I've written some longer reviews than...

I've written some longer reviews than this one, but I had to tell you that the gradual decline of Dangerous Curves is still in operation. The crowds are pathetically small and (several of)the girls are pathetically large. Several fine young ladies learned the biz at this place, and then migrated to other strip clubs which still permit customers to have fun. The management of Dangerous Curves has so intimidated the girls that only naive newcomers (not people who read this List)could possibly have a good time. Dangerous Curves is pathetically poorer than any club in Cedar Rapids, Des Moines, Fort Dodge, or Carroll. I stop by once in a while just to have a beer but I have completely given up on the girls except for G-rated stupid conversation. By the way, DC has a highly sophisticated closed circuit video camera system. They can see you when you are out on the sidewalk, when you're sipping a beer at the bar, and at least a half dozen other places including of course the VIP. They can't necessarily spot you putting your hand under a girl's thigh but if the MGR is watching the video when you do it, he might guess. And then you might get an unexpected visit from a bouncer. But it is highly unlikely the girl will let you put your hand under her thigh anyway: club rule says you may not touch the bikini bottom and the girls are so brainwashed they enforce the rule.