Traffic Light Reviews

After having lunch here on a Friday I went back on Monday to see what the day shift was like early in the week. Very slow but at least they did have some dancers about 5 then another one came in early from nights.

I almost did not go in...

Had not been here in a few weeks decided to stop in for lunch and some fun. I arrived after 1pm and found out they now serve food until 3pm which makes more sense than stopping at 1pm. There were 7 dancers here all white mostly milf types but still...

So I got off work early Monday and decided to visit TL as it was near my work. Place is a little on the dark side inside and outside doesn't look a that safe, but whatever. Decided I would see for myself the talent or lack there of. 5...

I took a few months off, but ended up back at my go to place. Decent crowd and selection of girls for a Friday night. Most of the girls, I've seen here before. I come back for affordable dances. Sure, they're out in the open, but you can touch, and...

I visited the place for the first time last Thursday after reading all the reviews (good and bad) and suffice to say, you get what you paid for. Drinks were reasonable at $5.00 and the talent was so so. A couple of spinners caught my attention and one approached me...

Went to Traffic Light around 9 on Friday night. It wasn't very crowded for a Friday night. $5 cover. Bought Rum and Coke for $6 plus tip. As far as I could tell there were about 10 dancers (all but 1 was white). The range was...

Been a while since I stopped by my local strip club the only one in Macomb county. 3 trips total during the month of May first was on a Friday evening after coming back from East Lansing me and my buddy stopped in.

It was a nice crowd some new...

Was there for a buddy's stag night. We didn't let them know so I can't say what they normally do for bachelors. Anyway we had about 10 guys and seating was easy. Not very busy for a Saturday night. Club isn't in great shape but its the only club this...

Found a place that wasn't in Detroit. Their hours are great for people that work the night shift. Lap dances cost $15 and there's no VIP room but it's dark enough to where it's not that awkward being around other people while a girl is on your lap. I've read...

This bar has a ton of potential,too bad the owner shows absolutely no interest in improving it past some new bar stools.
With the cost of drinks and the fact that the dancers have to pay to work there,its obvious the money is available.
I went in about 9pm and there were...

So I decided to go back after I said this place was a dump, but money was was short and I was high and looking for a cheap thrill. Suffice to say, I was surprised at the bargain I ended the night with. Without being too wordy (club layout,...

Stopped by on a Saturday evening around 5:00 and was surprised by the what I saw inside. Not that it was a bad club, it wasn't, didn't reek of smoke, decent lighting, and the music wasn't at an ear shattering volume, but what struck me as odd was the...

went twice in the past 2 weeks. 1st was a Monday night. Only 2 dancers all night. they were hustling, but had 2 songs onstage, 4 off, then back on for 2. Rotation went like this all night so the 2 girls had a hard time doing more than 1-2...

While out running errands and dodging rain drops decided to check out the day shift on a Wednesday. I gave this place a break for a few months because the dayshift had gotten stale no new talent and some of the dancers have moved on. Since my last visit...

Trailer trash girls (not necessarily a bad thing) and big open space. Not any privacy for the 15 dollar dances, basically a full song table dance. Paid 5 dollar cover and 6 dollars for a bud light. The club is very dark and is black-lit. The dancers were attractive and...

Man this place could be a great spot !
In fact it once was a great spot with a lot of industry and Selfridge ANG base right up the road,this place used to pack em in for lunch and had about 6 - 10 hot girls on days and a few...

FYI: this review is from a visit 2 years ago but I’m just getting around to posting it now.

After spending the late afternoon at the Criket and the evening with family I hadn’t seen in some time, I’d headed back to my hotel. Should I sleep? Hell no! Clubs to...

Ok so I went to the Traffic Light last Friday round 11ish looking for a cheap thrill. I didn't have but 60 to spend but I was trying to make it go a long wa y. I was approached by a young brunette spinner who iimmediately asked if I wanted...

It's been a few years since I've been here. My friends and I used to get the booth that's right next to the stage and squeeze a few girls in with us. When you walk in don't move too fast it's really dark when you walk in from...

I'm at this club at least 3-4 times a month it's very chill. The drinks are reasonable. The food is amazing for lunch. The night shift girls are amazing especially any of the girls with tats. The dances are awesome Desire and Bree are the best have. Desire has nice...

I dropped in after a few years away to see how my old haunt, the Traffic Light, was looking and to chill a while with some fine looking girl-next-door types. Well, what I found was shocking!

The place was dark, as always, so I could barely see walking in but...

First time here since I was in the Mount Clemens area. Usually I like to go to the strip clubs in metro Detroit, as they are some of the very best in the whole country. The club itself is pretty nice with neon lights and an ahem traffic light ish...

Love this club. Been too long since I have been there, but nothing has changed in years. New girls, average to hot as hell. I usually go during the afternoon or lunch-ish time. Even without a private area, some girls show their pussy. Some request that you give yourself a...

I visited the Traffic Light recently, for the first time in nearly 25 years. This club has been around a long time. I used to go there regularly when I was in my early to mid-20s. Due to a recent change in life events I decided to start checking out...