Spearmint Rhino Reviews

On way back from Roger Waters concert decided to call into the Rhino see if much had changed since the last time. The club, the quality of dancers is about the same, there were some real beauties in there, some 9's and one 10. Mostly 7's or 8's though. Apart...

happened to be in the area for business and stopped in for a couple of dances.

was only 3 in the afternoon so the place wasn't too packed for a thursday afternoon.

had a couple of dances from two girls - all air. on the third i hit lucky with one...

It's been a year so I thought a good time to check on things. Not many changes at the door down to the bar. This wa the perfect weekend though, because it was the 10th anniversary, the atmosphere was festive and drinks prices were reasonable for a change (example $2...

This is what I would refer to as a commercial lap-dance club. The club had between 30 - 40 dancers. There is no entrance fee during the day which I consider to be a bonus. The girls will not typically approach you, you are expected to go up to them...

Went recently quite late on a saturday night after having dinner in the area, loads of girls mainly 7-8s and great atmosphere. i was with my girlfriend and i even managed to pursuade her to have a couple of dances too. shame there is no contact in the...

Brand name clubs never seem to be much alike (try Scores or Rick's in a few different cities to see what I mean). But this club seems pretty close in scale, number of hot girls and atmosphere to the Rhino in Vegas, even if, I'm guessing, they might have...

Firstly I must caveat this review with the fact that it has been about 18 months since I visited Spearmint Rhino in London. I can only reinforce what other reviewers have said aboud the aesthetics of the club - it is hedonistic opulence at its best. The club is downstairs...

This large club located downstairs has comfortable and plush furnishings and the dancers perform sequentially on a large central stage - although there were a few smaller stages that may be used when the place is crowded. I was there in early evening (just after work) and found...

Set right on the edge of town's center, this is a very nice club. It is large, well lit and comfortable. The music on this particular night was good. The ratio of dancers to customers was good and the ladies were very good looking. There was a nice mix of...

A big club at the top of Tottenham Court Road. Plenty of girls and room to play. Probably a victim of its own legend and notoriety in that it feels very commercial, a bit of a grown ups Disneyland. There is an absolute no touching rule and given the high...

One of the best clubs in london and similar in atmosphere to Rhino in Vegas, the big downside is there is NO touching whatsoever thanks to our prudish law makers. Like every club the world over the girls are pushy and can rip you off by saying they have given...

Spearmint Rhino is quite a large club, in the center of London. Quality of dancers varies, most of them are average, but nothing really very good looking (however nothing ugly neither).
Entrance is £15.

All the dancers are very pushy, 2 minutes after I arrived a dancer was already ready for a...

Don't bother going here in the daytime. I made this mistake, parted with my £10, and was greeted by an empty club (its the size of an aircraft hanger) and 2 girls. Why do they even bother opening ?

Evenings can be great, if expensive here, but the dances...

Not a lot to add to the reviews above. Spearmint is a great looking club and large for London. The girls are mainly good looking but pay high house fees so the hustle is non stop. In the early days there was a lot of contact in private dances but...

Went there with some friends recently for a 21st party. There were loads of beautiful women but thought the drink prices were rather expensive. Overall it was a good night and would definately return....

Perhaps I'm jaded by the clubs in the US, but this place is kind of like a Playboy magazine, very pretty, but without much substance.

The decor is top notch and the girls are very pretty. £15 to get in and £5 for a bottled beer is a bit steep...

One of the most killjoy of places. There is such potential, as the girls are very charming when they allow themselves to be. However, the security and rules make it one of the more antiseptic lap dance emporiums ever experienced. The experience isn't naughty or nasty, or dirty... or even...

The UK headquarters for the Rhino is a huge, plush place. However because of its notoriety, ithe club has to be seen to be beyond reproach - so the quality of dances you are going to get is not that high. Also, expect a very high security presence. If you...