sinclair's Review
I went to Incognito Gentlemen's Club on a Saturday night at 20:45. There was a $10 cover charge at the door. They give you a wristband to waive the cover if you run out for a smoke or to get food. Sincweisers were $4. A small bar is straight ahead on the back wall as you enter. The room is dominated by a runway stage with poles at each end. Dancers did two song sets on stage, shedding their tops by the second song. There seemed to be little contact at the stage when tipping. I’m not sure if this has to do with local laws, the pandemic, or being unlucky with a particularly reserved work crew that evening. When I arrived, most of the clientele were Indian guys in their 20’s and 30’s. Later, the crowd changed over to mostly blue collar white guys. Only a couple customers bothered to wear masks inside. The blonde bartender, Kristina, is a knockout.
--Sinclair Dancer Sheet--
Ariel: White, blonde, D cups, tattoo across chest, left arm sleeve, the back of her thighs have tattoos that say 'Pretty' and 'Please', 5.
Foxy: Hispanic, curly hair, fat, DD cups, 4.
Jasmine: Hispanic, fat, saggy C cups, big tattoo on left thigh, double nose piercing, 2.
Maci: White, black hair with highlights, brown eyes, small B cups, small tattoo on right ass cheek, pierced septum, 6.5.
Madison: White, light brown hair, large B cups, slimmest girl on shift, dreamcatcher tattoo on upper right arm, smoker, 7.5.
Natia: White, reddish blonde hair, A cups, big tattoo on back, big tattoo of roses on left ass cheek, only dancer that gave stage contact, 6.5.
Valentine: White, light brown hair, saggy small C cups, right arm tattooed, pierced septum, 6.5.
Lap dances are $30 per song in an area with booths and not much privacy. Cameras are present in the ceiling. About once every hour, there is a ‘two for the price of one’ special on lap dances. The DJ will call all of the dancers up to the stage and introduce them, and he then dispatches them to sell the two-for-one dance specials. Outside of the specials, the lap dances are not a good value because there is limited touching allowed by the customer.
The VIP rooms are two square rooms with couches flanking the far end of the stage along the left wall. The doorways are covered by black curtains. The VIP rooms offer much more privacy than the lap dance area. Even the cameras in the ceiling seemed to be pivoted away from viewing the rooms. Contact is two-way in the VIP rooms. You can touch the dancer all over. Don’t expect extracurricular activity, but a little below the belt fun can be discreetly had with the right dancer. Fifteen minutes is $75. A half hour is $150. One hour is $300. Factoring in the privacy and laxer rules, getting VIP sessions instead of regular lap dances is a no brainer. The way prices are structured at Incognito, they pretty much force you to buy VIP blocks over single lap dances. The VIP rooms were almost always occupied, while I only saw one customer get a private dance the whole time I was there.
I wasn't expecting too much from a strip club in Quilt City, but I came away moderately pleased. Cold beer and topless women were good enough for me in a Bible Belt town with few nightlife options. I would return to Incognito Gentlemen’s Club the next time I am in western Kentucky.