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review
17 years ago
My first experience at Carls, was...
My first experience at Carls, was actually on Halloween night with 2 co-workers this past year of 2007 at their older, and now demolished facility. It was alot smaller inside than what it looked...
4SCMan
review
17 years ago
I was in carls on thursday...
I was in carls on thursday night and had a couple of dances from a girl named cat and all i can say is that I am glad i did not have a lot...
sfullerton
review
17 years ago
I ended up coming in 3...
I ended up coming in 3 times during a recent visit and not because I planned it! The new place is nice and frankly it's kind of sad such a nice new place...
HornyBoar
review
17 years ago
Stopped by the New Carls last...
Stopped by the New Carls last night to check it out and wait out the rush hour drive into the city. My God that place is huge. Or maybe it just seemed that way...
sfullerton
review
17 years ago
This is my review of the...
This is my review of the NEW Carl's ... I waited several months to see if I would like it as much as the OLD Carl's. I was a fan of the former and...
dennyspade
Illinois
review
17 years ago
Been to carl's last friday. I...
Been to carl's last friday. I am a regular here since my first visit in december '07. This place is clean and totally renovated with lot of parking place in the back and front...
shrpshwtr
review
17 years ago
Rating in context of a Chicago...
Rating in context of a Chicago area club. Stopped twice in the last few weeks. The new building is actually very nice. Not overdone gentleman's club nice, but a nice clean...
IDigDancers
review
17 years ago
In Chicago on business and only...
In Chicago on business and only had time for one "night out" and since I was curious about seeing the new building I spend my time at Carls. Ok, the new building...
nj_pete
New Jersey
review
17 years ago
I stopped in to check the...
I stopped in to check the new place out. The place is really nice. Girls range from 3 - 7. Some are nice and friendly. For $20 you really can't...
salesguy
Illinois
review
17 years ago
The new place is open and...
The new place is open and a lot nicer than the old without changing the quality of dances or dancers. There do seem to be more of them working though. The same...
jimmyblong
Illinois
review
17 years ago
Finally the new club has opened....
Finally the new club has opened. It openned the Monday before Thankgiving. The new club is quite a step up from the old place. There is a long bar on the left as you...
JoeHart
review
17 years ago
The new building is not opened...
The new building is not opened yet. Stopped in thursday early evening. There were about 7 girls working ranging from 5-9 on my scale. Dances are done against back wall and...
jimmyblong
Illinois
review
17 years ago
Came here on a Tuesday night....
Came here on a Tuesday night. Was expecting a lot worse than what I got. Watched the Cubs game on one of the screens on the tv. Got approached by all...
angelfan1985
Illinois
review
17 years ago
Back in Chicago on business again...
Back in Chicago on business again and a evening (9 PM) trip to Carls was in order. While most of the girls are not that hot looking, there were 3 here that evening...
nj_pete
New Jersey
review
17 years ago
This is a fashion show club....
This is a fashion show club. There is no stage. The girls only do private dances in their bikinis and flash for the $20 dance. There is no cover. The girls are friendly. The...
toncho
review
17 years ago
Back at Carls again, as others...
Back at Carls again, as others mentione this is mostly a locals palce and this evening coudl nto get one the the girls I was interesting in obtaining a lap dance from to free...
nj_pete
New Jersey
review
17 years ago
I found myself back at Carls...
I found myself back at Carls during the evening and was surprised. At 8pm there were about 25 guys and a dozen dancers. Mostly in the 6-8 range with a couple of...
jimmyblong
Illinois
review
17 years ago
First time at Carls for me...
First time at Carls for me ecentoy on a business trip. Stoped in eally afternooon and nothing going on, one girl hanging out with an apparentl reqular, but came back ay maybne 10...
nj_pete
New Jersey
review
18 years ago
Nothing fancy, this club is what...
Nothing fancy, this club is what it is; a square room will a long bar on one side, table in the middle (couple of pool tables) and chairs around the perimeter with girls giving...
apbtfb27
Maryland
review
18 years ago
I visited Carl's for the first...
I visited Carl's for the first time in along time last Saturday during the afternoon. They don't open til after 3pm and the place was pretty empty. There was only one girl...
jimmyblong
Illinois
review
18 years ago
Stopped in here last Friday and...
Stopped in here last Friday and had a dance from a taller, slender black lady who knew how to grind. She gave me 3 dances for $15, giving me the discount because she...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
18 years ago
Ran into A girl from Reno...
Ran into A girl from Reno here a Wednesday night. She normally dances out there but was back in Chicago to clean up some family business. She was a great person for conversation and...
JoeHart
review
18 years ago
Went here on a weekday night....
Went here on a weekday night. The place was decent sized but no stripping by girls. They sit around or do full friction lap dances. Seemed to be a good place...
petersmith
review
18 years ago
Stopped in on a Tuesday Night...
Stopped in on a Tuesday Night about 11:PM. It was pretty dead. About 6 girls working but none were knockouts. There was one short dancer with some hugh boobs but she was just...
JoeHart
review
18 years ago
I visited Carls relatively early on...
I visited Carls relatively early on a Saturday evening after a long absence. I was put off by the first two dancers that approached me - the first because I didn't really want to...
aplayful42