Los Angeles strip club afternoon alternatives?

I'm wondering if there are any alternatives anymore to strip clubs in Los Angeles or even Southern California around lunchtime or early afternoon? Places to avoid the pressure of the drinks, the pressure of the dancers you're not interested in, and avoiding the crowds, etc. Plus so many clubs don't even open or are dead at 1pm or so.

I used to love Hollywood Paris House which was like a VIP room. But no pressure, no drinks or anything. Just walk in, choose a girl, tip well, get a nude dance and sometimes more.

There was a place that called itself a modeling studio, pretty much the same as Paris House but with the theme of you can take pictures of the girls. That was years ago.

There used to a place where you could get strippers for your bachelor parties or one on one, but they also had a room where you could just go do a private show. I only went once but the girl treated it like a party. I'd put bills in my mouth and she'd squat over me and grab them hands-free.

Even peep shows I think are gone. Venus Faire on Lankershim which was very unique I think no longer has the showgirls.

All those places are closed now. I'd think by now there'd be so much more alternative place than so much less!

Anyone know of anything?