The Venue Reviews

Went on a Thursday night at around 11PM. About 6 dancers that I saw. most were around the 6-8 range. Pole work was on the average side. the club itself was pretty empty, about...

I saw four dancers and had two private dances. The dancers all had good bodies and good basic skills, but lacked expression. I don't want dancers to have big fake smiles, but a flicker...

A few friends and I decided to check out a few clubs in Portland. Nice perk always is the food and prices. I has spoiled for a long time at Seattle clubs...

There was no cover and the tater tots were on special. The atmosphere is very dark, and there are a complete lack of lights on the stage. The dancers seem to go...

Mystic is just across the street from Club 205. Whenever I go to Mystic, there never seems to be any parking left, so I usually park at the bank. It was pretty crowded when...

Mystic is my new favorite place to go. Have met several girls that I connected with and see repeatedly. Very diverse crowd, not too upscale, but nice. Decor is cool with a variety of...

I stopped in here to watch the Superbowl and I think I will make this the place I watch it every year. Dancers on stage at 9:00 AM for breakfast and then topless waitresses...

This is going to be my regular stop... Decent number of customers anytime in the day - decent crowd though. A number of hot dancers - even during lunch hours - lots of touching...

Went here on a Saturday evening and wasn't too impressed. Girls averaged about a 6 with a very nice blonde 8. Forgot the blondes name but she was the best on stage for...

Went in on Tuesday evening around 8PM. They have three stages and were running two of them. There were probably two or three dozen customers and a dozen or so dancers in...

Walked out of Club 205 and noticed another club directly across the street from it so I decided to check it out. This layout of this place is actually pretty nice. I liked the...

Have had the pleasure of visiting here many times. The interior is spacious and there isn’t a bad seat in the house. Tipping at the rack seems to be standard, a buck or two,...

Nice environment - couple of 8+ chicks - couple 7... no one was pushing for drinks or lapdances!!! Went on two consecutive Fridays around the lunch hour. Got a couple of lap dances each...

My first visit, not sure I'll go back. Nice clean club, well maintained exterior and better than average interior. Came in around noon and there were probably a 15-20 customers and only...

This is a very laid back club. When they converted it from a Hooters I think the budget planing may have been like" 3 stages with three poles, hey were good to go". Most...

This was my first visit to this club. Didn't know what to expect, never had been to the Hooters that was here. I was surprised that on a wednesday night the parking...

My first visit to Mystic... My first surprise was that the old parking lot (the old "Hooters" building) was nearly full. Then upon entering, I saw why. This was a hopping place. ...

I usually get stop by the Mystic a couple times a month and would rate it the highest in the vicinity. Mostly for the personal attention at the rack, private dance areas,...

Stopped in Mystic on a monday after watching monday night football. There were around 8 dancers all very attractive and friendly. Also there was a very attractive asian bartender The variety of body...

First trip into this club. Ratings are a bit lower than I would like but am rating based upon what I saw on the given night, not what I think and hope things...

Three stages, though only two seemed like they were being used. Decent number of dancers on rotating quickly on the stages. During the time we were there, several girls swapped out, some...

This is a fairly new club and is still in pretty good condition. the main rack is a 360 degree affair with lots of seating. The private dance area is elevated slightly and along...

My second visit to Mystic ever. I still think it is a clean and nice-looking club that does its best to be upscale. Bartender/bouncer was friendly and the $5 steak dinner was good. Drinks...

I almost threw up in my mouth the dancers were so bad. They had great happy hour drinks @ $1.50ea and I left a half full glass because the girsls were so bad....

I ventured over to Mystic, located directly across the street from another strip club named Club 205, last Saturday around 3PM. From the exterior the club looks like your typical bar/tavern. The...