Mickey's Valley View Pub Reviews

TLDR: Jasmine is a scamming cunt.

Now the review.

New ownership, same Mickeys. Walked in on a cold Wednesday around 615. No cover and no security. Thru the double doors into a big room that could be anywhere. Big bar in the middle that serves as the stage. Pool tables...

First of two visits on Valentine's Day (second was RI Dolls). I have been twice before but maybe not since early-mid 2024. Saw the posts about new ownership and maybe more dancers and decided to check it out.

The appearance (which you can read about in other posts) has changed little...

Arrival (largely unchanged)
After a lackluster visit to Desire. I got there around 3:00. Small parking lot in a residential neighborhood; you'll overlook it if it's too dark. You come in up a short flight of stairs, through a foyer, into a main area. I've gotten asked for cover before but...

I decided to stop in and see what changes the New Ownership may have applied to the VFW Post with strippers, so I made the trip to Cumberland, RI

ADDRESS
46 Carpenter Street, Cumberland, RI (Smack dab in the middle of a residential area.)

LAYOUT
As previously mentioned, the place looks like the...

I went to Mickey's late in the evening after sitting seemingly forever at a dead Boardroom Cabaret.

Mickey's is pretty much the same, same young cute bartender, same layout, a little upgrade on the decor ( long bar has been covered with a granite slab), drinks $7-$10.

The main difference is that...

Today was my first trip to Mickey's since the change of ownership. I arrived on a Tuesday at 3:30. With seven cars in the lot, there was plenty of space. There is also plenty of space inside: about 20 seats at the bar (one customer) and five or...

I was curious about stopping by after reports of new ownership. There had been whispers that the booths, which used to very dark and you really had to stare to make out what was happening, were now lighter.

I’m happy to report that I found the booths to be very...

Was there Saturday afternoon for the first time since ownership change. Facebook post listed five girls, but only 3 there (Jennifer, Anna & Gia). Shilo showed up around 3:30. So line up was basically the same. Seems most are former girls that have come back with a couple...

I visit this place during the day mostly. While there are a couple of girls that I would not normally "choose" to have a dance with, everyone i have met there is always fun to talk with.

Lap dances have been pretty good. Depending on who you choose...

It really won't matter if there's new ownership without a complete revamp. There's only one or two dancers that weigh less than 200lbs (Crystal and Kayla). And everybody wants to get dances with them so sometimes a long wait which means you have to drop $$ with...

Mickey's first day under new management (Karraz family) begins today - 12/11/24. While it remains to be seen what new management means for this club, a mediocre start would be an improvement over what the McDermott family has done with the club in the last 18 months.

As of yesterday's visit,...

This place has the feel of a dive bar. I visited in the afternoon and it’s generally not very busy with only a few dancers working and 5 to 8 customers. There’s a couple TVs with sports on and the place is set up in a big U shape where...

Drove out of my way based on the reviews. YMMV indeed, yall let me down ;)

Weird location. Middle of what felt like a residential neighborhood, not far from 95 but down a couple twisting country roads. Somewhat incognito, even when you pull up. Big parking lot, gravel, lots of space....

For a long time I've been wondering how Mickey's stays in business. Now it appears their accountant has been asking them the same question. I learned today that the club is for sale. Before you rush up to the mortgage window at your local bank, let me...

Super easy location to get to, one mile off Rt 95, right on the Mass/RI state lines.

Located in a residential area, plenty of parking, off street.

Arrived about 1030p and didn’t pay a cover, hasn’t been at night time cover for a while.

When you walk in, the bar/stage...

Arrival (largely unchanged)
At first I planned to hit Desire, but I knew by the time I got there the day shift would be tapering off, so I went to plan B. I got there around 4:30. Small parking lot in a residential neighborhood; you'll overlook it if it's too dark....

Been to Mickey's a number of times over the last few years, probably once every couple of weeks. I'm usually free during the day so I'm more of a day shift guy.

Calling it a VFW where woman dance naked my be cliche at this point but it's also 100%...

I started the evening at RIDolls, a nice, friendly place, but main attraction Brittany was absent, and my 2nd choice, Alyah, was trying to squeeze me, knowing my fondness for her, so I slunk into Mickey's for the sure thing.

No-one collected admission. Wine is $6, served by a cute bartender....

Mickey’s remains open day and night from Tuesday to Saturday (12:00 noon to 1:00 am). If a night shift is slow, the club is prone to shut down early on those occasions. My rum and coke’s remain $8 (in an 8oz clear plastic cup). A Budweiser, Bud Light, Miller Lite...

Location- Very easy to get to, a couple of miles off 95 in a residential area. You could drive by it if you are not paying attention. The building looks like a Knights of Columbus/VFW type building. Plenty of parking on either side of the building.

Club layout- I walked...

Arrival (largely unchanged)
After a lackluster visit at Desire (it was a cockfest today), I got there around 3:00. Small parking lot in a residential neighborhood; you'll overlook it if it's too dark. You come in up a short flight of stairs, through a foyer, into a main area. I've gotten...

Mickey’s remains open day and night from Tuesday to Saturday (12:00 noon to 1:00 am). If a night shift is slow, they are prone to shut down early on such occasions. There has never been a daytime cover at Mickey’s and lately there hasn’t been a night time cover. My...

This was my first time to Mickey’s valley pub,
Read some reviews before going and got some good info. Parking is easy nice big lot with cameras behind the bar so you can see your car and nobody is messing around the parking lot. A couple really big...

the club is in a residential area with easy parking. when you enter the club there is a large bar in front of you where the girls dance. to the right are pool tables and bathrooms. on the left are the "private" dance rooms.

bud lights were $6

the private rooms...

This was my first time being here in many years and I'd only been once or twice before.

As others say, the building itself looks like the inside of a VFW or Knights of Columbus or similar type of social club/org. It's divey, but not grimy and the bathroom...