Michelle's Beach House Reviews

It seems that as the new year progresses, there are more changes at MBH. One change is that Lindsey is gone --- she was fired. There are some new waitresses --- Peggy and Jenny. The women I have been spending time with are Bella, Emma, and Burgundy....

Funseeker - thank you for your comments about my reviews, and I will do my best in "keepin' them comin'"!

Since the new year began, I have been a visitor about 5 times. The club is a bit brighter, because of some of the Christmas decorations' being left up. ...

I made a visit to Michelle’s Beach House on the New Year’s Day (Saturday – Jan 1st, 2005). Got into club right after 6:00PM and stayed until 9:00PM. Made another visit on Jan 8th (Saturday). Again, entered club right after 6:00PM and stayed until 10:00PM.

My experiences from both the visits...

I agree with Funseeker's comments about the lap dances' being too expensive for the amount of time that the song is played. I also agree about his comments about the dances being done in the open, rather than in a private room. Michelle would have to make a...

I was in the club on Thursday (12/23) and Friday (12/24). On Thursday the club was having their 8th annual Xmas party, with an all-you-can-eat buffet all day. Considering that it was only 2 days until Xmas there was a good amount of customers there, but not like...

I made another visit to Michelle’s Beach House on this Christmas Eve (Friday – Dec 24th, 2004). Got in around 4:30PM. Took a short break and returned to MBH, and stayed until after 8:30PM.

There were only four dancers when I entered the club, and they were dancing on the main...

Today, Saturday (Dec 11th), I made a visit to Michelle’s Beach House. Entered the club right at 5:00PM. Took a short break, then returned to MBH, and stayed until 9:00PM.

There were five dancers when I got into the club, and they were doing the two-song sets. It looked kind of...

After making a few visits to Michelle’s Beach House since my last review, I made another visit on Saturday (Dec 4, 2004). Entered the club before 4:30PM (after leaving Pleasure’s). Took a dinner break and returned to MBH and stayed until after 9:00PM.

There were only four dancers at the time...

I was in the club Friday, 11/26 for the first time in 2 weeks.

Yes, Bella is still there. She's a stuck-up little you-know-what, and I don't think that she's making the money that she used to make. Which is probably why she has the attitude. Stay away...

I went to MBH last night (11/13/2004). Yes, Bella is "back in town." She's a bit on the stuck-up side, so I don't know what her problem is. I did get lap dances from three ladies --- Melanie, Chloe, and Burgundy. All three ladies are nice....

I visited the club last night (11/10/2004). One of my favorite dancers, Sapphire, came up to me for some conversation. I bought her a drink and we sat at one of the tables near the stage. During our conversation she gave me some interesting information: Brooklyn...

I have not been to the club for slightly over a week, but I know one of the dancers, and she gave me some news. Danni, one of the better dancers in the club, has left. She now works at Club Sensations on East Harry Street. I...

I went to MBH last Tuesday night (10/26/2004). I noticed that Michelle's has a costume party on the 30th, which is tomorrow night. I saw Danni that night, and I spent my time with her. Some of the other ladies (like Honey, Desiree, and Sapphire) came around...

I went to MBH on Friday, 10/22/2004. I saw Danni, Brooklyn, Sadie, and Bambi. Bambi used to work on day shift --- now she only works on Friday and Saturday nights. Her new stage name is Chloe, because Michelle (the owner) does not want her to use...

Sorry, I forgot to mention a couple of items in my last review.

Jordan and Beverly have returned. Who knows how long they will stay? However, if I were you, I would avoid both of these women, especially Beverly. If you like to be lied to all of...

After leaving Pleasure’s at 4:00PM, arrived at Michelle’s Beach House at 4:30PM (Saturday – Oct. 16, 2004). Took a dinner break and returned to MBH and stayed until 10:00PM.

There were about six to seven dancers at the time I entered the club, and were dancing the 2-song sets. Things gradually...

I went to visit Danni, a personal friend, last night at MBH.
I believe that the new price structure for drinks (see my earlier posts to this web site), is having an effect. I don't believe that as many customers are coming in, or for those that do, they are...

My last visit to the club was Saturday, 10/9, as Michelle's is closed on Sunday.

I found out from Bella that she has quit working the club.

To me the friendlier waitresses are Echo, Natasha, and Jennifer. Look out for Melissa --- she steals $$$ from the dancer's share of the...

I forgot to mention that Jordan also quit the club a couple of days ago.

I also forgot to say this: if you like bodacious big ta-ta's, check out Sapphire. Her knockers are huge.

Dedra's knockers are also huge, but I have not had a dance from her.

Christina is cute...

I was last at Michelle's last night into this morning at 2:00, when they close. Michelle's is closed on Sundays. The dancers I would look for (evening shift, which begins at 7:00) are Danni, Brandy, and Sadi. Sadi used to work at Michelle's a couple of years...

My latest visit to MBH was yesterday (Saturday – Oct 9, 2004), and got in around 4:30PM. Took a dinner break and returned at 6:30PM and stayed until after 9:30PM

There were only four dancers, and were dancing the usual 2-song sets until 7:00PM and looked kind of very slow for...

Michelle just raised prices on the dancers' drinks. For example, what used to be a $25.00 drink including alcohol is now a $25.00 soft drink, then you have to add $4.25 for a side shot of alcohol. The girls have not complained much about this change much, but...

I'm resubmitting this review since it was accedently deleted as indicated by TUSCL.

I made some visits to Michelle’s Beach House over the past year. However, my experiences were just so so. My latest visit was on this weekend Saturday afternoon (Sept 11, 2004). Got in around 2:30PM and spent more...

I made another visit to MBH yesterday (Saturday – Sept. 25, 2004) afternoon. Entered the club around 4:00PM. Took a dinner break. Returned to the club stayed close to 9:00PM. My experiences were similar (I would say, kind of so so in the beginning and had gotten better and better...

When a person enters the club, he/she immediately sees one of two stages, the large screen TV, and the pool table. The tables are basically oval, with two or three vinyl chairs. There are chairs placed around the stage. The second stage is on the lower level...