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Do you like, love, hate, or are indifferent to when a stripper sits in your lap?

I like it. Usually it means her lapdances will be pretty good.

When the ATF and I are out there is no way to even begin to deny our situation. Other couples look at us, the women seem offended, the men look jealous. I don't…

A ho will fuck anybody, a bitch will fuck anybody but you.

I'm really way past due for a road trip to the mountains to clear my head. I've considered inviting:

a- the ATF who is loads of fun, but her moodiness is depressing and she's unreliable…

Not trying to knock her, but when you see her walking doesn't she seem grandmotherly/old and a bit frail - imagine 4 or even 8 years from now (assuming she would be re-elected as sitting

Walk into the club with your dick out...

See if anyone notices...

Hillary would crack up after 6 months, and Trump would be assassinated by a Mexican drug cartel....

Rate the minimum to be considered a fave/regular as well as your ATF in the following categories from 1-10

Looks
Personality
Mileage

Consideration for reg status: Looks=8 Personality=4 and Mileage=6 with the latter two the minimum but combined at…

Title says it all.

yahoo.com I remember her from Desperate Housewives. She got me going then and I'd still do her. Would you guys and gals mix it up with this babe ?

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I just spent a few hours drinking to much. One of the dancers had, no shit a machine gun Tatooed on her ass that went from her ass up to the fifth rib. Also had…

I don't. I can't concentrate on pleasuring her at the same time she is doing me. Plus in that position my nose winds up next to her ass hole. :)

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Rap battle this homeless homosexual bitch

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P. Emerson is going homeless while jax stax is banking his bonus

Yes that's me on the free style rap as Jay Stax

Also

On pervert row if your really slinging singles your a fagget…

So as some may know Hastings are going out of business and I decided to get some movies that appealed my interest just a little for $1.50 each! Anyway, I bought The Casino Job…

Some of you are married some are not. Some openly admit you're married to strippers some do not.

What are some things in your personal life that you hide from strippers, and things that you…

ORLANDO, Fla. - A man leaving an Orange County strip club fell out of his pickup truck, which ran over his leg before crashing into a nearby home and injuring a woman, the Florida Highway…

Four new articles have been posted, including the eagerly anticipated "My OTC Career, Part 3: Nearly Perfect Boy-Girl Sleepovers" by yours truly :)

!Papi sigue durmiendo esta mañana!

Admin , I don't want be juice , I want to write fake ass reviews with only one handle, even if it's loo long (lol). How do I change my username without signing up again?

Juice…

MJ just pointed out to me that I sometimes speak and write in the real (i.e. non-strip club) world using words and phrases that I learned from strippers. For example, I just used in…

Who are the people, historically speaking, that have had the biggest conflicts on tuscl? Obviously the biggest is Dougster's hatred of Ricky boy, which to his credit Dougster eventually found a way to continue…

Sadly, Pete Burns of "Dead Or Alive" has died.

Larry couldn't ever decide if he wanted to fuck Pete, or be fucked by Pete.