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review
19 years ago
I was extremely disappointed. Girls rated...
I was extremely disappointed. Girls rated 5-6. They added a VIP room. Get this......they want $200 for a half hour! One of the dancers tried to sell me...........I didn't just fall off the turnip...
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review
19 years ago
This club suffers because of its...
This club suffers because of its proximity to a certain place in Burlington (do your own homework). If not for that establishment, this joint would get raves. On a Saturday afternoon, about...
BadBob
Florida
review
19 years ago
Went recently on a Sunday afternoon...
Went recently on a Sunday afternoon and the place was dead. Only two dancers and less than a handful of customers. Couldn't really get much of an idea about this place but would not...
mcguff
review
19 years ago
Decided to revisit and see if...
Decided to revisit and see if anything had improved in the last few months. Unfortunately, the talent was as bad as my last visit here. The owner needs to invest some money in the...
wondering
review
20 years ago
stopped by recently on a...
stopped by recently on a Saturday afternoon. That's not a reliable time to go -- there were only a couple of dancers working at the time. The dances I was able to get...
Mr. Ed
review
20 years ago
Visited the cafe on Friday night...
Visited the cafe on Friday night with a buddy and was surprised at the crowd. Lots of people, including many couples, but the same number of girls so the pickins were...
sternfan70
review
20 years ago
At one point in time, this...
At one point in time, this was a great place to visit and have some fun. Based on a recent visit, I cannot recommend. Get some fresh talent, take some notes from THE PH, or...
wondering
review
20 years ago
stopped by again on a tues...
stopped by again on a tues afternoon, hoping that last time there was not the norm. it seems to be. girls were average at best. this club used to be...
heeres
Delaware
review
20 years ago
Stopped by the Erotic a couple...
Stopped by the Erotic a couple of weeks ago. First time there in a few months. This was an afternoon visit and there were all of 3 customers in the place. Probably had 5-6...
lexus300
review
20 years ago
A recent afternoon visit yeilded only...
A recent afternoon visit yeilded only 3 dancers . The schedule on the website was innaccurate.Girls danced 2 song sets and by the time they freshened up ,it was time to get back on...
clint
Florida
review
20 years ago
This place looks like most routine...
This place looks like most routine strip clubs, and is not much to look at inside. The difference is that the atmosphere is a bit more loose and if one goes there for...
DrRon
Florida
review
20 years ago
Hadn't been to Erotic Cafe for...
Hadn't been to Erotic Cafe for over a year, so I decided to stop in around 11pm on a Friday night. I have been to this club several times over the past 4 or...
sternfan70
review
20 years ago
boy this is a small space!...
boy this is a small space! 6 girls working on a mon nite around 10 pm. none real attractive in my book. very aggressive on the tips at the bar, and they expected...
grindfan
review
20 years ago
Went in with a buddy over...
Went in with a buddy over Christmas vacation. Boy howdy, I have to tell you, this place has taken a punch. I haven't been there for a couple of years, because I...
nero
Florida
review
20 years ago
went to the cafe for the...
went to the cafe for the first time in a long time. used to go regularly before it was a juice bar, and after the change over still stopped by often. was...
heeres
Delaware
review
20 years ago
I used to rate this club...
I used to rate this club a 9 but my favorite hot spot in jersey has become the playhouse in burlington. Don't get me wrong, erotic cafe is a great place. It's easy to...
BaltJax
review
20 years ago
I go here all of the...
I go here all of the time. It is one of the best "juice bar" strip clubs I have ever been to. It is small but not seedy. The quality of...
videophile1
review
20 years ago
Stopped by last Saturday. Paid the...
Stopped by last Saturday. Paid the $10 cover and got a coke. Should have driven on by.There were only 4 girls working and 2 should never get naked in public. The others were 5-6...
nid-28
review
20 years ago
This is a small club with...
This is a small club with a tiny stage centered on one side of a bar that mostly fills the room. The dancers range from OK to pretty damn hot. The stage...
AlvinLords
review
20 years ago
I think this place suffers because...
I think this place suffers because it is near the Playhouse in Burlington which is more expensive but you get so much more. The girls were pretty for the most part although there...
large
Florida
review
20 years ago
It has been a while since...
It has been a while since I stopped at the Erotic Review, so I figured I would have a look again when I was in the area on Tuesday. I stopped in early...
clubgoer
review
20 years ago
I've been coming to this place...
I've been coming to this place off and on for the last 25 years, long before it was a LD factory. Never had a bad time. The previous review shocks me. Visited...
redrocks
Missouri
review
20 years ago
Went on a Wednesday night, 8PM....
Went on a Wednesday night, 8PM. Three girls. Two were 3's at best (oversize in all the wrong places). Third was pretty hot. Got 3 dances but got charged for...
weaponx47
Ohio
review
20 years ago
I bumped my rating from 8.5...
I bumped my rating from 8.5 to 10 because this club has to compete with a tuscl top five, Playhouse. My 4th visit was pretty good. Weekday 9 pm or so. I was approached...
SQUID
review
20 years ago
I stopped by last week since...
I stopped by last week since I had not been in for a few months. I have been spending most of my time up the road at The PlayHouse. Place is still the same,...
chipe
East Coast YMMV

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