Reviews

The bar is dark and you're not going to see much here. The real attraction are the back rooms. Some of the dancers at the bar will go in the individual rooms, some will just do lap dances off the bar. The back rooms are basically for masturbating while the girl gives you a show. Depending on how much you pay (which really gives you an amount of time) the girl will masturbate, use toys, etc. Cheaper than most places, but not the nicest place to go. Not a place to go with buddies. Just a place to get your rocks off.

This place was awesome when we went on a Sunday night. One of my buddy came from NY so my Brother and i took him there it was amazing. the bouncers where nice and so was the bartender. girls will take turn dancing on the stage then walk around for tipping. overall it was a great experience and my friend keeps reminding me about the club. The girls were nice. from 6 to 9. they were friendly but there was a big spender so most of the girls were around him trying to get a dance. the location was also good as there were lot of street parking and not many other building around that area is full of stripclubs.

Visited last night, the girls were pretty mediocre, and the lap dance booth were uncomfortable. The girls spent more time arguing with and hating on one another than entertaining. There was one decent looking girl out of about 15. Lap dances were 25 and and cover was 15. The one positive is the club is open until 3am and the drinks prices are decent. I wouldn't recommend this club to someone trying to have a good time, but if you are tired and just in the mood to see some nude girls pass midnight, you sure may get a little of your money's worth.

Show N' Tel is the type of place you go to if you want to have fun with your buddies laughing and hollering at naked girls while they are are rubbing themselves between their legs. What the dancers do is to spread out their legs and the patrons will crumble up dollar bills and throw it at them, in an attempt to hit the "bullseye". It really is like a frat party so if you're easily offended, don't come here. I happen to find the whole place hilarious so I get a kick out of coming here. One thing I noticed that's different is that they now serve alcohol, whereas it was strictly BYOB the last time I was here a few years ago.

Stopped by here late on Saturday night, because it was one of the very few strip clubs opened past 2am. After being there for an hour, I really wished I stopped at Club Risque instead (the other club that I know of that is open after 2am). Place is way too large for its own good. Has 2 main rooms with a total of 4 stages. Dancers quality is way sub par. Dances are overpriced for $30 and it is way too public as the dance booths are line up the back of the two rooms wide open for everyone to see. Didn't go back to the private rooms so can't comment on those, but I wouldn't take any girls back there anyways. The only appeal this club has over others on or off Columbus is it is full nude, but again with the quality of girls available, do you really want to see that?

I've been here several times over the years and it just continues to get worse. The quality of the dancers have really dropped. Although once in a VIP room, money can buy you anything. Beware though, they are not afraid to leave you high and dry even if you have paid for something too! Several of the girls were trashed beyond belief and couldn't hardly walk let alone put on a show. One thing about the place is a good variety. They have girls from every shape and color there. Parking is pretty crappy. It's a free for all on wherever you can find parking around the block.

If you're looking for a night out, this is not the place. The bar is fairly small and not well lit. The dancers are really not very hot, but they are pretty friendly. The real action is in the back. If you are looking to get your rocks off, come on in. The back area has private rooms. In the rooms the dancer will strip and masturbate for you. She'll use toys if you want. You can do the same. If you want to do a bump and grind, she'll still strip all the way but you have to keep your underwear on and wear a condom. Most are pretty easy about you touching them above the waist, but not below the waist. The amount of money depends on the time, but you can go in there and get your rocks off pretty cheap and pretty fast.

I stopped by Show n Tel for the first time last Friday, and I definetely won't be back! The quality of dancers there is about the worst I've ever seen! They all looked like they needed to be at a rehab facility ASAP! I don't know whether they were high, drunk or both, but it was a bad combination. It is a BYOB club, and believe me, you'll need plenty of alcohol if you plan on staying more than 15 minutes. There were a few white, black and latina dancers, but they all looked unhappy, bored, or strung out. One blonde in particular approached me, and her tits were as hard as rocks, and it looked like she had NBA basketballs sewn into her chest. Her face reminded me of the Cryptkeeper. She had a deep, crackly voice, and she reeked of cigarettes. Also, the smell of ass, as in the lack of toilet paper usage starting hitting my nose, so I shooed her away quickly. Needless to say, I became a bit concerned about staying another minute, so I high tailed it out of there. Gents, go there if you dare, but it was a house of horrors for me!

This was the first BYOB club that I've ever been to. Although there's a $20 cover charge, you can easily save that in not having to buy drinks. I always see a row of coolers parked towards the back of the club, by the private dance booths, so I assume it's perfectly acceptable, albeit, cheesey to walk into a club with a cooler. In any case, I usually go with a smaller party, so we just walk in with six pack bottles. I just set it on the bar and remember to bring my own bottle opener. Sometimes they offer to put the beers on ice, sometimes they don't. So the best part of this bar is being able to see the girls while enjoying craft beers of my choice. The girls are OK at this club. Most have a "rough" look to them, either lots of make-up to the point that they look like the "House Wives of NJ" cast or they're just not that attractive. They dance on a stage at the center of the bar (there are 2 bars), you throw dollars as they pose, then they walk around for tips. They also walk around for private dances, which were $30 when I was there. The booths are out in the open and well lit, so everyone gets a show too. They have a pull up bar in front of the booth, so the girls can really get on top of you, which is good. I've also heard of back room dances, but haven't seen those.

I visited almost all the gentlemen’s clubs in Philly and am a regular of Show n Tel Showbar. It is one of the few all nude gentlemen’s clubs in Philly. In addition to the bar area, there is an attached adult store/private booth area. Most of the dances are very friendly and the drinks there are cheap compared to other gentlemen’s clubs. During the weekdays the place is usually not very crowded so you do get a lot of attention from the dancers (5-10 girls during the weekday and >15 during the weekends). They are all very talkative and not too pushing for the lab dance and private show. Nearly half of the dancers I met there are attractive; the others are average. In addition to the dancers, there are booth girls who provide services of lab dance and private show. The lab dances ($25) took place in the designated area near the bar area so it is not very private. I have been with a few dancers for the private show (~$100 for ~15 min); a few times was great but the others were horrible, all depending on the girls. The downside for me regarding the club is that they admit people who are under 21; you know how it goes when you have a crowd of undergrad kids in the club with naked dancers. In general, it is a decent place where you can find a few attractive nude dancers and reasonable alcohol drinks. The ambiance is OK but you are looking for a more high-scale atmosphere, I will suggest other clubs (although not nude) such as penthouse club, Delilah's or Cheerleaders.

I normally don't write 2 reviews of the same club in a 6 month period, but there have been some changes to this club that I think are worth noting. My January 16th review lays out club pricing, including $10 cover, $8 Jacks and $25 LD, as well as a lot of other information about the club, so I'm not going to rehash it here. What has changed is the club layout. They have now built out to create two separate club areas, one for under 21 and another for 21 and over, both of which are open on Friday and Saturday nights. During the week, only the 21+ side is open, but they do allow under 21s and keep them in a separately cordoned off area near the back part of the bar. This club is rather big, so I guess that they felt that it was worth doing all of this in order to continue to cater to those who are under 21. I also have to add that, in making these changes, they have really upgraded the stage areas and added some nice lighting. To go along with that better visibility, they also seem to continue to upgrade in the female department as well. There were abut 7 of them working when I visited the other night, not one of which was unattractive and a couple were downright hotties. What a far cry this is from even 4 years ago, when this club had its fair share of real skanks. The more I visit this place the better that things seem to get.

Now im only 22 and not much of a strip club kind of guy. My girlfriend and i decided to go and have a good night. From what we saw it was nice and clean. Almost all the dancers were dolls. They were nice and fun. Most were pretty hot. Now take in mind they have variety to satify most guys wants. Had a chance to sit and talk with a few. They were kind and sweet. I wont lie but one or two were edgy BUT they are human. We can all have bad days. As long as you act like a real man and be respectful everyone is nice. We had a great night. We definately will go back again. I will suggest all my friends to go here.