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Song about Strippers

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frenchiexu

I recently got the newest Kenny Chesney CD and found a song on it called 'Dancin' forthe Groceries'. Thought it was interesting, and I posted the lyrics below for the group to see.

She's thinking about what her kids are doing

Five miles away, it's almost time for bed

They're brushing teeth and hearing one more story

And in the mirror she paints her lips bright red

She wishes she could call and say she loves them

But the bossman says no calls go out or in

So she puts on a dress that might feel pretty

If she didn't have to take it off again

She's dancin for the Groceries

She's dancin for the rent

She's dancing for the credit cards

That she's already spent

In sequins and in laces

She's dancing for the braces

So her kids can have a perfect smile someday

Smiling while she dances

Is the price she has to pay

They tell her in this job there is no future

So get it while you can 'cause looks don't last

There's money in those pockets for the tak'in

if you do it right it makes the time go fast

[Dancin' For The Groceries lyrics on www.metrolyrics.com]

The music's loud the drinks are mostly water

What her name is tonight she can't recall

The business men stare at the single mother

Whose smiling while she's staring at the wall

She's dancin for the Groceries

She's dancin for the rent

She's dancing for the credit cards

That she's already spent

In sequins and in laces

She's dancing for the braces

So her kids can a perfect smile someday

Smiling while she dances

Is the price she has to pay

Someday she'll have a house out in the country

Someday she'll see the other side of dawn

And noone will ever know

What is was she did before

She just heard the dj say your on

The lights come up

And they play her song

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Clubber

For many, it should be titled, "Dancin' for the Drugs"!

She's dancin for the Drugs

She's dancin for the Thugs

She's dancing for the Money

That her pimp's already spent

In sequins and a low cut back

She's dancing for the crack

Her kids can wait for dinner

Hungry while she dances

Is the price she has to pay

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harrydave

She's dancin for the Losers

She's dancin for the Pervs

She's dancing for the groping

hands that fondle all her curves

In sequins and a skimpy thong

She's wishin'for the end of song

If this guy had a few more bucks

She'd offer him some backroom sucks

What's the price he'll have to pay?

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pdxskinsin

This is a personal favorite...Shake that by Eminem

Shady, Aftermath

There she goes shaking that ass on the floor

Bumpin and grindin that pole

The way she's grindin that pole

I think I'm losing control

Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunked, get fuucked up

Hit the strip club don't forget ones get your dick rubbed

Get fucked, get sucked, get wasted, shit faceted

Pasted, blasted, puke drink up, get a new drink

Hit the bathroom sink, throw up

Wipe your shoe clean, got a routine

Knowin still got a few chunks on your shoestring

Showin I was dehydrated till the beat vibrated

I was revibed as soon as this Bitch gyrated

And hips and licked them lips and that was it

I had to get Nate Dogg here to sing some shit

Two to the one from the one to the three

I like good pussy and I like good trees

Smoke so much weed you wouldn't beleive

And I get more ass than a toilet seat

Three to the one from the one to the three

I met a bad bitch last night in the D

Let me tell you how I made her leave with me

Conversation and Hennessey

I've been to the muthafuckin mountain top

Heard muthafuckers talk, seen 'em drop

If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock

And when I bust yo ass I'm gonna continue to rock

Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet

It's real easy just follow the beat

Don't let that fine girl pass you byye

Look real close cause strobe lights blind

We bout to have a party (turn the music up)

Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)

I'm lookin for a girl with a body and a sexy strut

Wanna get it poppin baby step right up

Some girls they act retarded

Some girls are bout it bout it

I'm lookin for a girl that will do whatever the fuck

I say everday she be givin it up

Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

Ohh girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygentist

Open your mouth for about four or five minutes

Take a little bit of this flouride rinse

Swish but don't spit it, swallow and I'll finish

Yeah me and Nate d-o double g

Looking for a couple bitches with some double d's

Pop a little champagne and a couple E's

Slip it in her bubbuly, we finna finna have a party

Have a party (turn the music up)

Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)

I'm lookin for a girl I can fuck in my hummer truck

Apple Bottom jeans and a big ol' suck

Some girls they act retarded

Some girls are bout it bout it

I want a bitch that sit at the crib with no panties on

Knows that she can but she won't say no

Now look at this lady all in front of me, sexy as can be

Tonight I want a slut, will you be mine?

I heard you was freaky from a friend of mine

Now I hope you don't get mad at me

But I told Nate you was a freak

He said he wants a slut, hope you don't mind

I told him how you like it from behind

Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

Cmon girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

Ohh girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

Cmon girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

We bout' to have a party (turn the music up)

Let's get it started (go ahead shake your butt)

I'm lookin for a girl with a body and a sexy strut

Wanna get it poppin baby step right up

Some girls they act retarded

Some girls are bout it bout it

I'm lookin for a girl that will do whatever the fuck

I say everday she be givin it up

There she goes, shaking that ass on the floor

Bumpin and grindin that pole

The way she's grindin that pole

I think I'm losing control

God, come one

[Eminem makes noises]

I ain't leavin' without you bitch

Come here home with me

And my boy, and his boy, and his boy, and his gurl

haha, Nate Dogg

[deep breathing]

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pdxskinsin

Funny the wife doesn't like it...don't know why...any ideas?

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shadowcat

Frenchie: Thanks. I just downloaded it and added it to my collection of strip club/stripper music and humor. Those that made it to the TUSCL convention in Oct got a 3 CD set. I will include this song in my next revision. To be presented to the guys/gals that make it to the next one. This spring.

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rootman

The song probably is pretty cool after a couple beers but unfortunately, it's Sunday and I just had a seesion this weekend that included my ATF breaking down from this scenario. I feel bad for her because she wants out but can't possibly make enough $$$ with a high school education and no resume. She really is a great girl, no drugs, got kids and treats me great. But the whole scene is getting to be a struggle for her, very common with dancers.

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FONDL

Rootman, is there any way you can help her make the transition to something else? I don't mean just financially, the thing she probably needs most is guidance - typically these gals have no real world experience and have no idea what other options are available. When my ATF quit dancing she got a job as a waitress in a very popular sports pub and made almost as much as she did as a stripper. She later waitressed in a strip club and did even better. If she's attractive, personable and reasonably intelligent, there are lots of other opportunities out there. But she probably doens't know that.

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rootman

FONDL: Good point. I was thinking of helping her with some skills guidance. We aren't in a big city with big clubs so SC waitressing won't work. Also, hours are tough in that business when you have kids. We need to sit down and talk about what I can do. I haven't yet because I don't have answers. She thought she'd get a job for $10-15/hour and that coupled with some other sources would work. I did the math, it doesn't close. I'm an experienced business manager with lots of backround in hiring, interviewing etc. so at least I can help with that. I long for the day when you could just go to a buddy and say 'I need a favor', hire this one.

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Clubber

rootman,

I have used and used recently, the "hire this one" favor. Those things still work, but I always tell them, do not mess up and make me look bad for suggesting you. So far, zero problems. I can't say that all have been major companies, but some have been. Just depends on who you know.

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FONDL

Rootman, I've helped my ATF write application letters and resumes many times and helped her go through the want-ads. She's now a massage therapist, which required about 9 months of schooling (all day for 4 days a week.) She runs her own business and makes about $70 an hour, which means she can support herself while only working part time. She goes to school full time. Depending where you are, massage therapy may be a good option. Some of the skills required are surprisingly similar to stripping - eg. pleasant and friendly manner, attractive appearance, comfortable with nudity, touching and a bit of intimacy. I'll be happy to tell you more about it if you think she might be interested.

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rootman

FONDL: Great idea. Massage therapist seems like a natural that can be learned in a reasonable amount of time. I had no idea it took that many months to learn and get licensed but it's reasonable in the scheme of things. Any idea what school might cost? She's not broke and maybe I can help some if I think I should and it looks like a real plan that could work.

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