Erotic Cafe Reviews

I was extremely disappointed. Girls rated 5-6. They added a VIP room. Get this......they want $200 for a half hour! One of the dancers tried to sell me...........I didn't just fall off the turnip truck you know!!!!!!!! Positives were a nice waitress and tv....

This club suffers because of its proximity to a certain place in Burlington (do your own homework). If not for that establishment, this joint would get raves. On a Saturday afternoon, about 5 dancers, from 7s to 9s, with 10 partons. The LDs do what LDs are...

Went recently on a Sunday afternoon and the place was dead. Only two dancers and less than a handful of customers. Couldn't really get much of an idea about this place but would not go back on a sunday afternoon......

Decided to revisit and see if anything had improved in the last few months. Unfortunately, the talent was as bad as my last visit here. The owner needs to invest some money in the building and in attracting some new YOUNGER dancers. With the PH only 20 minutes away, I...

stopped by recently on a Saturday afternoon. That's not a reliable time to go -- there were only a couple of dancers working at the time.

The dances I was able to get were OK, but they were a bit rushed -- pressure to get back to the stage...

Visited the cafe on Friday night with a buddy and was surprised at the crowd. Lots of people, including many couples, but the same number of girls so the pickins were slim. Saw 2 dancers I had not see before who were nice looking,...

At one point in time, this was a great place to visit and
have some fun. Based on a recent visit, I cannot recommend.
Get some fresh talent, take some notes from THE PH, or
hang it up....

stopped by again on a tues afternoon, hoping that last time there was not the norm. it seems to be. girls were average at best. this club used to be a great place to stop at. i will give it one more chance, maybe...

Stopped by the Erotic a couple of weeks ago. First time there in a few months. This was an afternoon visit and there were all of 3 customers in the place. Probably had 5-6 dancers working. The usual suspects were there. I was told that a long time DJ was...

A recent afternoon visit yeilded only 3 dancers . The schedule on the website was innaccurate.Girls danced 2 song sets and by the time they freshened up ,it was time to get back on stage.I noticed that those lucky enough to get dances were limited to 2 dances because they...

This place looks like most routine strip clubs, and is not much to look at inside. The difference is that the atmosphere is a bit more loose and if one goes there for erotic satisfaction, it fits the bill perfectly. I was there on a mid-to-late weekday afternoon...

Hadn't been to Erotic Cafe for over a year, so I decided to stop in around 11pm on a Friday night. I have been to this club several times over the past 4 or 5 years, and I am still amazed that most of the same dancers are still working...

boy this is a small space! 6 girls working on a mon nite around 10 pm. none real attractive in my book. very aggressive on the tips at the bar, and they expected $2 not $1. 2 drink minimum (cokes) at $10 per = $20 door charge....

Went in with a buddy over Christmas vacation. Boy howdy, I have to tell you, this place has taken a punch. I haven't been there for a couple of years, because I have been going to the Playhouse. Went for old time sake. They have the...

went to the cafe for the first time in a long time. used to go regularly before it was a juice bar, and after the change over still stopped by often. was there on monday, dec 20 about 2pm. after going to the playhouse(which was busy), thinking...

I used to rate this club a 9 but my favorite hot spot in jersey has become the playhouse in burlington. Don't get me wrong, erotic cafe is a great place. It's easy to find and ok parking. The inside is a little small but you can think of it...

I go here all of the time. It is one of the best "juice bar" strip clubs I have ever been to. It is small but not seedy. The quality of girls is generally high, and there are always at least a few stunningly beautiful ones each...

Stopped by last Saturday. Paid the $10 cover and got a coke. Should have driven on by.There were only 4 girls working and 2 should never get naked in public. The others were 5-6 at best. 0 energy. So-so stage dances and when they came around for their tips, there...

This is a small club with a tiny stage centered on one side of a bar that mostly fills the room. The dancers range from OK to pretty damn hot. The stage shows are, at best, moderately good; not particularly energetic, just a girl doing what she has...

I think this place suffers because it is near the Playhouse in Burlington which is more expensive but you get so much more. The girls were pretty for the most part although there did seem to be an inordinate number of bottle blondes and overweight dancers. The dances...

It has been a while since I stopped at the Erotic Review, so I figured I would have a look again when I was in the area on Tuesday. I stopped in early in the day around 3:00, and there were three girls at that time. The girls...

I've been coming to this place off and on for the last 25 years, long before it was a LD factory. Never had a bad time. The previous review shocks me. Visited on a recent Thurs afternoon, 6 or 7 girls on shift ranging from 3-8. One...

Went on a Wednesday night, 8PM. Three girls. Two were 3's at best (oversize in all the wrong places). Third was pretty hot. Got 3 dances but got charged for 5. When I questioned the count got a bunch of grief.

Would not go back again....

I bumped my rating from 8.5 to 10 because this club has to compete with a tuscl top five, Playhouse.

My 4th visit was pretty good. Weekday 9 pm or so. I was approached by a lot of dancers for tips very quickly. That gets old and expensive pretty quick....

I stopped by last week since I had not been in for a few months. I have been spending most of my time up the road at The PlayHouse. Place is still the same, $10 cover and $20 laps. Girls were about 5-8 and there were about 12 dancing that...