I had heard about this from someone at work tonight, and I assumed it was just local, but I just think this is weird: Court Date Set in Spanking Strippers Case LITTLE ROCK (AP) - A Sept. 15 court date was set…

I will be in Toronto later this month, and would like to know what my options are. Naturally, I saw the 24 clubs listed for Toronto, and Brass Rail and For Your Eyes seeem to be top rated clubs, but…

While reading reviews, I often see comments about Feature Dancers. I've seen maybe three or four, in my time. I've yet to see anything to write home about. Seems mostly an opportunity to sell pictures and such. Any others with…

A comment on another topic made me think of this. I've had a few LDs that literally hurt. Too much grinding. Too Hard. Too Fast. Have you ever had to stop a girl in mid-dance and get her to change techniques?…

There is a dancer at my favorite club that I see almost every time I'm there. She used to ask me for dances telling me "They call me the tool girl-wanta see why?" I tried dances from her many moons…

I just read a review of a club (Kenny Mays in Hammond, IN) by our own bestoftmz. It told me all that I needed to know in just two lines: "If you are out walking your dog, you may want…

This topic may be a little strange, but I'm just curious. Of the last 4 strippers who've been kindly enough to sleep with me (OTC), three of them had one thing in common: I pull down their jeans,…

I guess we are really here to talk about strip clubs and not each other, so in this spirit I like to ask everyone to share what they think the perfect LD is (FS and low prices don't count, they…

Any strippers out there who REFUSE to see customers OUTSIDE THE CLUB who tell the customers it is because they are AFRAID OF STALKERS when the REAL reason is that the stripper is NOT INTERESTED in spending time with a…

Has anyone ever ASKED a stripper if any members of her FAMILY are CRIMINALS? Do you think that it might be useful to ASK this question if you are looking for a FRIENDSHIP and/or RELATIONSHIP with a stripper?

Any customer out there who considers a particular stripper to be his FRIEND if the stripper REFUSES to tell her REAL NAME and PHONE NUMBER and REFUSES to see you OUTSIDE THE CLUB for FREE? If so, WHY??????…

To see you old farts get so upset here. You should all chill out, relax, go down to your local SC and pay some young women for phony affection. You'll feel much better, really.

A knee jerk criticism of my posts here is that I make up "bogus statistics". Now since many of you seem a bit slow here and/or humor impaired let me spell this out for you: When I say "x% fo strippers have…

Interestingly enough, I have seen guys come in from hard-working jobs, soiled and sweaty, and have very little to no problem getting personal lap dances. This weekend, however, there were several comments made about an older customer's smell. The dancers…

A post on another topic about southern efficiency and northern charm reminded me of an old joke. In Heaven: The…

...that the only real difference between DavidS and RL is a daily dose of Haldol? Sorry, just had to ask.

Ladies, please don't take any offense because none is intended. I just wanted to share something that happened to me some time ago. There was this very attractive dancer who I got to know quite well and really…

Ok, it took me a while but I finally figured it out: What strippers mean (perhaps 98.7% of the time) when they say you are their friend is literal "you are my regular customer". Apparently this is a running joke (at…

I've heard lots of great quotes from some fine strippers ITC over the years. Some hot, some hilarious. It's hard to choose a favorite, but this one from last week ranks pretty high.... "Baby I get off at 2am...how…

I'm just wondering if anyone is surprised when you keep encountering strippers and they claim they remember you from years ago. I can't usually remember anything about them including their face but they remember me years later. One…

There have actually been posts on various websites by strip club CUSTOMERS who are UPSET because they are EASILY able to PAY for SEXUAL SERVICES in strip clubs. Some reasonable folks may think - WHAT THE FUCK is wrong…

OK, here's a pet peeve of mine. Almost every time I'm out with friends at a regular bar when we're spending money the bartender will often comp a round or buy a round of shooters or something. We…

Davids and I are from Seattle, and there's lots of evidence that RL might be as well. Why I don't quite share their views, I definately lean more in their direction that a lot of other people on this…

OK, this was fun, but rediculous. I was at Piny Pony in Atlanta this week....sitting at the bar watching the girls, having some drinks, chatting with a few dancers. While doing so, I strike up conversation with a guy sitting…

Here is something I've wondered about for a while. In the DC clubs a lot of the tipping is offstage after the dancer gets down. Some guys aren't into everyone watching them get an eyefull an inch from…