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Never “loan” money you expect to get back. When it comes to a dancer, you never will
I wouldn't loan money to Jesus.
Wire me 10k and report your findings in 6 months
I admit I did once. It was at a club I was regular at, and we knew each other well. I typically got dances from her. One night she asked for a $100 loan, and she would repay me back with twice as many dances my next time in. And she did. A win-win, of sorts.
And even though the dollar amount was low, it was silly of me to do that. Sets a precedent. I do not recommend.
Just douse it in lighter fluid and stick a match to it. Bonus points if you shove it up your ass.
💃' 👽__~~~ she can pre re pay with extras $
Never loaned money to a stripper; made that mistake loaning to a co-worker another co-worker referred to as "the town whore." Huge mistake. Got some of that money back, but not all of it. And considering it was almost 30 years ago, I very much doubt I'll see it ever again.
Hell, she could've lived up to that "town whore" rep, but she "never saw me that way." Such a nice way of saying that she saw me as a loser permanently exiled to the Friendship Zone.
@PhantomGeek I think there's some unique dynamics involved when you loan a chick money while also having the goal to get into her pants (for free). Given the custom that it's reasonable for women to expect gifts from men who want to put the pig in their blanket. A fish doesn't feel dishonest if it can nibble the worn off without getting hooked.
@ilbbaicnl Another part of that particular loan dynamic was that she was allegedly knocked up by a guy we worked with. For three months after that news came out, he was crying that he was still a virgin. Well after the birth, the rumor changed to she didn't know who the father of the third kid was.
Hell, I graduated from college that May and was supposed to move on to Minneapolis, but my conscience couldn't let me leave her alone, pregnant, and a mother to two other kids, one four years old, the other three (or were they three and two?). I felt like such a soft-hearted mark, and still do.
@PhantomGeek The alternative plot line was to pay for an abortion, instead of lending her broke ass money.
@ilbbaicnl Or to have just gone on living my life instead of bailing her out because of her irresponsibility.
Loaned one $5K, my first OTC. She eventually paid it all back, but it took much longer than she had promised (in a signed agreement). Loaned another a few hundred. She seemed to feel a bit oppressed that I wanted her to pay it back, but she did.
I've actually had better luck loaning money to strippers than relatives. @Miami and @nicespice, do you only welch on loans from your relatives?
@ilbbaicnl I was a spoiled brat growing up. Daddy gave me everything. Now I just have new daddies spoiling me 😩
@ilbbaicnl I am glad it worked out.
At one club I frequented, rumor was a stripper had skipped out on her boob job loan. She figured a repo was unlikely.
@ilbbaicnl ... I loaned a stripper girl 3500 bucks to get a boob job after her car accident that left her with a bee sting on one side and a cup on the other side. She got some double D's. She paid some of it back. But eventually skipped out on the rest. Still owes me a couple grand.
@Jascoi If it was a TJ stripper then Jascoi wins the thread by a mile.
@Jascoi have you tried to have her pay you back in BBBJ’s?
@ilbbaicnl Oh geez, let's hope.
@PhantomGeek... bareback blowjobs was definitely part of the payment. As was bareback sex. And no it was not in tijuana.
I would loan money to King David, maybe
Solomon, no, he would bring me half Moses would give it back in 40 years I don’t have that time
In my experience, it is NOT a LOAN, it is a gift. And you should totally treat it as such. Do NOT expect to get it (or anything else for that matter) back. There is no quid pro quo. Full stop.
Im amazed yall still respond to this troll
@Alternative_carry657 We can maybe give him positive reinforcement for posts like this one that are not at all butthole-related.
💃~ 👄 ' 💗' ' ' ' ` "strippers with heart will $ cover you if you give her extra money, rather it be extras at da' club or otc ~ I wouldn't give her extra money unless she has the special heart to cover me" ✓ "If she does not have heart, you are at risk"
Don’t do it. Consider the money gone, and then what do you get?
@morone99 An empty wallet and blue balls?
@PhantomGeek yes 100
Shakespeare did not consider this to be stripper-specific:
It sounds like an ok idea.
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