Club Alley Cat Reviews

Club Alley Cat is in a really good spot, right there on Kuhio Avenue, but it’s wasted on the unattractive women they employ. This must be where old dancers go in the final pathetic days of their careers. Sadly, they don’t even try to become better and I have no...

OMG, worse club I ever seen in my life. The previous poster hot the nail on the head. Two fugly Asians will do tricks with their pussy. The botox hunchback made shrek look hot. By far the ugliest dancer I have ever seen. There was another dancer on shift. She...

This place opens at midnight. I was in Honolulu drinking and walking the strip and some local laughed about this place being open so we checked it out. This place is dirty and smells like cat piss. $10 gets you in and a free can of beer. For $20 the...

Disgusting. I have been going to gentlemen clubs for over twenty five years. This place is the worst. It might even be the second worst club too! I go to seedy clubs back home. I got goosebumps walking in the door. I didn't know what is scarier the dancers or...

A literal hole in the wall at the end of a shady alley. The club didn’t open until 10pm. The beer was the worst I ever tasted. The dancers, if you even want to call them dancers, look like nursing home escapees and there were only two. They do...

If you're a female , they won't even let you in. I like going to strip clubs, I like seeing naked women. Hell, i dance too. Two of my friends and I (all female) , were turned away. 3 marines that walked passed after us though, we're allowed inside....

Somehow found myself in this club around 4am. It is tucked away in an alleyway on Kuhio Ave. Cover is $10 and comes with a drink. The club has a very seedy ambiance and is tiny with a few seats at the stage, bar seating, and a couple tables. The...

Real disgusting. Aggressive dancer (singular) who I wouldn't have bought a drink at a regular club. Felt extremely dirty just walking into the place. Literally at the end of a shady alley. When your grandmother thinks of dance clubs, this is probably what she imagines. Would never go...

A real dive bar. I think they are trying to cater to the older ex Vietnam veteran. Sort of has that Vietnamese look and feel. Very sleazy and the girls were not attractive at all. Dropped by and felt obliged to have a beer. Sat at the...

went here late night wasnt too sure if place was even open walked down this small alley which kinda seemed a little sleezee wasnt even sure if it was a dive bar or just a lounge sat in there for about 15min no drinks or anything offered no dancers ...

If this were to be my first club, I'd probably hesitate to ever going back to any club. First time in Hawaii, was bored late at night, so thought I'd check it out. Smallest club I've ever been to, darkest as well. Dancers were not good looking...

Not a place that I will go back to. Dark and dingy inside with only 3 dancers working. A fourth started while I was still there. The girls were about a 3 or 4 on my scale. Got a drink and tried to relax here, but just...

This club is horrible. The girls are the most horrible, nasty girls I’ve ever seen in a club, and I’ve been to them all over the world. The reviewer which called them “not so pretty girls” was being generous. I cannot see how he could even make...

Tiny, tiny club with 2 dancers and an old "mama san" looking lady. One dancer was a thin, asian 7/10, the other an obese, asian 2/10. My wife and I were the only ones there. $10 gets you in and comes with a Coors light, their only...

The initial cover charge of $10 gets you in and comes with a beer (tasted like a coors light) If you want to feel like your are a Vietnam veteran I would recommend this place. Dancers have a lot of spunk and are very action oriented. However, they look as...

This clubs is Crazy. It realy is in the back of the alley. There is a porno screen on top of the stage but sometimes there are dancers and sometimes there are not. I think this is more like a massage parlor not somw where to take your girlfriend but...

Interesting place that doesn't open until 11:00 PM and closes early morning... they said something like 6:00 am... Before you walk in there is a light chain across the open door. When I dropped by there were 3 interesting ladies. One is the owner who used to look prestty...

As you step in, it has the feel of a sleazy Vietnamese brothel from during the war. It's very dark and the night I was there, there were two old Vietnamese women that've probably been doing this since the war, a younger 5 out of 10 black dancer and...