Strip Club Board Game

I don't think it will replace strip poker. :)

Hmm, full lips, wide flat noses, are there really people who think all strippers are black? Big brow ridges too. I think generally high Neanderthal DNA gets you on the day shift.

If there were a board game where Neanderthal PLs compete to rack up extras, that would be like a whole day on CNN.

^Actually, anthropologists are beginning to believe that European Neanderthal characteristics included blonde hair, blue eyes, and fair skin; where Cro-Magnon might have emigrated from Asia, raising questions about where the African characteristics you mentioned may have come from. Suffice to say, it seems most of us online PLs are Neanderthal, but the known genealogy of the Neanderthal you described is just no so.

Then you have troglodytes like 25IQ and skibum. They are kind of like the coelacanthes - after you thought they were gone for good, they slime their way up from the murky depths for more troglodytic antics.