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review
10 years ago
Tried this club for the fourth...
Tried this club for the fourth time on a Thursday around lunch time two weeks ago. As with all of my visits to this club at this time of day there were very few...
ryguy99
Texas
review
10 years ago
Visited 8:30pm on Presidents day. Very...
Visited 8:30pm on Presidents day. Very imposing Bouncer outside. $10 cover, there is a metal detector they ignore. Once inside it is fairly dark as it should be. Waitress immediately asks you for a...
Incognito22
California
review
10 years ago
In a word, this place is...
In a word, this place is "shabby" The club is dirty. The drinks are gtotty, the girls are friendly (but so is my mother-in law). The girls are also unattractive (again,...
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
review
10 years ago
This review was from last week...
This review was from last week when in town on business. I decided to stop by for an afternoon (4pm) visit as a first as I had some free time. The description...
Aurum
Ontario
review
10 years ago
I made my 2nd visit to...
I made my 2nd visit to the Houston area recently for work and returned to Houston Dolls after a good experience the first time I traveled there. The place hasn't changed much in the 2...
lamesan
Vermont
review
10 years ago
I went into Houston Dolls on...
I went into Houston Dolls on an early Saturday afternoon. It is in a small strip mall. As I walked in it was quite large and nicely decorated. I made my...
bar hopper
Maryland
review
10 years ago
Ok so we will try again....
Ok so we will try again. Visited the doll on Sunday afternoon. Not a big crowd at all and the dancers were few and far between. Seems this place is having a hard time...
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intheair7
Florida
review
10 years ago
Ymmv So,...
Ymmv So, I made it to Houston dolls. Upon entry it definitely feels like my kind of club. Dark inside, with 2 stages and friendly girls. No one seems to...
ebonylvver
review
10 years ago
I'm in Houston for some work...
I'm in Houston for some work and decided to head out and scope out some strip clubs. Now, being a Florida native, I had often thought of Florida as the strip club state, and...
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Danny_Boy_80
Texas
review
10 years ago
The Dolls has been really hit...
The Dolls has been really hit and miss off late for me. i used to frequent this club before i found out about the church. i used to enjoy coming here and spending time...
survivor1984
review
10 years ago
I agree with previous reviews that...
I agree with previous reviews that this place is kind of a dive. Was on the way to the Church down the street but decided to stop by at this place as it...
ScythF7B7
Texas
review
10 years ago
This club is kind of like...
This club is kind of like a Dive bar. Sometimes you can go there and have a great time others well... You would have just done better by staying home. The place...
JackofTim
review
10 years ago
While in Houston stopped by the...
While in Houston stopped by the Doll to see how the action was. As always with this place, it's very dark on the inside, takes a few minutes for the eyes to adjust. No...
intheair7
Florida
review
10 years ago
I guess I showed up too...
I guess I showed up too early but there was almost no one in the club. Very few patrons and fewer dancers. One girl did sit down with me and she was very attractive...
aquadude
review
10 years ago
Decided to go to to this...
Decided to go to to this place I was area and kind of bored. 2 anted see what type of trouble I can get into. That remind this should be old post but decided...
robmoney21
review
10 years ago
Arrived around 11pm after several hours...
Arrived around 11pm after several hours down the road at St. James watch dancers sit around playing on their cell phones and hanging out at the bar. I'll not describe the club as...
Aurum
Ontario
review
10 years ago
Dropped by after flying in to...
Dropped by after flying in to IAH and checking into my nearby hotel. Easy enough to get to, close to the airport and I-45. Pulled into the parking lot, no spaces so stopped at valet,...
USinCA
Texas
review
10 years ago
I walked into this club after...
I walked into this club after a flight in from a business trip. There was nobody at the door, but a server took my 5 dollar entrance fee. My immediate impression was...
heyjock
review
10 years ago
Was visiting Houston and had time...
Was visiting Houston and had time to make a stop at a club before catching a flight. I did some research on this site and decided that Houston Dolls had the most potential for...
ryguy99
Texas
review
10 years ago
After dropping a respectable amount of...
After dropping a respectable amount of cash at St. James and having only a relatively lame time as a result, I moved onto Houston Dolls. I was supposed to meet a client there,...
SharpshooterSam
Houston, TX
review
10 years ago
This review is for about 3...
This review is for about 3 weeks ago. When I arrived there it was a Thursday evening and I was in the mood but pressed for time. There was still parking to be had...
jjmla
review
10 years ago
Houston Dolls was only 10 min...
Houston Dolls was only 10 min drive from my hotel so decided to give it a try. Showed my hotel key but still had to pay $5 for parking. Entry was free though. The...
flyingadream
New Jersey
review
10 years ago
Went there during the lunch hour...
Went there during the lunch hour as my first stop was too crowded and I was looking for a more laid back place. At lunch there is no parking fee and the cover...
ramjon
Texas
review
11 years ago
Went to Houston Dolls on Wednesday...
Went to Houston Dolls on Wednesday night. I did not have to pay for parking and got in free with a hotel key. Gotta like that entry price. Girls danced topless...
threeputt
review
11 years ago
$10 mandatory parking, $10 cover with...
$10 mandatory parking, $10 cover with no drink included. I guess the main page needs to be corrected to show all this. Private Dance is $20, but average contact. Overall poor experience since I sat there for...
yomaninusa