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review
a month ago
Nothing to see here, move along.
Feeling that I'd been spending too much time at Boardroom I decided to drive north to check out one of my old haunts. Entrance: $10, license scan. Wine: $7. lap dance in public area with...
Comments: 7
last:
25 days ago
by
loper
loper
just looking for a little human contact along the way
review
a month ago
Well better than the competition
This is a few weeks late, this is for a Friday night, late summer. Overall a much better visit than either 10s or millennium cab in Nh. Standard LDs are in a group room in...
Comments: 5
last:
a month ago
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Sutfshark
Sutfshark
review
4 months ago
Dud Friday at The Club
Usually I have a good time at the club. This night there were no waitresses, and not one girl tried to get us to get a dance. I was fairly disappointed. The energy was...
Comments: 3
last:
a month ago
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jarazix
jarazix
Massachusetts
review
5 months ago
Not much has changed.
Its been awhile since I have visited the club, mostly because there post covid hours are limited, and I usually am a day guy. I also like the more full contact clubs. I was...
Comments: 2
last:
5 months ago
by
blahblahblahs
ecroto
Massachusetts
review
8 months ago
My periodic check in at The Club
I just checked my previous review of this place and realized that I had tried out Cocoa (slightly pudgy, but attractive black girl) with a lap dance back then, forgot, and tried her out...
Comments: 1
last:
8 months ago
by
Meshuggah
loper
just looking for a little human contact along the way
review
10 months ago
My head was full of lemons
I was in Chelmsford visitng my buddy Ray's second cousin Joey's stepsister's boss Donny. Joey and his stepsister, Mandy, aren't very close, but Joey and I always have good craic with Donny. Mandy and...
Comments: 2
last:
10 months ago
by
blahblahblahs
blahblahblahs
review
a year ago
Made the hike to see what there was to see.
ENTER THE CHAINDOG. I made a LONG trip to visit the club. Got in shortly after 6pm. 10 dollar cover. No waitress service, Karen late of Mac's two behind the bar. 3 bucks a...
THE CHAINDOG
Massachusetts
review
a year ago
Avoid when crowded
I have not been to many strip clubs since the pandemic hit, and I had a rare opportunity to get out on a recent Saturday night. I decided to see how The Club...
Comments: 1
last:
a year ago
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Meshuggah
cheapyankee
Georgia
review
a year ago
Disappointing Visit
Entry: $10, no scan or frisk. Wine: $7. No table service. Fairly busy. Dark inside. Fairly large stage, Bar seats about a dozen. It was a while before anyone approached me. Got a "wanna dance"...
Comments: 1
last:
a year ago
by
jsully63
loper
just looking for a little human contact along the way
review
a year ago
Local bar with naked girls
I've been many times, almost a dive bar with naked girls. Small and gets busy, usually a good mix of girls a couple 5's and a couple 9's the rest fall in between. Drinks...
Comments: 2
last:
a year ago
by
sumyunguy
sumyunguy
review
2 years ago
Busy Friday, and now open Thursday
The Club just started opening on Thursday, so it is now open Thursday, Friday and Saturday. This is a small club out in the woods near the NH border. It was very busy, 25...
Comments: 2
last:
2 years ago
by
Meshuggah
loper
just looking for a little human contact along the way
review
2 years ago
Been awhile
Club is open only on Friday and Saturday Arrived at the club around 630 and paid cover of $5. Plenty of parking for a small club and I found a space behind the club. As...
GrayFox
Here we go again
review
2 years ago
Another visit to The Club
I’ve been to The Club many times over the years. In the early visits they were one Wednesday through Saturday but now only Friday and Saturday. The TUSCL information is out of date. The...
panto
California
review
2 years ago
First time back in 8 months
ENTER The CHAINDOG. First time in since Halloween, Door man knew me anyway. Got in about 6PM. Ten dollar covver 3 bucks for a soft drink,no waitress; drink bought at the bar. The...
Comments: 1
last:
2 years ago
by
Meshuggah
THE CHAINDOG
Massachusetts
review
3 years ago
The Club: Fun fact, also what I named my penis
Tyngsborough, MA. Fairly wooded area. Drive up parking lot pretty full but I found a spot in the back. Walk in greeted by an old guy looks like he's running the show. Cover is...
Comments: 1
last:
2 years ago
by
Playman66
Muddy
USA
review
3 years ago
Worth a visit
A good place for a couple of hours. The place is on a main road, but it is below road level and might be missed. Plenty of free parking. You enter the club; they...
Comments: 2
last:
3 years ago
by
THE CHAINDOG
charliebravo
Maybe tomorrow.
review
3 years ago
Few choices and not my type.
Came in on a Thursday evening. The building is rather nondescript. It is along a “country” road. It is a tan colored concrete building. The entrance is a set out glass double...
Comments: 3
last:
3 years ago
by
THE CHAINDOG
Black2323
review
3 years ago
Cover Went Up, But Still Decent Spot for Locals
The Club is back open on Thursdays, which is a big improvement from just Friday and Saturday. It still amazes me they don’t open for Sunday as many guys would come to watch football...
jack0505
USA
review
3 years ago
Typical
I visit this club a few times a year this is my first post visit covid visit. They are located on a main road but not really near anything. If your driving too fast...
Comments: 5
last:
3 years ago
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skibum609
ecroto
Massachusetts
review
3 years ago
Left alone except by the Amazons
Still only open Friday and Saturday. The talent here varies: from a couple of extremely attractive AAs (Blue and Keisha), to a number of 6 foot-plus, thick -- must be an acquired taste, not...
Comments: 5
last:
3 years ago
by
Meshuggah
loper
just looking for a little human contact along the way
review
3 years ago
Okay
The Club is a small joint that you probably wouldn’t even notice if you weren’t looking for it. You enter through two doors and can immediately see the entire place. Bar is to your...
Comments: 1
last:
3 years ago
by
loper
Gamester10
review
3 years ago
It's back and pretty much the same
Yes, they are now open, but on a reduced schedule -- only Friday and Saturday nights. They plan to start expanding their days/hours May 29th. This is a small nude club with a stage full...
Comments: 2
last:
3 years ago
by
loper
loper
just looking for a little human contact along the way
review
5 years ago
The Club is what it is
Here is a review of a pre-covid visit, so it is a few months old. I stopped in on a Sat afternnoon as I had some time to burn. I got there about...
Comments: 5
last:
4 years ago
by
THE CHAINDOG
ecroto
Massachusetts
review
5 years ago
Only game in town
ENTER THE CHAINDOG I got in just before 6pm to beat the 10 dollar cover( 5 dollar cover wen/thur) Lots of male staff at least 5-6 plus the dj. 8...
THE CHAINDOG
Massachusetts
review
5 years ago
Got what i came for
I Try to stop in when in the area and they are open as they are closed sun mon tues and dont open till 4 or 2pm depending on the day. Building is unassuming...
Comments: 2
last:
5 years ago
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THE CHAINDOG
ecroto
Massachusetts