Reviews

I like Pandora's, but hit or miss on nights and girls. Sunday night and to a degree Monday night are awful. Seriously, just stay home and rub one out instead. Tuesday and Wednesday are…

The old Ptrap thought he would give this place one more try , so I went in around 4 and I must say that Ptrap sticks to his last review of this club. Ptrap feels…

Pandora's has a little something for everyone. the dancers here range anywhere from a 2 to a 10, ages 18-50, 4"8 to 6'0+, from 85 pounds to 200+ and every race around can be found…

Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon and was surprised to see a bunch of cars in the parking lot. There were much more than I normally see on an afternoon. But, when I went inside,…

If you like a strip club with some sleaze, this is the place. It is just north of Downtown Seattle. Near a couple Corporate Clubs. If you don't lije it when you enter, you are…

Went in on a random afternoon with some time to kill and some cash to spend. Not much to review. The dancers weren't all that great, pretty but not enough to spend some money on.…

Left a club down the road and headed here. Several dancers that I've seen before and a couple new ones. Rider/Ryder looked good on stage. Could have told me she was the…

I like to usually show up around 3 or 4 PM to see a chunk of the day shift while preserving the option to leave for food and come back or go to Dreamgirls for…

First return visit in many months. Many new faces -- but most enhanced and with way too much ink for my taste. But ended up having several dances from A++++, a petite dancer…

Went into the club this afternoon. I had some time to kill so I thought why not. The place is very dark on the outsides but the stage is lit well. The stage is small…

Made a visit in the afternoon on a Saturday. Parking lot looked fairly busy, but inside I was probably the fourth customer watching the stage. I recognized a lot of familiar faces, some…

I came in on a Saturday afternoon. The first girl to get me to the back called herself Rider. (Cute) She had big hard fake titties. She uncovered them during the dance. She was very…

It has been some time since I visited a club in the afternoon. It was a slow day so I figured I would give it a try again. It has been so long…

Have not visited this club in over a year, had time and casino winnings so decided that I was due for a visit. Physically the club, inside lay out, and operation does not seem…

There was a time not too long ago when Pandoras was a guarantee for attractive girls who really understood what a man wanted from a Strip Club. Those days are now sadly gone and…

I haven't been to Pandoras at night in a while. I haven't hit a weekend night in a long, long time. I guess I forgot why I've avoided nights and especially weekend nights.…

Went to my usual stomping ground on a late Sunday evening. Ran into the usual regular ladies as well as found a new ones as well. Tried out a few with both my regular…

Nothing new about the facilities here, the club still has a "homey" feel or maybe "is kind of a dump" depending on your perspective. But last time I left a review I said…

First things first: A proper dance will cost you $30 (qty 1; volume discounts can be worked out). Second - beverages are a rip off, so I suggest you minimize your loss by getting a bottle…

Ptrap has been through this club before and there for awhile I thought this would be the club to beat, well old Ptrap was wrong, I was shock at the lack of dancers here and…

Went into this local establishment. 10$ cover and 5$ mandatory drink. (10$ if you want it bottomless.) No booze in this club. It was slow. about 5 customers at most. Some of the usual longtime ladies…

This place is honestly pretty awful. The club itself should be condemned-terrible little building both inside and out. It possibly used to be a Chinese restaurant that closed and was gutted, essentially? Who knows. Inside…

Fairly busy on a Saturday around 8 or 9pm. There were some really hot girls there, but I wonder how they make their money. For a full hour I watched one bunch of young hotties…

We went in on a Monday night and got there about shift change so we got to see over 20 girls. Night shift seemed a little hotter than day shift. There was a good mix…

Not living in the Seattle area I do not get into these clubs as often as I used to. Work and some personal trips get me in and out of the Puget Sound area…