Reviews

I was in Metropolis for the Superman Celebration and decided I wanted to hit up a club. I noticed Incognito hadn't been reviewed since last year and figured it needed to be. It also was the only club listed nearby. Location: the club is right next to an overpass. The lot is a gravel lot in less than good shape. The place didn't feel particularly safe but I am from the St Louis area so I have seen worse. The club: the first thing to mention is the DJ. Like most he is annoying and seems to run things. The real problem though is that the music was way too loud. You couldnt talk if you wanted to. A bigger annoyance is that the speakers couldnt handle the volume so the music sounded terrible. The stage was a long rectangle with poles on either end. Comfy chairs The show: the women put on quite an effort. I am used to a mote laided back club though. The ones were flying and carpeted the stage. The DJ called for Showtime. That appearently meant two for $30 instead of the usual one. The girls coming of the stage rounded up guys offering a dance. I wanted a dance anyway so I jumped at it. The dance itself was very good with a lot of grinding. The lapdance area was a row of cubby holes with couches. Patrons: loud, drunk, and I think a biker gang. I was kinda nervous. Lots of yelling and.a real party atmosphere. Not exactly what I was looking for or wanted but for more of a partier it might have been exactly what they were looking for.

Showed up late afternoon. There were exactly three dancers and four patrons. No one seemed compelled to do more than stand around the pole for 2-3 songs and little else. Back room price on that particular day was 2/30. But you are expressly told, nay, yelled at from the bar to keep your hands down. Which felt a lot like being spoken down to. Paying to be yelled at by a third party isn't awesome. Also, drinks and cover way overpriced for what this place is. Haven't been back a second time, not really inspired to.

With appointments at the VA in Marion I have been visiting this club on the way home. Not many dancers around in the afternoon. In fact, my last visit, there were none, but the bartender (Blaze) is also a dancer and she would leave her bar tending duties to fulfill private dances. She used to work at the Fantasy place down the street, where I first met her in 2008. She's been working at the club in Paducah for several years. Dance with her (Blaze) is very nice and plan to repeat. She gets me off every time.

The only thing that remains the same about this club is the lame ass parking lot (dark and full of pot holes) and how the dancers are inconsistent. Think its like a $6 cover. Waitresses can be pushy with buying dancers overly priced drinks. If they dont cut it as waitress, management moves them to stripping, which some of them don't won't to do and just complain. No smoking inside the club... thus most of the dancers stay outside in the back patio, and when they are inside they stay with a few of the young regulars that almost never tip. The number of girls had gone up, but the girls complained so much that it was unfair the mgmt finally dropped the number down to about 4-5 dancers. Dance prices in the back are usually 2for1 @$30, but your mileage will vary. Lately girls have just had a shitty attitude for the most part, doesn't help that they really don't want to be there. Rain is the finest dancer there... but like I say she could care less if she does a dance or not and really likes to spend time with the young broke boys that come to the club.

i was driving back home last summer and decided to sleep the night in paducah, went to this club on saturday 8/6/16. the parking lot in front was full because the club is connected to 2 restaurants and they were full so i had to park on the back. 5$ to get in, the club size seems good for saturday crowd. there was around 10 dancers(2 AA and rest whites) all the girls here seems young and friendly. they do a show dance which is 2 for 30$, i got the dance form a lovely 21 years old brunette girl. the dancing area is at the side of the club with couches separated by wood(semi-private). this places is probably where the locals go on the weekends, overall it was a good night, if you were travelling definitely worth a shot to stop by.

This is the first time I have reviewed this club since it changed from The Pony to Incognito's Gentleman's Club. This used to be my favorite club. I would regularly take advantage of the 2-for-1 dances that they would do, usually about every hour or so. I had favorite dancers that I would frequent, who gave great dances. Not below the belt extras were given but they would let your hands wander plenty. Recently I went on a Wednesday night and was taken aback by how much it has changed. None of my favorites were there. It seems like a completely new crew has kind of taken over, from the dancers to the security. Later, as I was leaving, I noticed a sign up saying that it was a no-touching club. Typically during a weekday I would expect to see 7 or 8 girls on shift, this night there were only 5. I was immediately asked by 2 of the girls if I wanted a dance when I sat down. I decided to pass for now and check out some of the dancers on stage. After a bit one girl approached and did everything she was supposed to do. She smiled and talked, listened, and was engaging. Later she was flirty and would touch when she was talking to me. I agreed when she asked for a dance (I'm not hard to talk into one). Once I got to the back I placed my hands on her hips for the start of the dance, which she didn't seem opposed to at all. About 20 seconds into the dance I noticed the security guy walking past and yelling "HANDS AT THE SIDE." I had never been told that before but figured they were under different rules so down my hands went. He then proceeded to walk by around 10 times (no exaggeration) in the course of 2 songs. I understand that safety is a big concern for the girls, but it was ridiculously distracting. His vantage point allows him to see most of what is going on from the mirrors. Seems like he has a ego problem. At the end of the dance he was yelling "TWO FOR ONES ARE OVER, LEAVE NOW UNLESS YOU WANT MORE TIME." I always get asked if I want another dance by one of the girls, and sometimes I partake. I hope that the security guy sees this so I can offer him some advice. Guys in a strip club don't need to be told when the dance is over, the dancer can do that. When you're being yelled at and stared at during the dance its distracting. I don't need some security doofus informing me when the dance is over. Let the dancer try and talk someone into getting more time in the back. He's creating a uncomfortable environment to get a lapdance and taking money out of the dancers pockets as well as the clubs pockets. Safety for the girls should be of the utmost importance, but there is a right way and a wrong way. I don't know if they had something happen at this club or not but they seemed to hire Barney Fife to bring down the law. Let me make it clear, the no-touching think sucked, but it was the security guys yelling and walking past that will keep me from ever going in again. I felt like I was in detention. If someone from the club reads this please get the other guy back, the muscled up beast who you didn't want to have to answer to and get rid of the guy you have now. Judging by the crowd I would guess that I wasn't the only one with this opinion. There seemed to be about half the number of people I would normally expect to see there.

I went on Tues around 3 pm. I was surprised cause there were 5 dancers there. Now I can say I got a few great dances by "Blaze" Dimples was cute but she doesn't really touch you at all in the private dance. She basically stood up dancing over me the whole 2 songs. Not sure if I'll go back anytime soon. Lap dances are $30. That's kind of high for bikini dances. Nude would be more worth it.But the only bad thing is the bartender and dj kept asking if I wanted to bye drinks for the dancers. They'll brake you if you let em!!

Now known as Incognitos Exterior is still a bit on the dark side, pot holes in pavement, nearly under overpass. Not enough parking in front of the business $6 cover small bar inside with some optional non-alcoholic beverages available, non-smoking with smoking area outside DJ was ok... sound system was loud and bumpy, but could be better Mirrors lining the interior, rather small and a little cramped with about 20 patrons and 9 dancers; stage a good length with poles at each end, only one dancer at a time. Older style chairs...nuttin' really wrong with them Girls mostly friendly, not pushy... if you wanna dance you might need to bring it up; wait for the 2 for 1, 2/30 readily available. Mutual contact available. Bouncer walk through, but no issues Dancer quality. Out of 9 dancers, i'd say 3 were 4-5; 4 6-7 and a couple were just smokin' hotties Overall the staff was very professional... did not encounter any issues! Will return when I get a chance.

Showed up around 4 pm and stayed until around 10 pm, club was surprisingly nice and the girls were too. Fairly conservative city, so alot of rules about touching and no nudity allowed. The dance prices are a little up there considering what you get for them, but I liked what I got nonetheless. If you are in the area, you should definitely give it a visit, but I wouldn't travel more than a hour for it, nothing amazing. It is a little far back from the road, so make sure to look for it when your GPS tells you to or you could make a wrong turn like me.

Overall pretty decent place considering it being in a somewhat conservative and medium sized town. The girls are about half and half. Theres a few twigs walking around that shouldent be any where near the place. But the couple of gals that stand out are real bombshells. Don't bother going before Thursday. They only seem to break out the A team on the weekend. Topless on stage, and topless laps in the back, 30 dollars per dance. They do a 2 for one deal every Idk hour or 30 minutes where they do a line up on stage and the girls walk around asking for a dance. Its cool being able to get dance from a girl you been wanting and not have to try to chase her down. As for those dances they are about as hit or miss as the girls some are more enthusiastic than others..hell some are quite enthusiastic.. but yet some girls just seem to be on autopilot. If your cool and willing to spend the money and a little effort, maybe buy a couple rounds for a few girls they'll treat you right. Its a pretty cool place and if your in paducah you should check it out. There's defiantly better places out there but it could be a lot worse.

The club is ok inside. Nothing fancy, but not gross or falling apart. Everyone is friendly and there is not a lot of hustle. The lap dances are fun and are a good value for the area when they have two for $30. Just ask how much the dances cost and decline if they don't offer the 2 for 1 and they will usually come back with it. Over the past few years that I have stopped in I have seen a lot of the same girls. A few a so chubby that it hurts your eyes to watch the stage, but most have good bodies if you can overlook the tats. Clubs in KY are no where near as good as those in Indianapolis though.

Worth the trip and a return with more money to spend. Dancers in the 5-9 range, mostly high. Little hustle, no attitude. Lap dances are $30, but there's a 2-for-1 special pretty often. Didn't get as many as I wanted, but Macey was great; claimed to be 34 but looked 24. Simple rectangle with a bar across from the entrance. The stage is dumbell-shaped with poles at each end. Mirrors line most of the walls. Clean, no cigarette smoke. Cover $5, drinks from $3-$5, but one dancer wanted me to buy her an $8 shot. Music loud, but wearing earplugs brought it down to reasonable level. DJ was actually cool, chatting about some of the dancers and gave me a free admission pass.