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review
14 years ago
I've been here a few times...
I've been here a few times and it is a peep-show/jack-shaft. There aren't to many girls dancing, and if you go for the non-vip, the girls actually do keep bugging you (through a glass...
maurader
review
15 years ago
The place is a bit seedy...
The place is a bit seedy but what you would expect. The person at the register was a pleasant enough woman, not the scary old guy that others mentioned. I choose the windowless show...
spongebob1010
review
15 years ago
It is not the best...
It is not the best club in Chicago but if you are in downtown for a conference or business trip and don't want to drive you can give this one a try.everything depends...
thebeast1881
review
15 years ago
My lord, What a dump. This...
My lord, What a dump. This is not a club it is an old time windowscreen view where the stage is on the other side of a glass. There is a $20 entry...
roadwarrior3000
review
16 years ago
I came here because I have...
I came here because I have not been for 3 years. It is a "jack shack" unless you want to pay a large sum of money and have a show with bars inbetween you...
bigboner007
review
16 years ago
I wasn't sure what to expect...
I wasn't sure what to expect from the reviews, but none of the strip clubs are close to the downtown area, and the ones that are closest don't open until late (see my other...
pdandel
Florida
review
16 years ago
Seedy peep show. When you...
Seedy peep show. When you go inside, you are meet by an older guy who takes your money. The ads in the newspaper advertise $20.00 for a 1/2 hour but he trys...
Westsidebilly
review
16 years ago
This is not a gentleman's club....
This is not a gentleman's club. This is a peep show, jack shack, etc. In one room you can touch the girl, for a tip, and she will touch you back, for...
monk
review
16 years ago
Had to check this " seedy...
Had to check this " seedy place" out. Just like other reviewers said, this is a peep show. There are usually three girls working at a time. The old guy explained the options to...
Hellooo Nurse
From Bali to Cali
review
16 years ago
Just to clarify some of the...
Just to clarify some of the previous reviews: this place is a jack-shack. The facility itself is a disgusting old building, although it is surrounded by swank restaurants just west of downtown...
jimhalsted
Ontario
review
16 years ago
I arrived here on Tuesday around...
I arrived here on Tuesday around 3 in the afternoon a few weeks back. I seemed to be the only customer in the dingey lobby. I gazed around a little bit and decided to...
bigboner007
review
16 years ago
This, one must admit, is a...
This, one must admit, is a strange place, and I keep coming back when my favorite dances are on duty. Johanna is the one I really like. Cute, curvy, and a very...
monk
review
17 years ago
This is not a place where...
This is not a place where you can get lap dances. The place is definitely tawdry, but possibly interesting, depending on the girl. You have three options here. 20 bucks to...
monk
review
17 years ago
NOT A STRIP CLUB THIS IS...
NOT A STRIP CLUB THIS IS A PEEP SHOW you stand in a small booth with 6 inches of glass between you and the girl and you feed her cash definately not worth what...
chidaddy69
Florida
review
17 years ago
This Place is Scary! Im a...
This Place is Scary! Im a college student looking to make some extra cash. I called and the guy was Super nice. So I stopped in and the place smelled like fish and feet....
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
17 years ago
This place is pathetic. Once you...
This place is pathetic. Once you enter there is an old fat guy smoking behind a ticket booth. You have to pay to enter and you get to go into one of the booths...
bigboner007
review
17 years ago
Went to this club as part...
Went to this club as part of my quest to check out the strip clubs in the chicago area. I heard mixed reviews about club paradox. The club is located in a...
striped7
review
18 years ago
I don't know if this really...
I don't know if this really counts as a review since I didn't get past the guy behind the bullet-proof glass. I guess that's up to the founder. I stopped in about 5:30pm on...
happylap
Michigan
review
19 years ago
I can't stay away from this...
I can't stay away from this place. Again, I seem to have very different experiences than everyone else. Yes, it is a pretty depressing place, but the good thing is that, if...
monk
review
19 years ago
As the earlier posts indicate this...
As the earlier posts indicate this is a strange place, essentially a peep show. You can cheaply watch the girl dancing from a small, enclosed booth and you drop in small tips, or...
monk
review
19 years ago
Ok Guys I'm gonna be straight...
Ok Guys I'm gonna be straight STAY AWAY this place isn't a strip club it's a peep show you will will pay more here than anywhere in chicago they demand that you tip the...
chidaddy69
Florida
review
19 years ago
This club is not in the...
This club is not in the greatest neighborhood. The atmosphere outside is dreary and kind of scary. Inside, things don't get much better. Few of the dancers were especially attractive and many had somewhat...
Ronalds449
review
19 years ago
A very shady place. I...
A very shady place. I didn't want to park my car in the dark alley and did hoping to find a nice reward. The inside was decrepited with pornos taped to the...
stripperpole
review
20 years ago
I had a very good time...
I had a very good time with China. I think this place depends entirely on the girl and what she is willing to offer. It can be pretty amazing. As I...
monk
review
20 years ago
This is a strange and seedy...
This is a strange and seedy place. There is a "main stage" that consists of about four private booths that allow the person in the booth to look through a plexiglass window at...
monk