the most memorable experience with a one of the dancers. She was petite sexy slim. She approached me and after a bit of flirty conversation, I asked for a couple of the chair dances that came out to six. She stayed with me the for near to an hour, and after several drinks, I had 4 more dances. She hit all my reasons why I come to strip clubs. Holding, snuggling, caressing, gentle grinding, word play/dirty talk, and just simply wanting to feel each others body. Some go for the bump and grind, but I enjoy the intimacy and simple pleasures of touch. After the dances, we chatted awhile as she sat on my lap for like 15 more minutes before she left and continued her shift. Definitely will go back to see her. Afterwards, I saw a couple of more stages dances and enjoyed the atmosphere of the club. The sofa chairs and very comfy and have great view of the center stage when a dancer is there. It has the pool table on the back room of the club and has food to order, but I always ask for some sort of menu. I left around 3am, about 5 hours of enjoyment, $300 out. Been here several times, mostly in the afternoons, but this is the first time I came in at later time. And it being a weekday, there were more dancers than customers. I really enjoy the lay back atmosphere and the beautiful ebony women that are present in this place. Would highly recommend visiting on the slow days (Mon - Wed) if you like having your pick of the ladies and like lots of space just to hang out look at beautiful women all night.

I visit this club annually whenever I make my annual trek to South Florida. On this occasion, I was very time constrained and found the traffic while on my way to be crushing, almost causing me to turn around and abandon the adventure. It's a black urban club and parking can be extremely tight. Fortunately, I got there around 4 PM, before there was a swarm of people. On this occasion, I was charged $10 to enter, was patted down, and a wrist band attached to my right hand. Last year, the cover was $5, and prior to that, there was no cover during the day shift. No problem, but it was reflective of one of several changes. Last year, this club was petrified of Covid and a plexiglass shield was literally surrounding the bar area ( where one of the stages is located). The plexiglass was removed this year and I noticed some decorative improvement made to the rear of the building, which turned out to be a designated lap dance area. I spotted 4 or 5 AA dancers, and 1 dancer that was either mixed or Latina. There was roughly 8 customers in the building. This club isn't really a great place for extras, but it is a good place for cheap lap dances with a good grind and some playfulness. I ordered a diet coke, $5, plus tip, and it came out in a small plastic cup. A slightly large, but attractive AA dancer came over to the bar and introduced herself to me and we chatted for 10 minutes, during which she lightly brushed my thigh and groin. We discussed dances, and they were $10 apiece, unlike previous years when they were $5. No problem, so she took me to the back and there was another individual getting a good grind from the Latina while I was getting an even better one from Angela. She had no problems with grabbing on top, or the ass, and even a little between the legs, and was equally aggressive in grabbing me underneath my shorts. After 2 dances I called it quits to explore other options. No other dancers approached me while I was in the club, but I watched several fairly attractive ladies dance on various stages. The most attractive one finished her dance and I later approached her and asked about dances. Her price was the same, $10. We went to the same area and I got 2 more, but this young lady wasn't nearly as frisky as the first, and was more restrictive as to where I could and couldn't touch. No problem, the dances were still very good and the young lady very sexy. Her name I don't remember, but she said she lived in the NY or New Jersey area and danced there seasonally. I still like this club and as an older white guy, have never had a problem there. The place is gritty and the smell of weed and tobacco permeate the place, but I don't care. It's already penciled into the rotation when I return to South Florida next year.