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I’m on some shit I call the Blue Whale Challenge

uncutgem69

Certified ROB as some may say

3 hrs ago · 3 min read

It was a bad night for mostly everyone working Wednesday night. There were no customers. The younger dance tracker who only works there 2 days a week was participating in some petty shit (he’s known for being in your business because he’s bored) and all I did was tell him “You have chismosavirus. bad.” which was said humorously. I literally used the word “ChismosaVirus”. Yet he went off on me about that comment lol. One thing he said was “It’s not like you make any numbers here” Rigghhhhhtt…. Riiiiiightt… You work the worst days too and you’re on min wage and we don’t tip your ass because most of the time we don’t get that many customers those days lmao. Try insulting my hustle when you see me on a better day.

I door-vultured a man last night because it was midnight and we again had 0 paying customers. I don’t like doing that, I know yall think it’s annoying usually, but he looked like someone I’d get along with. What do you know! We ended up spending 30 minutes just talking on the main floor before it turned into 2 hours. Again, mostly just talking. 3/4 of it I was clothed too because he was a tailor that specializes in Edwardian style gowns and he liked my vintage Fredericks corset and general aesthetic.. $500 30min VIP Thursday special then a $1.2k hour VIP in the hour room that had cobwebs in it if that says how many people use that room. That’s $2k he spent since I got a $200 tip and I was the top earner for the first time in a while. Sadly when I checked out it, what I got from the rooms was somewhere around $650 because I came after 9. My bad OG. I tipped the dj and bartender all $8 of 1s split because I went on stage Once lol. I took home around $850. Eh can’t complain it was enjoyable. I love getting to bond with customers. Community is everything to me.

I’m not competitive but I already knew when I got out of the rooms I was gonna get side eyed by a specific sKKKripper who has mad OCD about numbers and will make kind of racially motivated remarks behind your back about your body (did this to the other Asian girl here saying she had no ass or titties) if you simply make more money than her or even make money at all. She’s usually the top earner too. Sorry I wasn’t blessed with the PAWG gene I guess? That clearly is not what every man is looking for. Stripper greed kinda eats at you after a bit I will say, so I get it but you don’t have to pick on our ethnically induced body features lol. I’m usually happy for my coworkers if they are getting their bag because doing that in a club this slow is pretty rough. We mostly all cheer when a girl gets rained on by a guy on stage.

I been in this junt every day this week. I think my next day I’m able to stay off is next Wednesday. I’m addicted to the gamble just as much as the whale PLs are. We got the same mental illness. Ima keep spinning tho. I’m like the Tonya Harding of dancers. See you this weekend, gooners.

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ilbbaicnl

So maybe the ChismosoVirus is going around, but I gotta ask why didn't you broach the subject with the whale of seeing him regularly somewhere other than the club? Is that normal in SF, for the clubs to take such an insanely large part of the dance cost?
Although it's harder to pronounce, maybe she's really a sFDRipper, and wants to put all strippers of East Asian descent in internment camps. But, even if you're a Shaolin stripper, you only have to take so much: youtube.com
What's a junt? The concept of a non-PAWG Tonya Harding is a stretch. In order for us to be gooners, you all have to change stage dancers every 10 seconds, and let us wank in the club.

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ilbbaicnl

Laying out the bills so the denominations increase going towards your naughty bits could imply it's an extras club. But I guess subtle false implications are a good tactic for plausibly deniable ROBbing.

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uncutgem69

@ilbbaicnl It is an extras club. You can literally read the reviews of these people namedropping my coworkers. That’s why I’m here looking like a gargoylesque fed so nobody says anything stupid and incriminating anymore. Management knows about this site lol it’s been around a while. I do not do extras but the girls that do are nice and being nice is how you get away with it. The extras girls at my last club were really bitter and jealous if you’d make money (even though they make more) because you don’t suck dick or sell coke and just have a fun enough personality and conversation to snag a VIP. That’s how they get narced on. Because they’re unpleasant, vapid, coked out and get in your face immediately offering all these things without even considering you could be an undercover. Which is what I have been told by customers of mine that they talked to first and were not looking for that kind of attention. Some guys aren’t PLs and just come in randomly sometimes and intellectually stimulating conversation with a naked woman is enough to satisfy them sometimes.

I am not an escort.. I do not meet customers outside the club for any reason lmfao that’s the Rape Zone hon. I am abstinent because this job made me asexual but I’m also admittedly a dyke and regularly pretend to be girlfriends with a certain coworker because guys really love the lesbian shit.

Yes taking that much of a cut is normal in San Francisco but it was mostly because of the time I showed up. The amount they take increases later you are. I get up at 12pm but I don’t have the energy after a night of being a circus monkey to get ready in an expeditious manner most of the time so I’m just whatever about it I’m fine with taking the L. Like yeah sorry I like having time to myself before work and don’t want to devote my entire life to spreading puss on a stage for $5. Stage is usually super dead other than on the weekends.

There were not any implications made in the photo other than “if you want to see my pussy then pay for it” because it is a full nude club after all but I don’t get naked unless my tip is up front and meets my expectations.

Also it’s SouthEast Asian. I’m Filipino. My skin is light. I know. I don’t go outside enough to tan. Do you think I’d be on this website if I went outside frequently? Lmfao. It’s like expected that other ethnicities are assumed because of such but my culture being erased because I don’t meet someone’s Japanese school girl fantasy is always annoying. I know I look Chinese I’ll even wear the rice paddy hat if it makes you people happy. I got asked if I spoke English the other day by a customer who was just looking for an Asian woman and waved a wad of cash in my face and pointed at the dance tracker without a “Hi, how are you?” like I was a dog or something. Yeah it’s like degrading to constantly be a fetish specifically because of my race and only be approached because of such and expecting the whole Me Love You Long Time razzle dazzle but you have to just get used to it and use it to your advantage. I turned that customer down though. Not interested in spending time with someone like that for any amount of money.

Don’t be defensive that I called you guys Gooners it was just a neg. It’s not that serious.. Strippers are supposed to be Entertainers. So I’m gonna entertain. Duh.

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ilbbaicnl

@uncutgem69 Don't really get it, when you have customers who are only looking for what you are OK with doing, that you think it's likely they'd be different, if you saw them outside the club. I did not mean East in a South-exclusive way. Strippers who think all customers are some degree of scum have a point. Strip clubs sponge in and concentrate racism and other evils that are prevalent in the world. But we go there for fun. Not because we didn't luck into one of the scarce reasonable job situations available. It's only defensive if I don't legit want to wank in the club.

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