Good Guys Reviews

Correction to the last posting. JP's is no longer across the street, as it was burned down a few weeks ago.
You would think that when your main competition closes its doors, you would get an influx of talent, right???...wrong JP's had NO TALENT! In fact, eventhough we all know...

I stop in once and a while when I'm in the Georgetown area of DC. There aren't many stip clubs in this part of the city. GG has been around a long time. It was remodeled a few years back and isn't as grungy as it was. It's still a...

Following the tragic event, I noticed there are more signs now of no cell phone use in the club. I made extra sure that my phone was off and put away at all times. This was my final stop during a lunch time DC strip club tour. ...

GG is in NW DC (Georgetown area). The place is tiny and you don't expect to see a strip club next to a Sushi Restaurant and a Whole Foods, but it's tucked away. Look for the big wooden door and GG sign. The women range from a...

Small club. No, not a club, a bar really, that happens to have nude women dancing. Club is fully nude, and women do really spread their legs for dances when you tip them on stage. There are typically three girls dancing simultaneously on three small stages that are 10-20 feet...

3 stages 12-18 girls a shift. Club is long and narrow but overall small with wooden tables and chairs, 2 large plasma screens always tuned into sports. Decor is like a sports bar. In a safe upscale neighborhood in upper Georgetown. Customers are working class- very few suits in here)...

Wow. I can't believe no one has written about the tragic event that occurred here just a few days ago. Apparently, a disgruntled customer set a GG employee on fire in the club! It has been all over the local news and forced a shut down for a few days.
I...

Well no sooner do I write about how rundown and divey Good Guys is (in a good way) than they do a complete soundsystem upgrade, pull down most of the exposed ductwork, add new lighting, repaint, and clean up a lot of the more divey aspects of the decore. ...

I noticed I haven't written about Good Guys in a long time, even though it is my regular club. So in the spirit of informing the community I thought it time for an extended review of this fine establishment from a regular patron.

First thing to note to...

Expensive drinks, deteriorating physical plant and poor layout,some unfriendly waitresses, and, most unfortunately, not very appealing women. "Girls" are on the older side for the most part and lack much personality on-stage and off. Seem sullen. Many have poor-quality enhancement jobs. Maybe that's one of the things...

Still one of my two favorites in the District, although much different from when I was a regular back in the 90s. Crowded on most nights, expensive drinks, no mileage. But great looking girls, good atmosphere, good music, overcome the sometimes spotty service. No private dances, but that is a...

Friday night.... Kinda packed but not alot on the tipping scene. The drinks are high but the girls make it worth it. Camaro is such a hottie and puts on a great show! So does some of the others Diamond, Key, and tease. I only had a problem with the...

If you want a club that is not afraid to be in your face with sexuality then Good Guys is it! If you want stoic dancers that just want your money try Camelot's. Plus, you pretty much have to be asian now to get any attention there.

Not allowing...

I visited recently on a weekday about 1pm for the first time in about a year. Aside from smelling better because smoking is no longer allowed, I didn't get a good impression. The place has been remodeled a bit and looks a bit better but the layout is the same....

Change in management has made dancers less miserable--a positive step.

However, prices for the basic alcohol I consume have risen from %6.50 each to $9.50 each in a matter of months. Amazing ! (Amazing in a bad way.)

Women here are looking old. I ran into a few tonight who...

Why bother? Seriously. It's like going to a biker bar (... if you like biker bars, then you'll feel right at home here). The girls leave a lot to be desired -- they're average at best and there's no contact. I know that this is Washington,...

Visited again since there's not much better within a quick drive around DC. The girls at Camelot are better looking, girls at Crystal City Restaurant are nicer, but I guess Good Guys is the place to go for slightly cheaper drinks with decent girls at a nude strip joint....

Been in here twice in the last few months, the last time being a couple weeks a go on a random Thursday. Neither time did I care for the place. There were about 9 girls working, on average a 5 and only one I would rate a one...

If you are time constrained then this place is ok..If you have some extra time help to Baltimore. Was in town and didn't have much time so I stopped in for about an hour. Not many dancers and when they are done their song they walk around looking...

Always attractive women, in my judgment the most attractive in town. But the atmosphere has suffered over the years. Back in the 80s, the place rocked. There may still have been no contact to speak of, but it was less buttoned down, less high pressure. Now there is plenty of...

Reasaonably attractive women.....but they're always so darn unhappy compared to other clubs in DC. Always complaining (or crying) about management's latest mind-control tactics to keep them off-kilter.
So if you enjoy sitting with women in clubs, it isn't much fun to be playing supportive listener at a time when they...

The no smoking rule in Washington has really helped this place - at least for non-smokers. Unfortunately, the men's bathroom is utterly disgusting, with filthy walls and toilets (which often are repositories for the indescrible) . The food is OK and very cheap for Georgetown.

Now, to the women....

Not bad by DC standards. Compared to JP's across the street, GG is a 10plus.
Usually a measure of talent can be found on most shifts although they still slip in an occasional fat chick or two on dayshift. Talent right now is considerable better at night.
As with all DC area...

The last review is accurate, except that after work it can be very crowded. If you go to a club for the scenery...this place will work for you...dancers are attractive and friendly enough when you walk up to tip. Problem is.."friendly" is defined here as a nice...

When I was in DC recently for a business trip, I decided to check out Good Guys. It is located on Wisconsin Ave, near the grounds of the US Naval Observatory. This must be very convenient for Dick Cheney, whenever he wants to see some naked pussy. ...