Club Paradox Reviews

I've been here a few times and it is a peep-show/jack-shaft. There aren't to many girls dancing, and if you go for the non-vip, the girls actually do keep bugging you (through a glass window) to go VIP.I was actually offered a BJ, but for $200 additional than the $200...

The place is a bit seedy but what you would expect. The person at the register was a pleasant enough woman, not the scary old guy that others mentioned. I choose the windowless show for $50. When I went to the room it turns out that they have installed a...

It is not the best club in Chicago but if you are in downtown for a conference or business trip and don't want to drive you can give this one a try.everything depends on the girl. Be open and negotiate.I don't understand why previous reviews talk so much about...

My lord,

What a dump. This is not a club it is an old time windowscreen view where the stage is on the other side of a glass. There is a $20 entry fee and a tip of $5 minimum for the dancers, but they will hit you up...

I came here because I have not been for 3 years. It is a "jack shack" unless you want to pay a large sum of money and have a show with bars inbetween you and the dancer, and you can mutually touch eachother. I did the regular show with the...

I wasn't sure what to expect from the reviews, but none of the strip clubs are close to the downtown area, and the ones that are closest don't open until late (see my other Chicago reviews), so I stopped by here to kill time. I'd say that monk's reviews...

Seedy peep show. When you go inside, you are meet by an older guy who takes your money. The ads in the newspaper advertise $20.00 for a 1/2 hour but he trys to get you to get the premium show. Not having any idea on what the...

This is not a gentleman's club. This is a peep show, jack shack, etc. In one room you can touch the girl, for a tip, and she will touch you back, for a tip. If this is the kind of place you are looking for, you have...

Had to check this " seedy place" out. Just like other reviewers said, this is a peep show. There are usually three girls working at a time. The old guy explained the options to me and I chose the one where there were only bars between me and the girl...

Just to clarify some of the previous reviews: this place is a jack-shack. The facility itself is a disgusting old building, although it is surrounded by swank restaurants just west of downtown Chicago. The dancers are the bottom rung, as you would expect from a place like...

I arrived here on Tuesday around 3 in the afternoon a few weeks back. I seemed to be the only customer in the dingey lobby. I gazed around a little bit and decided to pay the fee for the window show. After I paid, i was informed that there was...

This, one must admit, is a strange place, and I keep coming back when my favorite dances are on duty. Johanna is the one I really like. Cute, curvy, and a very good dancer, and for a not very large tip is happy to allow and provide two...

This is not a place where you can get lap dances. The place is definitely tawdry, but possibly interesting, depending on the girl. You have three options here. 20 bucks to stand in a small booth for about a half hour, while the girls take turns coming...

NOT A STRIP CLUB THIS IS A PEEP SHOW you stand in a small booth with 6 inches of glass between you and the girl and you feed her cash definately not worth what they require and yest i said require you to pay a toatl rip off I...

This Place is Scary! Im a college student looking to make some extra cash. I called and the guy was Super nice. So I stopped in and the place smelled like fish and feet. The place is a total joke. I wouldn't show my tits there if it was the...

This place is pathetic. Once you enter there is an old fat guy smoking behind a ticket booth. You have to pay to enter and you get to go into one of the booths to see a show. It is a standard peep show with the glass and the dollar...

Went to this club as part of my quest to check out the strip clubs in the chicago area. I heard mixed reviews about club paradox. The club is located in a dirty run down building. You walk in and there is a guy standing behind a...

I don't know if this really counts as a review since I didn't get past the guy behind the bullet-proof glass. I guess that's up to the founder.

I stopped in about 5:30pm on a Thursday. The guy behind the glass explained it's not a sit-down bar with drinks...

I can't stay away from this place. Again, I seem to have very different experiences than everyone else. Yes, it is a pretty depressing place, but the good thing is that, if you do the windowless show, you can touch a lot, and some of the girls are...

As the earlier posts indicate this is a strange place, essentially a peep show. You can cheaply watch the girl dancing from a small, enclosed booth and you drop in small tips, or you can go to a one on one enclosed booth where you are able to ask...

Ok Guys I'm gonna be straight STAY AWAY this place isn't a strip club it's a peep show you will will pay more here than anywhere in chicago they demand that you tip the girls just as much as you pay for the dance and most of them won't give...

This club is not in the greatest neighborhood. The atmosphere outside is dreary and kind of scary. Inside, things don't get much better. Few of the dancers were especially attractive and many had somewhat of an attitude. Got an uninspired lapdance that didn't do much for me and wasn't worth...

A very shady place. I didn't want to park my car in the dark alley and did hoping to find a nice reward. The inside was decrepited with pornos taped to the walls. The man at the booth was extremely creepy and the whole place was shady....

I had a very good time with China. I think this place depends entirely on the girl and what she is willing to offer. It can be pretty amazing. As I mentioned previously, it is a strange place and expensive for the windowless show but if you...

This is a strange and seedy place. There is a "main stage" that consists of about four private booths that allow the person in the booth to look through a plexiglass window at a woman stripping and dancing. Some are good and some are terrible. This costs...