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3 weeks ago

Why Everyone Was So Happy In Maybury

Ever wonder why everybody was so happy and everything was so peaceful in Andy Griffith’s Mayberry? I think it’s because no one was married! Andy, young Opie of course, Barney, Aunt Bee, Helen, Goober, Floyd the barber, Gomer were all single. Only Otis was married and he was the town drunk!

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ilbbaicnl

Andy and Barney kept it on the down low.

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Rightfield

Pretty insightful OP! Hey, have you ever heard the song "Me and Opie Down by the Duck Pond" by BR549? Pretty fun. Check it out! youtube.com

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Jascoi

I think actually one guy was married. the drunk guy that would sleep in the jail.

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ilbbaicnl

They never arrested any sex workers, making for a town of happy bachelors.

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PhredJohnson

Jascoi: that was Otis, the town drunk

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