Check it out some time. The language barrier is real but half the people I met spoke English and almost everyone can speak some basic Spanish. Prostitution is legal but I didn’t see any streetwalkers anywhere. Every stripper I asked was down for otc, just needed scheduling.
The only downside to my trip is that the dollar took a crap against the euro between booking my trip and actually arriving. But hey, we’re winning the trade war we started. Right? Right? We showed them. Tanked the stock market and our own currency. And now all of Europe will buy imported F-150s and we will all be living like Ward Cleaver again. American egg farmers are also still getting theirs! Those cheap euro trash eggs I saw must only be half as good because they are half the price!


The food and wine was fantastic everywhere I went. France has nothing on these guys.