The 49ers seahawks game has turned into a murder scene so I was just now looking through some old posts and ran across a post where ebonics came up and LMAO'd at this post from motorhead. No doubt he stole it from somewhere so i stole it again.... #disclaimer: instead of bumping that years old thread here's that one post.
High school was hard for me.
But one day I got an easy homework assignment. All i had to do was put each of the following vocabulary words in a sentence.
HOTEL - I gave my girlfriend da crabs and the HOTEL everybody.
RECTUM - I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady RECTUM both.
DISAPPOINTMENT - My parole officer tol me if I miss DISAPPOINTMENT they gonna send me back to the big house.
FORECLOSE - If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money FORECLOSE.
CATACOMB - Don King was at the fight the other night, Man, somebody give that CATACOMB.
PENIS - I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said PENIS.
ISRAEL - Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex, I said Man, that looks fake. He said, No, ISRAEL.
UNDERMINE - There is a fine lookin' hoe livin' in the apartment UNDERMINE.
TRIPOLI - I was gonna buy my old lady a bra but I couldn't find no TRIPOLI.
STAIN - My mother-in-law axed if I was STAIN for dinner again.
SELDOM - My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks game, so I SELDOM.
ODYSSEY - I told my bro, you ODYSSEY the tits on this hoe.
HORDE - My sister got into trouble because she HORDE around in school.
INCOME - I just got in bed wit dis hoe and INCOME my wife.
HONOR - At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, who be HONOR first?
FORTIFY - I axed da hoe how much? And she say FORTIFY.
