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Incognito Gentlemen's Club
3401 Clarks River Rd Paducah, KY 42003

Reviews

8 mos ago
Friday night in Paducah
Paducah, KY. Friday night. Area seems alright to me, right off of 62. Plenty of parking in the dirt lot. Walk in, guy at the front, checks ID, $10 cover, wrist band and pat down. In you go. Dead ahead is the bar. Look left, I found picture online, that's what it is. https://images.app.goo.gl/m9byBXiszQYvs7xW8 The dance area is a row of vesitbules on the right, $40 a song, nobody patrolling. And then VIP I think $200 for 15 minutes back behind the stage. They do have a roll call and dance special time on the hour, and that is 2 for $40 of which I jump on. Customers looked like white and hispanic guys of various ages. Not too crowded at all, seemed pretty slow. Dancers. About 10. Looked like black and white. Ages 20's and 30's. A couple fake racks but most natural. I would say 5-8 range. Body types, thick to thin. Decent lineup. There was one chick who I finally saw during the roll call stage conga line thing, I didn't see her before I forget her name now but she had nice natural body. Good rack. White girl with dreads which is usually Uh Oh but not this time, she was a nice girl. I said hey let's do the 2 for $40. Two way touch is allowed. Since I'm not naming her, I asked about sucking titties at first she said no but during the dances she ended up letting me rock a little bit. Good sensual dances, I ldk'd successfully and felt I got my money's worth. We were the only ones back there in the row of booths, nobody bothering us. If I see her again I'd get a room. Good times. $40 is alot for Paducah so just hold on for that special to get 2 songs out of it and have at it.
1 yr ago
Better than expected, but don't go out of your way
Upon arrival I paid the $10 cover and then bought a Modelo from an attractive bartender for $7. I stopped at the restroom before sitting down and it is very bare bones -- a toilet, urinal, and sink -- none of which are in great condition. As soon as I got settled in, Lacy walked over in neon green lingerie and asked if I wanted to talk. She was a 5'8" brunette with thick thighs. She sat and talked to me for at least 15 minutes, basically telling me her life story before trying to hustle me for a dance. I hesitated and she told me they were about to do the hourly lineup after which dances would be 2-for-1 (normally $40 each) so I agreed to reconvene with her if neither one of us was occupied at that point. When they lined up all the dancers, it looked like a cross-section of (white) society. Nine dancers in total, several fatties, but probably 4-5 of them I would be willing to spend some time with. Lacy was pretty middle-of-the-pack looks-wise, but I liked her attitude, very much a friendly girl-next-door type. The dances are not conducted on the main floor, they're done in a semi-private area along the wall. I ended up getting 6 dances from Lacy with pretty mediocre contact but a lot of effort on her part. I was enjoying the company and they were all 2-for-1, so it was only $140 total (I gave her a $20 tip). I asked her if she ever does OTC, and she said "she tries not to." That gave me the impression that she might've been willing if I had pursued it, but she wasn't really my type physically and I didn't really feel like trying to figure out the logistics. Lacy said she works Wednesdays, Fridays, and Saturdays. This place exceeded my low expectations and I wouldn't mind making a return visit sometime, but definitely doesn't seem like a place to easily get extras.
2 yrs ago
Afternoon visit
This review is from several months ago. I was traveling on business and had some free time in the afternoon, so I decided to check out this gentlemen's club for the first time. It was around half past noon. As soon as I walked in, the bartender greeted me warmly. I paid the $3 cover charge and tipped her $7. She promptly called over the only dancer working that early, a woman named Blaze. It seemed Blaze had just arrived, as she asked me to unbutton the back of her dress, which I found subtly arousing! In the interest of full disclosure, I was the only customer during the entire hour I was there. Blaze was an older dancer who had been working in the adult entertainment industry for over 15 years. Although she was older than me, I found her very attractive, especially her sexy legs. After chatting for a few minutes, we did two lap dances for a total of $40. The dances were mediocre, but since no other dancers were available, I decided to get a 15-minute VIP private room with her for $100. Wow, it was an incredible experience! Again, while Blaze was older, she definitely knew how to grind and please in the VIP room. It was a highly enjoyable dance, and I'd like to see her again when I return. I'm uncertain how this club is in the evening, but I had a wonderful time with Blaze and look forward to coming back during the day to meet the other dancers. I will report back with details! I highly recommend checking out this club if you're driving through the area. The VIP private rooms are worth the money. Overall, even though the club was empty except for Blaze, I had an unexpectedly delightful experience and will definitely return when I visit the area again. The personal attention from an experienced dancer like Blaze in the intimacy of a VIP room is an indulgence I'll look forward to enjoying again.
2 yrs ago
Okay but not great Friday night
Was in Paducah for work and decided to stop by since this is the only strip club in town. Paid a $10 cover charge ( Friday night after 8pm). They looked at my ID but didn't scan it, no frisk, Bought a $5 Coke and headed in. Basic layout is shotgun style Long and narrow. Tables scattered everywhere with a single stage at the far end of the building. Was some sort of a VIP area behind the stage but didn't see anyone in it. Nice sound system and pretty good lighting as well. At 8pm on a Friday there were maybe 20 customers in the place and about 12 to 15 dancers working. All of the dancers were white, one was some sort of ethnic group that has olive skin color. Age of the dancers appeared to be early 20s to early 30s. Most were probably around 28 to 30. Most of the dancers were a little on the chunky side. All of them had at least some ink. Overall the dancers were attractive but not stunning. Sort of a average slightly chunky girl next door type. Dancers did a two song set. The songs didn't appear to be clipped, so the average song was 5 to 6 minutes. Most dancers took their top off during the second song, but a couple stayed covered. A tip at the rail got boobs rubbed against your face. I noticed that most of the dancers when noon stage were hanging out with what appeared to be regulars. Sign on the wall said private dances were $40. Considering the limited action I was seeing I wasn't much interested in paying $40 for a private dance that didn't show much promise. Was about to give up when they announced a special two for one private dance special. One of the slimmer younger dancers asked if was interest I said yes. She took me dehind a curtained door along the side of the bar to a private dance area. During the two songs she was topless and she did allow touching above the waist. Overall the private dances were so so at best. She was cute and I did enjoy getting a hand full of ample young firm titles. But I could easily tell she was mainly just phoning it in. After the two dances she didn't even ask if I wanted more. I finished my drink and tipped a couple more at the rail and got out of there. Overall I would say it was an okay experience not totally exciting but at least a casual no pressure place to spend a Friday night in a strange town.
2 yrs ago
Slow but enjoyable Monday night
I was stopping for Paducah for the night on a long trip, so I thought I'd check this place out. It's easy to find, but a little hard to get to, because it sits on a side road that goes underneath a bypass bridge. I got there a little after 9pm on a Monday night, so I wasn't expecting much. It was so quiet that I had to poke my head through the open doorway to get the attention of the one guy who seemed to be doing every job that evening, doorman/bartender/DJ/bouncer. He came up, told me there were only 2 girls working, and took my $6 cover charge. It looked like they had a wide assortment of domestic beers, but I only got a $4 bottle of water. The bar is directly ahead of you as you enter, and then the club stretches out to the left. There's a long stage with chairs on 3 sides, along the tip rail, as well as tables/chairs along the walls. There were a couple of young bucks making it rain at the tip rail, and a couple of older, quieter regulars sitting along the wall. There are 2 VIP rooms in either corner behind the stage. The couch dance room is through an open doorway on the long back side of the building. I didn't have to used the restroom while I was there, so can't say how it was, but overall the place was clean and neat. I caught the last song of a tall blonde's 2-song set. She had a classic stripper body, lean, with well-proportioned but fake breasts. She gave a good dance. I didn't catch her name as the DJ said it at the end of her set, and she immediately went to sit with one of the regulars. The DJ called the other dancer right up, which was nice given how slow it was. Her name was Madison. She was a shorter, strawberry blonde with a little more of a rounder figure, but with a nice tight ass. Her breasts were bigger. I got the impression that they would have been big naturally, but they had also been enhanced. She got topless during the first song, and spent most of her time dancing for the goofy young guys, who were tipping. I sat nearby, and she did come over to me several times during her set. She also did a few of those "dollar-bill tricks" where would take the tip with her breasts, ass, or mouth. There were signs on the wall that read $40 lap dances, and since I wasn't really feeling it, I was about to leave, when the DJ called out 2-for-1 laps all night. Madison walked up and thanked me for tipping her, so I thought I might as well get a couple of dances from her. I had to pay the bartender, who then gave Madison her cut. The couch room just consisted of a row of those divided booths along one wall. I didn't notice any camera, and the bouncer never came back, but he could have gotten back there in an instance if needed. She was very personable and talkative, and she did a great variety of grinding through the whole two songs. My hands were allowed to roam free, everywhere but the kitty. Before I left, I asked how much the VIP room was, and she said $100 for 15 minutes. She was so nice that I was tempted, but I decided I was too tired from a day of driving. I would go back if I were in the area again, but probably try to hit it later in the week or on the weekend.
3 yrs ago
sinclair's Review
I went to Incognito Gentlemen's Club on a Saturday night at 20:45. There was a $10 cover charge at the door. They give you a wristband to waive the cover if you run out for a smoke or to get food. Sincweisers were $4. A small bar is straight ahead on the back wall as you enter. The room is dominated by a runway stage with poles at each end. Dancers did two song sets on stage, shedding their tops by the second song. There seemed to be little contact at the stage when tipping. I’m not sure if this has to do with local laws, the pandemic, or being unlucky with a particularly reserved work crew that evening. When I arrived, most of the clientele were Indian guys in their 20’s and 30’s. Later, the crowd changed over to mostly blue collar white guys. Only a couple customers bothered to wear masks inside. The blonde bartender, Kristina, is a knockout. --Sinclair Dancer Sheet-- Ariel: White, blonde, D cups, tattoo across chest, left arm sleeve, the back of her thighs have tattoos that say 'Pretty' and 'Please', 5. Foxy: Hispanic, curly hair, fat, DD cups, 4. Jasmine: Hispanic, fat, saggy C cups, big tattoo on left thigh, double nose piercing, 2. Maci: White, black hair with highlights, brown eyes, small B cups, small tattoo on right ass cheek, pierced septum, 6.5. Madison: White, light brown hair, large B cups, slimmest girl on shift, dreamcatcher tattoo on upper right arm, smoker, 7.5. Natia: White, reddish blonde hair, A cups, big tattoo on back, big tattoo of roses on left ass cheek, only dancer that gave stage contact, 6.5. Valentine: White, light brown hair, saggy small C cups, right arm tattooed, pierced septum, 6.5. Lap dances are $30 per song in an area with booths and not much privacy. Cameras are present in the ceiling. About once every hour, there is a ‘two for the price of one’ special on lap dances. The DJ will call all of the dancers up to the stage and introduce them, and he then dispatches them to sell the two-for-one dance specials. Outside of the specials, the lap dances are not a good value because there is limited touching allowed by the customer. The VIP rooms are two square rooms with couches flanking the far end of the stage along the left wall. The doorways are covered by black curtains. The VIP rooms offer much more privacy than the lap dance area. Even the cameras in the ceiling seemed to be pivoted away from viewing the rooms. Contact is two-way in the VIP rooms. You can touch the dancer all over. Don’t expect extracurricular activity, but a little below the belt fun can be discreetly had with the right dancer. Fifteen minutes is $75. A half hour is $150. One hour is $300. Factoring in the privacy and laxer rules, getting VIP sessions instead of regular lap dances is a no brainer. The way prices are structured at Incognito, they pretty much force you to buy VIP blocks over single lap dances. The VIP rooms were almost always occupied, while I only saw one customer get a private dance the whole time I was there. I wasn't expecting too much from a strip club in Quilt City, but I came away moderately pleased. Cold beer and topless women were good enough for me in a Bible Belt town with few nightlife options. I would return to Incognito Gentlemen’s Club the next time I am in western Kentucky.
4 yrs ago
That's a Wrap on Incognito
Against my better judgment, I stopped here again while driving through last month. I've covered pricing and layout in previous reviews, but here's a quick recap: Bar is straight ahead as you walk in, stage is to the left of that and it's like 3 feet off the ground. For being a club, the ceilings are pretty low. There's an OK amount of seating with small tables in front of the stage, and some bench seating on the right side of the stage against a wall. LDs are directly behind that wall in comfy chairs separated by dividers and facing mirrors. Fairly private. Pretty sure it was $6 cover. No mask required. Both other times I went there, you paid at the desk when walking in. This time they had me walk straight to the bar where they gave me my wrist band. I guess the fact that I actually went through with paying even after making it into the actual club and seeing how dead it was shows my desperation for potential entertainment. I'm always optimistic that some knockout will walk out from backstage if the pickings seem slim right off the bat. Unfortunately, what I saw was what they had. Two girls. One other patron. Four of us total. One girl was an absolute no for me...the other was, on ANY other night, an absolute no for me as well...but better than lady #1. And you know what? She asked me for a $20 dance, and knowing that she was my only option, I accepted. I did one. It was fine. Some solid grinding. She was probably ok with touching anywhere, but I didn't really go for it as I wasn't all that interested. About a second or two into the song (full length songs, btw), I really started to question my life choices and decided that would be it for the night. I left, and decided that maybe...I would never again go to this club. VIPs are like $75 I think. Never done one, but on my first visit here - which was also my only positive experience - an amazing latina offered extras in VIP after I had her for like 4 dances. I didn't accept, but it was a tempting offer. Maybe someday I'll see her again, but probably not at Incognito.
4 yrs ago
good but not great
this was my first visit to this club. I had some time to kill so I decided to stop in. When you walk in the bar is straight in front of you. There were some tables and chairs to the left and then the stage. I found out that the dances were against the far wall on the other side of the stage. The stage was a long one with 2 poles. One of the best things is that this club is non-smoking. I spent about an hour there and I was the only customer the whole time. Usually that isn't a great sign however, in this instance it was fine. When you walk in during the day you have to pay the cover charge to the bartender. I ordered a diet Coke and that and the cover charge was $6.50. Not bad at all. When I first walked in I saw only 2 girls and they were just hanging around doing nothing. The bartender asked if I wanted company and said yes. Both girls came over and sat with me and we started chatting. Within just a couple of minutes 2 more girls walked in and also came over and sat with me. So, at this point I had all 4 girls hanging out and talking to me. They were all super friendly. On the friendly scale I would give them all a 10. At this point I bought all 4 girls a drink. This came to $30. I had spent $40 so far with tips. I asked about the dances and was told that they would do 2 songs for $30 on the couches or you could get a private room for $75 for 15 minutes, $150 for 30 or $300 for 60. At this point one the girls excused herself and left the table. She wound up leaving. I was ready to move this along so I got 2 15 minute dances with 2 different girls. The dances had some good 2 way contact and a very good amount of friction. All in all decent dances but, nothing to write home about. I also noticed security cameras in both private areas. After getting the second dance I decided it was time to get going. All in all not a bad visit but, definitely not the best. If I were in the area again with time to kill, I would think about going back. I would rather skip this area and go to the clubs just over the border from St Louis in Illinois.
4 yrs ago
Lousy.
Well, at least my experience here was nice a couple of months ago. This time, not so much. Then again, I was also there in late afternoon (around 5), which I'm sure had something to do with it. I rarely (if ever) hit a club before 9pm for a few reasons, but while driving through, I decided to take a break and go for it. Rundown on the basics, though I covered them in my last review. $6 cover, mask while entering, nobody cares the second you sit down. I talked to one girl here who essentially said while there are technically new rules in place, it's pretty much business as usual. Everything feels normal, which - in a general sense - is great to experience again (even if it's not the smartest decision). I don't know what drink costs are - no one approached me, I didn't get anything, and it seemed to be fine. But, full bar right as you walk in - and to your left, is a pretty small area with chairs, small tables, and some bench seating as well on one side of the stage. I mentioned this last time, but the layout here is not great. It's located in this half-strip-mall-type complex with a gravel lot, so the ceilings are pretty low and the stage is like a foot off the ground. Last time I was here, I saw maybe one girl who actually seemed to know what she was doing on the pole...or at least knew how to look hot even if she didn't do a lot of fancy tricks. This time, it was lousy skills and iffy ladies. I didn't see anyone I was even a little interested in, which might be a first for me. There were also only two girls out talking to patrons, and I only saw 5 girls total (maybe six - not sure if the last was even a dancer or what). The girl who came over and talked to me was nice enough, and I figured I'd do a $25 dance just to hopefully be pleasantly surprised. Dances are on the other side of the bench seating wall - done in comfy-ish chairs with tall dividers between each facing a mirror wall. It feels pretty private. Apparently VIP dances are only like $70 (I think), and I have had extras offered there once before (never done VIP though). This review is getting way too long - sorry. Short version is, the dance was very OK. The girl was trying, did a good amount of grinding and kept running her hand down my face and chest while staring in my eyes (felt as odd as it sounds) and - she kind of felt like a total newbie or something. Maybe she was, but she said she'd been dancing a few years. Long story short: this was round 2 at this place. Maybe time of day was what killed it, or maybe I was especially lucky last time. Might give it another shot if passing through, but this one was a waste.
4 yrs ago
One Lady made all the difference.
Might as well get a more recent review up of this place. I stopped by while driving through KY and figured I'd give it a shot. Had it not been for one amazing dark haired Latina with thick rimmed glasses, I think I would have been pretty disappointed. Required to show up with a mask on while you pay $6 or so, and then when you walk in, pretty much no one has them on anymore. The place itself is...fine. Bar right as you walk in, take a left and there are a few chairs by tables and some bench seating. The place itself isn't going to win any awards for layout or design and the ceilings are pretty low, even above the stage...which makes it feel small. There weren't many girls when I showed up, but it was only like 9 or 10pm. One immediately approached me and was nice, but not really my type. Short blond hair, 24yo and showed me a pic of her daughter. She stuck by me for a while until I gave her a pity dance, but it actually wasn't too bad and she was definitely the best one I saw on the pole while I was there. She kept hanging with me after the dance, but fortunately had to leave for a minute - and as I hoped, a Latina I'd been eyeing down came over the second she got up. I took her for a few LDs, where she offered to make me very happy in VIP. BTW lapdances are done on the other side of the wall of the stage area and are pretty private. Own chair with thick dividers and facing a mirror. I think it was only like $20 per dance or less, and I believe VIP was only 70 or so, which is a lot cheaper than I'm used to. Songs are full length. Anyway, she was cool with my hands anywhere, told me plenty of things she wanted to do to me in my ear, and was an all around pleasant experience. Didn't go VIP as I prefer to keep it more or less a fantasy. VIP would likely be the real deal with her. I didn't get a drink - no one asked, no one seemed to care. Once I finished 4 dances with my new friend, I had to get on the road and also didn't want to talk to the other girl again. Didn't see anyone else there I was remotely interested in, so I called it a night. Probably only 8 or 10 guys in there while I was there, and very few ladies. And again, had it not been for the one (she said she's from Memphis, so I'm not sure if she's always there or what), I don't think I would have enjoyed it much at all. But, she was there, and so I enjoyed it plenty.