When I head out for a strip club I do try to clean up. I wear a button down shirt so the girls can play with the buttons. I pull on loose, thin, soft slacks to make their grind easier and better felt. But underneath the slacks I have tried soft cotton "boxer briefs" to hold things in the right place, silk boxers for the minimum of material in the way, but finally I just decided commando was my style. Whqt's yours? Why?
I think it is impolite and shows a certain amount of disrespect to the dancer to wear clothing that "gets in the way". She wants to show you a GREAT time so you will do more dances and pay her more. If you club doesn't allow "exploration", switch clubs. If all the clubs in town don't allow "fun", move to a different town. No matter what, always go commando; just so you know you tried.
Commando, unless it gets cold around here ... in which case I seriously consider not going at all.
I have special "karate" pants with snap buttons and a khaki-like feel to them. All she has to do is untie the string holding up me pants and pull. Although I sometimes save them the trouble.
I too usually wear a long buttoned shirt to hide my unforgivable wetness, but one day I hope to say "Fuck it, I don't care who knows I did it" and just where a t-shirt or something. And not wipe up after myself. Yes, I'll promptly leave the VIP and just take a seat, wet and smelly as can be.
I remember maybe 10 years ago, before I participated in lap dances, reading a review of Tropical Lei where they mentioned they had an "underwear check" at admission. No underwear, no admission. The 411 on the workaround was to debrief and discard in the mens room. At the time I couldn't understand why someone would not want to wear underwear. I tried various options and quickly concluded commando works best for me. Ussually wear a softer pair of pants or shorts.
I've never actually "planned" to go to a club - it's more a thing of convenience for me, or even to wait out traffic.
And since I wear boxers, boxers it is. It's not really an issue for me because if I'm hooking up with a dancer, it's not in the club... I'm sorry, there is no way in Hell I'm going to fuck some chick on a VIP room couch - that's just nasty.
Also, I want to actually see her taking a shower before the deed - not very interested in swapping spit with some unknown guy(s) by pussy or nipple proxy. What can I say, I'm picky ;)
Stretch boxers under stretch leisure trousers with velcro or single button fly; sports coat to hide when walking near security. Boner shows, attracts attention, gets grabbed.
Oh, is this question about GOING TO A CLUB? Well, then ... major preparation. Depends on the girl I'm planning to be with, what level of experience I know or suspect I'll be getting, etc. etc.. I've been known to be commando under elastic-waistband-sweatpants for easy access when I expect hand roaming under the waistband; I've been known to be wearing silk boxers for nice smooth feeling when I expect high-friction lappers but no hanky-panky; I've been known to pre-load a condom with lubricant on the inside and wear it when I expect to try to get off by means of lapper grindage alone; I've been known to ... oh you get the picture.
Frilly girly panties.
But commando is good too.
It depends on the dancer I'm seeing that evening - some really get heated up over pretty panties, while others prefer to go right for the goods, with no obstacles in the way.
I have recently gone to slightly oversized briefs. I find I can unzip, pull them to the side and have the effects of commando without the minor irritations of white spots and tenet making. If I am an unknown club i may just unzip and see what happens.
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I have special "karate" pants with snap buttons and a khaki-like feel to them. All she has to do is untie the string holding up me pants and pull. Although I sometimes save them the trouble.
I too usually wear a long buttoned shirt to hide my unforgivable wetness, but one day I hope to say "Fuck it, I don't care who knows I did it" and just where a t-shirt or something. And not wipe up after myself. Yes, I'll promptly leave the VIP and just take a seat, wet and smelly as can be.
hate that dangly feeling ...
I remember maybe 10 years ago, before I participated in lap dances, reading a review of Tropical Lei where they mentioned they had an "underwear check" at admission. No underwear, no admission. The 411 on the workaround was to debrief and discard in the mens room. At the time I couldn't understand why someone would not want to wear underwear. I tried various options and quickly concluded commando works best for me. Ussually wear a softer pair of pants or shorts.
Most girls seem to like it too.
And since I wear boxers, boxers it is. It's not really an issue for me because if I'm hooking up with a dancer, it's not in the club... I'm sorry, there is no way in Hell I'm going to fuck some chick on a VIP room couch - that's just nasty.
Also, I want to actually see her taking a shower before the deed - not very interested in swapping spit with some unknown guy(s) by pussy or nipple proxy. What can I say, I'm picky ;)
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from now on its ,commando or fail!
But commando is good too.
It depends on the dancer I'm seeing that evening - some really get heated up over pretty panties, while others prefer to go right for the goods, with no obstacles in the way.
In any case, the big issues is never wear a belt!