Club Alley Cat
Closed
2118 Kuhio Ave, Honolulu, HI 96815, USA*

Worst Club Ever

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pluvious
Jul 25, 2015, 12:00 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Friday Evening

A literal hole in the wall at the end of a shady alley. The club didn’t open until 10pm. The beer was the worst I ever tasted. The dancers, if you even want to call them dancers, look like nursing home escapees and there were only two. They do have unique skills that may be interesting to anyone into circus side show freaks. Other than that, you’re paying for them to put their clothes back on. I’ve been to some real dives before but this was the worst ever and I wouldn’t recommend this club when drunk much less when sober.

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