Confucious Say

Optimists believe this is the best of all possible worlds.

Pessimists fear this is true.

Confucius say

"man who stand on toilet is high on pot"

Confucious Say

Man who buy drowned cat, get wet pussy

Confucious say, "Man who lick knife speak with forked tongue."

Confuscious say man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly fingers.

Confucious say woman who fart in church sit in own pew.

Confucious say man who fly plane upside down have crack up.

Confucious say man who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.

Confucious say

Man who throws dirt is losing ground