Confucious Say

Optimists believe this is the best of all possible worlds.

Pessimists fear this is true.

Confucius say

"man who stand on toilet is high on pot"

Confucious Say

Man who buy drowned cat, get wet pussy

Confucious say, "Man who lick knife speak with forked tongue."

Confuscious say man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly fingers.

Confucious say woman who fart in church sit in own pew.

Confucious say man who fly plane upside down have crack up.

Confucious say man who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.

Confucius says indians shoot curry from the dick

Confucius says you can pick your ass and pick your friends but you cant pick your friends ass

Confucious say

Man who throws dirt is losing ground

Confucius say man who eat greasy fried chicken likes gobbling lubed hard cock