I wasn't sure what to expect...

I wasn't sure what to expect from the reviews, but none of the strip clubs are close to the downtown area, and the ones that are closest don't open until late (see my other Chicago reviews), so I stopped by here to kill time. I'd say that monk's reviews below are the most accurate and useful, and striped7's come closest to my experience. It's an old, dirty building in an area that's going rapidly upscale. If you're from the East coast, you won't find the area at all scary, none of the closed in feeling of some clubs at the end of alleys or surrounded by boarded up buildings. I opted for the $75 option, the old guy at the counter didn't really explain what the other options were. He didn't really seem to care whether I paid or left. Anyway, two dancers were available. They had small pictures that weren't very clear. I chose Britney, who turned out to be a rather attractive, young woman with dark complexion: hispanic, maybe filipino? She stripped down and let me look and touch her leg, nothing else. Didn't want to talk much or keep up a conversation. Didn't look embarassed or excited, just modeling on the catwalk kind of disinterest. Not a bad experience, not really much of an experience at all. She asked for a tip to start, I asked what she expected, she said a hundred. So expensive for a non-experience, still worth doing if you've got the change just say you did. Well, didn't do much of anything, actually.