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I've written some longer reviews than this one, but I had to tell you that the gradual decline of Dangerous Curves is still in operation. The crowds are pathetically small and (several of)the girls are pathetically large. Several fine young ladies learned the biz at this place, and then migrated to other strip clubs which still permit customers to have fun. The management of Dangerous Curves has so intimidated the girls that only naive newcomers (not people who read this List)could possibly have a good time. Dangerous Curves is pathetically poorer than any club in Cedar Rapids, Des Moines, Fort Dodge, or Carroll. I stop by once in a while just to have a beer but I have completely given up on the girls except for G-rated stupid conversation. By the way, DC has a highly sophisticated closed circuit video camera system. They can see you when you are out on the sidewalk, when you're sipping a beer at the bar, and at least a half dozen other places including of course the VIP. They can't necessarily spot you putting your hand under a girl's thigh but if the MGR is watching the video when you do it, he might guess. And then you might get an unexpected visit from a bouncer. But it is highly unlikely the girl will let you put your hand under her thigh anyway: club rule says you may not touch the bikini bottom and the girls are so brainwashed they enforce the rule.

My visit last week was good but not as good as my last couple. I still ended up having a couple of great dances with a black dancer that made sure I left with a smile on my face. She also hinted that she might be willing to meet after closing time but I didn't check that out. I would like to see a better variety of dancers but for Ames, Iowa it's not bad. For no further than it is to drive the half hour to Des Moines it might be worth the trip there is always more excitement at a couple of the clubs in Des Moines.

THIS IS MY FIRST REVIEW. I paid a brief visit to dangerous curves. This is a bikini bar so the girls are not nude. Sarah was the best by far. (only three girls working)she is 19 and said she was a student. Paid the 20$ for a private lap dance. It was only for one song she did a nice job plenty of touching over the clothes, but have had better in other clubs. The best thing to do is stay at the stage and get the 1-2$ mini dance just as good but shorter and less $$

Boy, this is a strange place. Not awful, but pretty different. Visited on a week night around 9 pm. Looks like a neighborhood tavern; pool table, smoky, furniture in sad condition, bathroom that makes you think your hands would be cleaner if you didn't touch the faucet of the sink. Girls were so-so; many not very attractive, a couple of cuties; range from 4 to 7. Not much pressure. Only one girl came up to me for a while. Had a couple of VIP dances. No nudity, no hands under the clothes, and the top on the girl I was with was a multi-layer, double-reinforced rig. You could touch her top, but you didn't feel anything. However, grindage was good. After one dance with me sitting on the couch, she invited me to lie down. Then I felt like I was back in high school, dry-humping on the girlfriend's living room floor. I stopped before achieving happiness, because I didn't want to return to my hotel room with a big stain. (The restrooms are not only filthy but have no walls around the commode, so it's not a comfortable place to add a raincoat.) If you're in Ames, and you're a dedicated strip clubber, check it out. If there's a good game on the tube, stay in your hotel.

Dangerous Curves has taken a turn for the better! I am still suspicious of the place but I must tell you I have had three happy endings in the VIP lately so I have doubled my rating from last summer -- from 3 to 6. Also there is no question that some cute young chicks are currently working there. My experience last night and tonight pretty well matches what Pleasuregiveher said in his review. Don't expect to see ever any girl take off any clothes here -- it's not a strip bar, it's a bikini bar, and nothing ever comes off. But some of the girls really try to please, and among other things they will - while dancing on stage - come down, climb on your lap, grind on your cock, and let you cuddle their tits (through the bra, not inside the bra) for a measly dollar tip. I always give them more than that, cuz I think their stage-side lapdances are just about the best you could get anywhere. Here's a rundown on four cute chicks currently working. They are all young (20 to 24), small-to-medium natural breasts and slim trim bodies. They are: Sarah (also known as Sarah Tonen -- get it? Serotonin misspelled -- she works in a nursing home.) and comes here to augment her income. Fun to talk to, easy to look at. Summer -- ISU college student, brunette, very perky and super friendly. In my opinion, she is gorgeous. She also likes to kiss on the lips which is almost unheard of. So if you don't like to be kissed on the lips by a gorgeous 20 yo, avoid Summer. She was pretty darn friendly in the VIP -- made me feel a lot younger than I am. Summer knows how to give a great Private Dance. I am in lust with Summer. Raven -- She just started last Saturday - February 24. She had on the skimpiest outfit I've ever seen. And the bottom was single, not double layer of fabric, which I really appreciate. Sat on my lap and flirted a little at the bar and then gave me a great grind at the stage. I am really sorry I did not have time for a VIP with her. I would like to have checked out her attitude on that skimpy single bottom. She seemed like she might be a little open minded, but I have no proof. Chelsea -- she has jet black hair and does not seem to smile very much. Nice figure, but I can't really comment on her personality or lapdancing ability. All in all, Dangerous Curves seems like a little more fun place to hang out than it was last summer and fall. It's still too quiet IMHO but quiet isn't all bad. The really good news is that they have recently taken on some friendly, slim, attractive girls. Draft beer is $3, and a $3 cover charge kicks in at 7 pm, which is when the dancing usually starts. If you want to get a VIP the minimum cost per dance is $20 -- and they have to give $5 to the bartender. If you like your VIP experience I hope you'll give her a $5 or $10 tip. Enjoy -- and always remember: YMMV.

I stopped in last night to check the place out again. It had been quite a while. There were 7 dancers working. 1 - 3, 3 - 5's, 2 - 6's and 1 - 7. There seemed to be a lot of locals that the dancers were spending their time with. I was finally approached by a petite short haired blond with A cups. She came up and was hanging on me and kinda got my attention. I asked what was up with the private dances. She said $20 per song, "the kitty is mine but the rest is yours". I decided to give it a shot. I had seen her in the private area for multiple songs I figured she might be worth it. She directed me to her favorite couch and we started the dance. My hands could roam anywhere - almost. A few trips inside the bra top was not too discouraged. There was a lot of grindage. I opted for one more song and she asked me to lay down on the couch. She rode me for the whole song and made sure that I went away with a smile on my face. My little blond made the trip worth while but most everything else in the club would not be worth a trip. There is much better to be had in Des Moines but if you are stuck in Ames give it a shot.

Since my previous review whined about the hand-written hostile poster taped to the foyer wall, I will compliment Dangerous Curves for finally removing it. Probably removed because the bitch that wrote it quit. Even so I am dropping my rating yet again, to a 3, because the strict rules are being enforced more strictly than ever. They now have a closed-circuit TV to spy on the VIP area and the girls are more skittish than ever. Yesterday I had a VIP from Cali, a pretty but slightly overweight college girl. It was as much fun as sipping from a bucket of warm spit. Complete waste of time and money. Drive to Des Moines or Fort Dodge

Although I have already written five reviews on Dangerous Curves, here I go again because (a) it's hard for me to find excuses to get out of Ames to check out other places, and (b) the latest review was February and I know all you PLs of Central Iowa are dying for an update. A few preliminary facts -- girls normally start showing up soon after 5 pm, a $3 cover charge goes into effect at 7 pm, the private dances are $20, of which the girl must give $5 to MANAGEMENT, and the main action (such as it is) seems to be between 10 pm and 1 am. Remember of course that it isn't really a STRIP bar, it is a bikini bar. All the girls wear double bottoms and some wear double tops. Reluctantly I am dropping my rating from the 4 that I gave it last November, down to a 3 -- I feel it has gone downhill a bit. A few positive things to be said -- it is laidback, the beer is cheap (two full glasses for $3 until 7 pm), the girls are fairly friendly, and never overweight, the girls will play pool with you, they will sit on your lap sometimes at the bar and always at the stage, it is clean and moderately elegant (much nicer than its sister bikinibar in campustown) Alan - the owner - is a very nice guy, you are never hassled for drinks (either for yourself or the girls) or to buy private dances, and you never see silicone-enhanced tits. BUT ON THE DOWNSIDE -- the place just isn't a lot of fun to be in. With the exception of Renee, who I willingly give $5s and $10s (unsolicited) jes cuz she's so sweet sexy & friendly, the girls seem oblivious to the sensual aspect of their jobs. "No you can't touch there, oh you have to buy a private dance to do THAT, etc." As a further example of this negativity, there is a handwritten note in the foyer, written by one of the dancers, in both English and Spanish, telling us all the things that she doesn't like about us PLs and all the things we are not allowed to do or ask for. There is not a hint of irony, humor, or customer-interest in that note. Since that note was posted in the foyer, I feel that perhaps the other girls have read and re-read it (like I have) and have really taken it to heart. I read something similar to this note once in the entryway to Mons Venus in Tampa. Two big differences: (1) it was printed by THE MANAGEMENT as a regular commercial sign, and (2) you quickly learned a lot of the rules and regulations could be overlooked once cash was forthcoming. I wish it was that way at Dangerous Curves -- it used to be, but it isn't anymore. If the Ames LE reads this post, they will be happy. I'm pretty sure the unfavorable conditions are mainly to accomodate (and protect against) the Ames LE force. Bottom line -- if you like to see bare titties, like to see girls take off some or all of their clothes, or like to get some sensuous body contact, skip Dangerous Curves. Drive to either Fort Dodge or Des Moines. I hope to give you an update on the Des Moines scene before long. If cheap drinks, low-key atmosphere, and moderately attractive moderately friendly girls will satisfy your needs, then Dangerous Curves is your kinda place. Enjoy life and take care of yourself.

Went to club last nite, it was actually quite a bit better than last time I was there, It is still just a bikini bar which I don't think will ever change, but the girls were friendly. I went in back with one girl and had a good time even though the clothes stayed on. Some of the "regulars" were a littel differnet but they were not anoying.

i went there last friday and there were five dances. most of them were not bad. they were pretty young and at least two of them were really hot. there was no cover and beer is two bucks. each time i paid two bucks for dancing with dances. but i didnt ask for extra service so i don't know the price.

A agree with not being very impressed with this club. For my money, I would much rather make the trip to Des Moines and visit one of the GREAT Clubs there. All in all, I guess not bad for Ames, Iowa but not worth a long trip. I see in their ads that they are opening a new club in campus town. I am interested is seeing how that goes.

Went to Dangerous Curves one nite, I am afraid I was not very impressed. The girls were so, so and didn't seem very interested in talking to people. I sat at the bar for 1/2 hr and not a single one said a word to me. It is to bad that the city is so hard on these clubs. The ones Ames used to have not that long ago were a lot of fun.