Traffic Light Reviews

After being off the strip club game for a year, decided to go here to try a new club (the Ypsi and Toledo clubs began to get boring). Cover was $5 since I had come quite early in the evening on A Friday. Although the establishment felt outdated, right off...

I have been to the Light a few times before and it was a good couple months since I last visited so decided to stop by on a Tuesday evening of last week to relax a little and have some fun. The Light is small and not the luxury strip...

Traffic Light is somewhere I like to go for a change of pace sometimes. This is a little bit of a dive but they've made some improvements with new tables and chairs. The place has plenty of seating and tables. The bad is the main stage is...

Another visit my last time here was 4 months ago, I see they have a billboard up on Groesbeck. So today I had some time to kill and it was Friday around 3pm. Free parking no cover during the day beer was 4 dollars. The kitchen closes early but on...

Decided to stop here on my way home from the foot doctor. It has been a while a few cars in the parking lot it was just after 3pm. They have new furniture and more TVs only 3 dancers working the kitchen had just closed. Paid $5 for a na...

I've reviewed this place before and not much has changed. It's a no frills place that suits its purpose. If you're looking for a wild party club, keep driving. If you want to see some cute milf-type titties and get an affordable lap dance with some good...

Looking to kill some time this afternoon, I stopped by the Traffic Light to hopefully get some dances. I figured with the holiday, maybe there would be a good turnout of dancers. Unfortunately, I only saw two the entire hour I was there. They spent some money...

Stopped in on a Wednesday around 4pm. From what I saw, there were 5 ladies working and all five were working hard while I was there. As previously described, this club has booth seating around the outer walls of the club for lap dances. There is nothing...

Haven't been here in many years, but remember back in the day they had good lunch specials. Being in the area decided to check it out.

Not much has changed. Very dark when you first walk in, takes a minute to adjust to the light. Still have cheap prices on there...

Stopped in around 6pm on a Friday. The club has been around for years and I finally gave it a try.
Older bldg and interior design - but not the reason I go to a strip club. No frills. Moderate lighting which I kind of liked for better...

I haven't been here in months and decided to see if anything has changed. Arrived at 7 pm and paid $5 cover. The club is the same layout. Big stage in the back and small stage by the bar. Two dancers one at each stage. It was a slow night....

Met a friend for a relaxing lunch and went to the TL in mt Clemens. Been there a few times in the past and the dances are average but the bang for the buck is good so we decided to try again and were definately pleased with our choice. No...

I have been here a few times, the most recent being a few Tuesday's ago. It's a very laid back place, that I feel really comfortable going into. The crowd is never too rowdy or loud.
The girls in my opinion are always good looking. I would say they have...

Ok, if you haven’t been here, it’s nothing special. But it’s the local neighborhood Titty bar and the only one in town lol. As mentioned before, no VIP area, there are booth seats along the wall without any privacy curtains and everyone inside can see you get a boner. It’s...

So I went back to my favorite joint here in Macomb County. I never really go on a weekday other than Friday but this time I decided to go on a Tuesday because I was out looking for a car in that area. Suffice to say it was not busy...

The Traffic Light is the best (and only) strip club in Macomb County. If you like dive bars, you'll love TL. It's a hole in the wall off the beaten path with boobs and beer. What more could you ask for?

Cover is $5 or less at night. Dances are cheap...

My taste in women has evolved over the years, particularly the past 10-12 years.

As a teenager and well into my adult years I preferred slim women. Any girl with even a few extra pounds, chunky thighs or a big ass was a turn-off. I turned down many dating opportunities with...

I was in town for work and had a couple hours to spare in the afternoon. I always like being able to park my car myself and avoid valet fees. I took a seat at one of the tables near the bar. Ordered a beer and watched some of the...

So I went to this place cuz I heard they were doing a promotion and Ron Jeremy was appearing. I've been going here for 25 years, and this is the 1st time I've seen them do any type of promotion, or have any feature entertainers show up. As expected, the...

Well there isn’t much to be said that hasn’t been said about this place. It’s a place to go if you live by just to have a night out with friends. There isn’t a VIP section unless you count the booth benches that wrap around the room that are completely...

I been to this place one time before and wasn't all to impressed with the dancers on duty nor the average lap dance I got. But being that it's the ONLY stripclub in Macomb County I decided to give it another go as opposed to traveling to the 8 mile...

The afternoon is a boring time to go to this club. When I was there only 3-4 dancers were there so rotation was short and the same girl would be on stage soon. Not many customers. There was maybe 4-5 other customers when I went. Which...

I have been going to this club ever since it opened. It started out as a Blues bar but they could not make that work so they soon went topless. This has always been a place with relatively low mileage, but with low prices. There is no VIP...

This place has been consistent for many years. Not the best interior (outdated and worn) but the dancers (if you are lucky to catch their attention) will give you a great time for $15. On this day, I saw one of the dancers that has been there for...

well this was my first time going to a strip club. I had a real good time! All the dancers were friendly and the bouncer was not pushy at all. I would spend 2 or 3 dollars per song if the dancer was showing some enthusiasm. there was one dancer...