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US pharmacies make it purposely hard to find condoms and lubricants

I've noticed that it's always hard to find condoms and lubricants at US pharmacies because the aisles aren't labelled, or labelled incorrectly. I've had this experience at CVS, Walgreens, you name it.

And I don't live in the conservative South -- I'm in the Baltimore/Washington area on the East coast.

When I walk into a US pharmacy, there are no aisles labelled "Intimacy" or "Contraception" -- and believe it or not, not even something "Family Planning." It's always a guessing game for me. Sometimes I manage to find them in bizarre aisles like "Skin Care." One time I got tired of searching -- I'd carefully checked every single aisle! -- and asked one of the employees, "Where do you have condoms?" He directed to, believe it or not, an aisle labelled "Sanitary Protection." Sanitary Protection! I had thought that meant things like soap, sanitizer, and for that reason kept searching! It's incredible how sexually uptight and Puritan this country is, even in this day and age! You would never see this kind of crap anywhere else, not even in third-world countries!

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boomer79

I don’t think it’s as much making them hard to find as having them out of the way for privacy and so those not looking won’t notice if they’re kids or up tight people. It shouldn’t be uncomfortable but for some people it is.

Of course it’s more annoying when they’re locked up. This is fairly common. That’s why never WalMart. Gotta love looking for the associate with the key and having them walk you to the front.

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Rod84

I always found them in the men's grooming/personal care section. That is, until I just started ordering them from the billionaire in space.

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letmebe45676

They are locking them up in mainstream stores now. I get them from the gas station with my tank fill up and quick pick.

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59

The local CVS they are in the Family Planning section. Close to the Pharmacy counter. I guess it varies by region. Eastern PA.

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sfrsox

They’re not hard to find in either FL or MA. (Or you can get them for free at Planned Parenthood.)

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IfIGottaBeDamned

The Target I go to in central Maryland has a sign hanging above that section of the aisle that says “sexual health”. Seems pretty straightforward to me.

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ilbbaicnl

One of my favs thought I was making it up that there's sometimes a condom vending machine in the men's room. I had to take a picture of one to prove it to her.

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PAWG_Patrol

"One time I got tired of searching -- I'd carefully checked every single aisle! -- and asked one of the employees, "Where do you have condoms?" He directed to, believe it or not, an aisle labelled "Sanitary Protection." Sanitary Protection! I had thought that meant things like soap, sanitizer, and for that reason kept searching!"

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ilbbaicnl
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PhantomGeek

^ And here I was expecting the "Every Sperm is Sacred" song.

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skibum609

What's a condom, other than something that kills the experience?

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Manuellabore

OP is faithful to his handle. There's not much consistency, but I can walk into a chain drugstore and track them down within a few minutes. Sometimes, there's a "Family Planning" sign, which is remarkable since they occupy about 3 feet of shelf space in a big ass store. Often, they're with the sanitary napkins and tampons (a/k/a "sanitary protection") for some reason, which is interesting since you wouldn't think women would be the prime purchasers. And, if I have to ask, NBD.

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Alternative_carry657

Or buy them online for way cheaper than a store...

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dustyj

There's this website called Amazon. You can buy condoms there and have them shipped to you in a day or two. If this was 30 years ago maybe where condoms are located in a store might be an issue but certainly not today.

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