This place has been there forever...

This place has been there forever and is as good as it gets for DC. Dancers range from chubby college girls, to used up skanks, then there are the lovely nubiles, many of which are recent "undocumented workers," with lovely attitudes. While most of the girls are supporting boyfriends and one parent children, so spend a minimum of non-basic time with the customers, some of the others are either short-term or long-term financial or physical relationships. Not quite Mexico, but if you're looking for a hookup, you can find one if you're willing to spend a few hours trying.

One great recent improvement is that most of the gals have cut back on the tattoos and excessive piercings, even though a clit ring or two is always a treat.

Waitress service is improved, though food has gone downhill, but is still actually just about the cheapest one can get in this yuppie nightmare of a neighborhood.