In London, UK in early August...

In London, UK in early August and on my last night before flying out, a friend suggested we go to a club. I had seen the edifice during a walk along Tottenham Court Road a week earlier, so the Spearmint Rhino seemed to be a good choice.

Got there after dinner and a few drinks. Got the "instructions" from the guy at the door (security? Doorman? Hanger-on?):

"No touching the girls". First time I can recall being told that OUTSIDE the club. Or really by someone other than "the girls".