Good Guys Reviews

New Rule: Dancers must run through the Washington Post presses before taking the stage.
This place literally has more ink than the newspaper I read today. The right tattoo in the right place can make a smoking hot body catch fire. But I must have walked in on "ink night".
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Good Guys is one of the best clubs in DC. Very easy to find, it's in Georgetown near the intersection of Wisconsin and Calvert. If you're coming from Dupont Circle, go north on Massachusetts and after you pass the Naval Observatory, go west for about three blocks and...

I have been to Good guys quite a few times. There is no cover charge, plus it's a nude bar. It does have three dance floors which is why I prefer this place to other clubs in DC. As usual no touching to dancers. I don't think they have lap...

No bouncer at the entrance to check my ID.
I didn’t drink much because of need for driving. A beer is 7.25 and a drink in 9.25. Bartender is friendly and quick. It also appeared that 2-3 customers enjoyed their meals. Actually I may try the food next time.
During the 2...

This was my first time at a dc club. It was unique to find the girls not come talk you into buying dances. But now they walk around after their dance to collect additional tips.

In anycase the strippers range from 6-8s when I was here. A few obviously talented...

used to enjoy visits to Good Guys. Now, however, not so much. In fact, I probably will not be returning for a very long time. But more on that later. First, the closest parking is in a lot behind the club, which charges $7 (if I recall), but you get...

Great strip club. Easily one of the top 2 clubs in DC. I was there on a Friday night recently. Pretty attractive dancers that are talented. Strict no touching in DC so forget touching the dancers. This is expected in DC. Drinks were not too expensive but not too strong...

Dropped by on a Thursday night and the place was pretty busy. The talent at Goodguys has increased in the last few months. They have some pretty hot dancers on the schedule: Madison (asian), Chelsie, Kitana and China Doll has returned. You do see more tattoos here then at...

Never having been here before, but having been denied access by Archibold's, I worried I might waste my cab fare. I didn't.

The club is like most in DC in that it's small and the quarters are tight. The dancers were moderately attractive, but certainly not gorgeous or tight bodied. The...

Back at Good Guys after taking a few months away. I come here because I know what I'm going to get -- lots of average to good looking women (three stages) in a short time, at a cheap price. However, the standards have seriously gone down since I...

Probably the best club in D.C. Of course there's no touching, but the girls are very generous and will hover whatever body part it is that you want to see inches from your face for several seconds. In this way, I kind of like this no-contact club more than some...

Stopped in on a Sunday night around 8pm.  This has to be the first time I've  been to Good Guys in almost 10 years.

Not much has changed in the last 10 years except the drink prices.  Still no cover charge. Same layout - long narrow room with three small stages....

I use to go to this bar years ago when I worked in D.C. and the dancers were gorgeous. After not going in years I hit it up on the way home from a hockey game and there was not one dancer worth a dollar. Strippers are supposed to be...

My friends and I have been coming in together for years. Our visits are planned to coincide with when our favorite dancers are working--we come in to see particular girls we like rather than anonymous naked chicks.

We've been fed up lately because the online schedule for the week was...

Went to Good Guys last night for the first time in over a year. Only one thing has changed … new stage lighting setups. The stages now have the disco/strobe lighting and floors. The poles are now also the plastic see-through-light poles instead of the brass décor....

I've been going to The Good Guys since the olden, golden days, back when its chief competitors were Shepherd's Park and This Is It!. It has gone through some changes over the years, going from one stage to two to the three it has now, but the dancers have...

This place has a good racial mix of dancers. The wings are enjoyable. Drinks are price - I think it was 8 for a corona. The one thing I liked most about this place is the zero cover. But with no cover comes no LD. The waiter is an older...

This club is very small feeling and dimly lit. It sits in a narrow row house (as do most DC clubs). Three dancers dance at one time. Unfortunately there are no lap dances but you do get to view the kitty a lot. The girls then come around for tips...

Regarding JungleMoja's post on the waitresses: " I agree that there are some shyster, minacious, monkey attitude miscreant waitresses working this joint! That's why I've promptly deducted a star. They are extremely peeving, rankling, miffing, and fetid. If you play along they'll get all truculently aggressive on you..... "

I'd...

"Gentlemen", I've been going to Good Guys for the last 15 years or so; and have been in there every day of the week and every time of the day. Things have sometimes changed for the better and sometimes for the worse.

The talent here waxes and wanes...

I agree that there are some shyster, minacious, monkey attitude miscreant waitresses working this joint! That's why I've promptly deducted a star. They are extremely peeving, rankling, miffing, and fetid. If you play along they'll get all truculently aggressive on you with lines like, "there's a 3 drink minimum!" Don't...

Good Guys hasn't changed too much since I last visited, about a year ago. It's a pretty average-joe type of place. You go in, buy your drink from a waitress, and sit at tables along a back wall. The way the tables and chairs are arranged is...

Good Guys is a long narrow room with tables along one side, three small stages along the other side and a bar at the end. That arrrangement can make it hard to get an unobstructed view of the stages when it is busy.

I visited on a Friday lunchtime. No cover...

Came here on a Saturday after midnight. Upon entering, you're seated by a waitress at a table not of your choosing. The way this place is laid out is that there are tables lined along one entire side of the joint, with the chairs of the tables arranged...

Another one of my irregular trips to Good Guys. Have to concur with the most recent reviewer -- the ladies have improved from the last visit, although there are still a few holdovers. Service was slow, but since I was in a nurse a beer and be (relatively) cheap mood,...