Erotic Cafe Reviews

This is a club that I usually don't get to very often. I've enjoyed it in the past although it is very small and usually does not have many dancers at any one given time. This time was no different.
Like any club the dancers ranged from shouldn't be...

Consider this a preliminary review, since I didn't make it to the VIP room on my initial visit, which came late on a Thursday night when the girls were busy with regulars and I was short on cash.

The part about regulars is key to my first impression....

This place sets the standard by which all other strip clubs should be judged. TEC blows the competition (anywhere) away in terms of value for the money. Don't be afraid of the dark motel parking lot, small size, or long trip to Cinnaminson, NJ. Bring your own...

This is a good high milage club, yes its some what of a dump, the quality of the girls ranges from 5 to7 and an occasional 8. But the counch dances are excellent. Had a nice dance form a Latino named Raquel. I would rate here appearance and...

Visited here late Wednesday night/early Thursday morning. Had 3 enjoyable dances with Ivy. Laid back atmosphere, and reasonably priced. The $10 cover includes 2 free drinks, and $20 lap dances are a bargain. ...

We'd like to respond to a few recent reviews of this place. First to TUSCL12345 - we agree this place is small, somewhat of a dump, and the talent is uneven. But name an inexpensive place in the Northeast where this isn't true? Guys, if your idea...

SKANK! Run, do not walk, from this crap hole! Been there twice, one night, one day. Day shift consisted of 4 girls, each fatter and uglier than the next. I actually had to turn my head away from one fat dancer whose presence on stage was equivalent to "thinking of...

I go to this club once in a while, and the talent is very hit or miss. The club's interior is very cramped with a very small stage that you rarely tip, and a lots of tight seating, where girls walk by for tips. On friday night I got 2...

Visited on thurs nite about 10:30, cover charge is 10 BYOB. Wait for about 30 min to see any decend dancer. Only 4 to 6 dancer in the whole place. I prefer to go the the Playhouse about 15 min north of Rt 130...

After reading FONDL's review(6-27-03), I had to see Courtney. FONDL called her "..the most attractive dancer we have ever encountered anywhere.."

I arrived in the early afternoon and waited for Courtney to come out. I immediately approached her as I was determined to be the first to get a lap...

Visited this club for the second time several weeks back (don't know why I waited so long!). Starting time was kind of slow, but things picked up by 2 in the afternoon. Dancers were decent and personable; nice laid back atmosphere. Decided on a dance from a...

This place is smaller than I imagined. But the price/mileage, is better than Baltimore's Players Club, and it doesn't have the hussle of the Block. it was near closing time, and I availed myself to a lean, bespectacled gal by the name of O-. She was a very pleasant and...

You'll be hard-pressed to find a higher mileage club in the state of NJ (except for the Playhouse and maybe Go-Go-Rama). From what I saw, all of the girls are very friendly and definitely encourage two-way contact. One downside of this place: on busy nights after about 10 PM, most...

Was there on Tuesday night. The club was dead. Dancers range from 5-7. This is still a good club for mileage during LD. Dancers walk around after getting off stage and do mini laps for $1. Pick the most one that gives you the best mini lap and enjoy. Touching...

Went on a Wednesday afternoon around 6. Saw Bella, Ciena, Sassy, and Cheri. Bella was a thin, dark, pretty girl. After she danced, she offered a lap but then never came back from circling the room. I probably should have gone after her.

Settled on a dance...

I stopped by recently. This place is good, but I think some of the reviews give it more credit then it earns. Girls were definitely frisky, but cautious. I'd like to give it 2 or 3 more tries. Maybe because Thurday night was a little busy. I'd suggest trying it...

What the Erotic Cafe lacks in ambience, the dancers make up in enthusiasm. The Club is very much hole-in-the-wall, and the tables and chairs are lined up against the wall. In addition, it's pretty darned hard to find, since it sits in the parking lot of a motel,...

General Impressions about the Club
-Club rates 9 out of 10.
-I visited during an early Friday afternoon.
-A small club, but not as small as I had expected from the previous reviews.
-Dancers varied from 5 to 9 - Unremarkable talent.
-Very good laps available here.

Overall Dancer...

I drive by this club every nite on my way home from work. There are usually several cars in the lot but it is far from full. No alcohol but you can bring your own beer. $10 gets you 2 drinks. I am surprised that this...

I am giving this a high rating based on past experiences, however although I stopped here last night, I did not sample the goods. The bouncer informed us when we got there (about 1:15?) that most of the dancers would be leaving after the next song.. leaving just ONE dancer......

Went to the Erotic cafe on a Friday afternoon and was disappointed with the lack of talent. Only a few girls working (unlike Playhouse), so there were time where there was nobody on stage if a girl was hung up dancing in back. I have loved...