I asked my wife, which direction the sun rises and sets. She didn't know.....
Our daughter jokes, she got the brains from me, she graduated UCF
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I asked my wife, which direction the sun rises and sets. She didn't know.....
Our daughter jokes, she got the brains from me, she graduated UCF
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I came home to her bouncing on a huge cock.
Packed my bags and left. Fuck that lazy cunt
Duuude you've only ever written ONE review. If you can't get it up on TUSCL, not getting it up is probably the real reason you're divorced.
@ilbbaicnl me? I book strippers for a living. I know how to talk to them., strip clubs were great when i was younger, hooking up with dancers, waitresses. Going to after hour parties with dancers.
@Meshuggah So you were fun when you were young, and now you're old and divorced. Dang, how could I even make a guess why that happened?
@ilbbaicnl I go to strip clubs. I’m either on mdma or drunk so no reviews. I go the cheetah with my buddy G
@Meshuggah If you're not going to remember anyway, why not just do substances at home?
@ilbbaicnl I don't go to strip clubs alone. My friends want to go, my buddy has 1 girl he really likes at the cheetah he likes, I'll go with him and drink. I'm not worried about a review. I don't buy dances. I'll buy drinks for dancers, I'll tip them well on stage. I don't want a dance. My cheetah review? ok arrived, asked for Dennis, floor man, got in free tipped him $20... (same a cover) sat on right near bathrooms, approached by some cubans, my friend knows a druggy looking white girl, he got 3 dances for $75, i tell him get $10 at table, he likes privacy, he will get VIP, rather OTC. after he is done. Pay the tab. leave. there's review 2,
@Meshuggah Your wife doesn't sound any dumber than your friend, so why not stay with her?
@ilbbaicnl he knows what he wants
I decided to leave my wife when I was thirty because I wanted to focus on my health more. She had bad health habits like eating a poor diet, smoking cigarettes and not exercising and I did not think I could get her to join me in following a healthier lifestyle. It turned out to be a good choice because, while she was pretty when I met her, she did not age well.
Some of my stripper regulars eat junk food, smoke cigarettes, use drugs and drink excessive amounts of alcohol. Since I do not live with them, they are not influencing me to act the same way. I do not become involved in the lives of the girls I meet in a strip club outside of the strip club in any way.
Although I have never been divorced and am still with the wonderful woman I started dating almost 37 years ago (married 30+), I know a little bit about it as my last time in divorce court was 47 minutes ago. The number one reason people get divorced is the same reason all your houseplants died when you went overseas for a month and forgot to ask someone to tend to them: simple neglect. By the time the "defining event" occurs, the marriage was already dead. Free hint: The exact same conduct that won her, works to keep her.
Free hint: The exact same conduct that won [him], works to keep [him]. How many marriages fail because the wife became frozen from the waist down after the honeymoon, and the man had to turn else where to fulfill his desires? Why are brides always smiling? Because she knows she's just given her last blow job.
Fortunately, I'm 18 years in and have none of those problems.
I came home to her fucking a maraca band; she was being fucked silly - never a marry a nymphomanic - cause sooner or later you come home to the maniac
@rawhide2 you are suppose to hook up with nymphos and nothing serious.
Divorce sucks.
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