Reviews

This was my first time going to a Seattle strip club, having relocated from Arizona a few years ago. It seemed like the consensus among Seattle guys on this site is that Pandoras is the…

I won a bet on the Friday Dawg game from my OR buddy so decided to let it ride at a strip club. My buddy from OR prefers his Portland clubs but said let’s…

SETTING: My visit was 10:15 pm to midnight. The club is on the right side of the street, facing north, and has a small but adequate parking area. Hours were posted on the door: open all…

I’ve been taking a sabbatical from my haunts of late, with nothing but the memory of Minnie’s fat ass. A perv can’t stay away from his watering holes for long though, so I headed over…

Bruh, bruh. Do I got something for a woman with a ASS for days. THIS REVIEW WILL BE GRAPHIC BECAUSE CLUBS IN SEATTLE ARE FULL SERVICE. MANAGEMENT AND LAW ENFORCEMENT DONT CARE. I…

Visited on Thursday afternoon for my 2nd visit to Pandora's. Walked in and gave the door lady $50. Went to the bathroom and when I came out she had my club soda and $35 in…

Had a dinner meeting at 6:00 in Seattle, so I thought I’d stop by my old reliable and see if I can have a little fun. Parking lot was busier than I expected which…

I am usually a daytime visitor, but this time I rolled in on a Tuesday evening and it happened to be right at shift change. I paid my cover and took a seat along the…

I visit Seattle fairly often and have noticed the reviews for the clubs, particularly that Pandora's gets the most, and is held in high regard by the distinguished members of this forum, so I found…

Obligatory club info (mostly copied from my earlier review, not much changed): this is one of the more popular clubs in Seattle though it looks more like a dive bar. I think they are trying…

Came here on a weekend daytime visit not too long ago. $15 gets you in and a non-alcoholic drink. I believe it’s your standard coke products. Coke, Sprite, their diet variations,…

As many of you here have read the trips to pandoras differ between day and nighttime shift. This time I was able to go during the day. It was the first time since the pandemic…