I stopped by Show n Tel...

I stopped by Show n Tel for the first time last Friday, and I definetely won't be back! The quality of dancers there is about the worst I've ever seen! They all looked like they needed to be at a rehab facility ASAP! I don't know whether they were high, drunk or both, but it was a bad combination.

It is a BYOB club, and believe me, you'll need plenty of alcohol if you plan on staying more than 15 minutes.

There were a few white, black and latina dancers, but they all looked unhappy, bored, or strung out. One blonde in particular approached me, and her tits were as hard as rocks, and it looked like she had NBA basketballs sewn into her chest. Her face reminded me of the Cryptkeeper. She had a deep, crackly voice, and she reeked of cigarettes. Also, the smell of ass, as in the lack of toilet paper usage starting hitting my nose, so I shooed her away quickly. Needless to say, I became a bit concerned about staying another minute, so I high tailed it out of there.